Greenhouse Rants
by Tyler Thrasher
Tyler Thrasher is an artist and scientist with a deep and aggressive obsession for rare plants. Specifically those of the cacti and succulent variety. This means that Tyler needs a greenhouse and this means that Tyler spends all of his time in that greenhouse. Tyler spends a lot of time speaking to himself in that greenhouse so he figured he would just turn on a microphone and talk while he worked in that very same greenhouse. This podcast features a man with many stupid and sometimes humorous thoughts. He will try to work in info and care tips regarding cacti and succulents but some might say he's given up hope helping plant murderers.
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Episodes
"Kids Don't Need Help With Inspiration"
1h 11m · PublishedIn the first episode of season two, Tyler Thrasher hits the ground running, albeit very tired. Enjoy a fresh dose of rants regarding inspiration, nature, plant poaching, listening to kids, and asking for help when you need it.
Support the show"There Are No Rules and Nothing Matters"
1h 23m · PublishedIn this episode of Greenhouse Rants, Thrasher is ready leave the circus known as american politics. Frustrations increase with politicians who take to twitter to prove a point and leaders who do anything but inspire.
Thrasher also spends some time addressing toxic factions of the plant community.
Its not all negative on this episode however, as a parade literally comes marching down his street and is flattered for reasons beyond his control.
Thrasher finishes the episode with some talk about his variegated Monstera and some amd experiments he will conduct for science!
Plant Tinder
1h 27m · PublishedIn this episode of Greenhouse Rants Tyler Thrasher spends a good deal of time addressing the need for white politicians to don "blackface" including some of the world's most inclusive and liberal. We're also discussing "common names" and their shortcomings, mad experiments with shipping pollen, plant tinder, and the lengths Tyler will go to find some peace and humor in parenthood. Enjoy.
Support the showWet Sticks
1h 19m · PublishedIn this episode of Greenhouse Rants, Tyler spends quite a bit of time rummaging over sellers who resort to incredibly low standards just to make a quick killing. Tyler also details his frustrations with gullible plant buyers and the fake variegates that are starting to hit the market.
Tyler ends the episode with a story about a man who crawled across the street and a dumb president who tries to buy another country, as well as answering a plethora of Patreon plant questions.
The Coolest Human Ever
1h 37m · PublishedTyler is back from his mini tour, and although he's exhausted- its ranting time.
In this episode of Greenhouse Rants, Tyler Thrasher is unsurprisingly disappointed in La Croix and the Instagram plant fad. Tyler rants about non flavors, plant vultures, plant con artists, idiots who get conned, and some growers he REALLY respects. Tyler also answers Patreon questions, one which is quite heavy and ends the episode on a stellar, STELLAR note. Its never too late to start your life's work.
Please Tell Me Someone Heard That
1h 1m · PublishedIn this episode of Greenhouse Rants, Tyler Thrasher unleashes some plant knowledge, starting with a new segment, "Spectacular Plants". Tyler will also recount his trip to Montana where he saw way too many bears, followed shortly by some light rants on plant drama and those who use their plants as a status symbol. There will also be talk of workshops and other exciting news regarding his patreon, as well as some updates on his synthetic opal.
Support the showPlant Vultures
1h 11m · PublishedIn this episode of Greenhouse Rants, Tyler Thrasher talks about the plant goblins that lurk in the shadows, looking for any opportunity to take advantage of other growers- mainly in regards to those who grow tropicals. He also touches on his first trials in growing plants from tissue culture, vegan food substitutes, white guilt and people are who are easily offended.
Support the showMen Who Disappoint
1h 4m · PublishedIn this episode of Greenhouse Rants, Tyler Thrasher starts at a 9. He opens up on a discussion about men who don't quite reach the bar and fathers who do more harm than good. We quickly meander on over to his upcoming DnD podcast, "The Lost Magic" and the exciting adventures that lay ahead.
We finish off the episode with some talk about fandom and its destructive tendencies towards the thing they love and the wave of entitlement that is currently washing over "art", all of which leads us to a little bit of plant talk, specifically in regards to a variegated Monstera deliciosa that is doing some interesting things...
"Oklahoma White"
2h 1m · PublishedIn this episode of Greenhouse Rants, Tyler Thrasher spills the beans on his wonderful event at Asrai Garden in Chicago. A considerable amount of time is also donated to the topic of old crotchety men in the plant business and the uncomfortable interactions with those men. There is more talk on upcoming projects, crummy individuals in home depot and the time Tyler Thrasher's mom strapped a laser sight to a shotgun.
Also we should mention that there is quite the rant in regards to Joel Olsteen, organized religion and finding your own meaning.
The track at the end of the episode is "This Is How We Do It".
No F****** Compassion
1h 21m · PublishedIn this episode of Greenhouse Rants, Tyler Thrasher goes full force on the rant side of things. A good chunk of the episode is dedicated to those who've lost their sense of compassion- social media terrorists who power jerk to their ability to ruin someone's life in split second. Tyler Thrasher also rants about those who leave living creatures in his lab and parents who don't look after their horrible HORRIBLE children at parks. This is all followed by some pleasant question answering and wraps up with an electronic track by yours truly titled, "It Woke Me Up" from his Polymer EP.
Support the showGreenhouse Rants has 48 episodes in total of non- explicit content. Total playtime is 59:54:53. The language of the podcast is English. This podcast has been added on August 6th 2022. It might contain more episodes than the ones shown here. It was last updated on March 14th, 2024 17:11.