Greenhouse Rants

In this episode of Greenhouse Rants, Tyler Thrasher spends a considerable amount of time ranting and raving about a delicious little bottle of Pumpkin Pie Soda, this is quickly followed by a shining review of Aldi's. Tyler also goes into great detail regarding his latest opal milestones and his journey thus far in synthesizing his own opals as well as ranting about those who stalk and copy him.

This episode also includes talk of future projects and current endeavors including a Dungeons and Dragons podcast that's currently in the works and addressing some plant questions from his Patreon backers!

In this episode of Greenhouse Rants, Tyler Thrasher enjoys a cool night in the greenhouse ranting about his super rad mailman, death and mortality, creepy people who follow him through stores, and how he copes with existential crises. Tyler also dedicates a portion of the podcast to answering questions from his patreon backers regarding growing mesembs indoors and watering succulents during their dormancy.

The track at the end of the episode is an unmastered remix of "Black Betty" by Tyler Thrasher

In this episode of Greenhouse Rants, Tyler Thrasher pops off on ignorance. Specifically those that teach untruths and promote fear in an unhealthy way. Thrasher tackles the anti-vaxx movement, flat-earthers and the like.

Tyler also delves into his love of caves and caving, and even preaches caving safety protocol as well as discussing how to tackle certain pests that might attack your succulents.
So take notes.

This episode ends with a weird ass unmastered future house track with no specific title whatsoever.

In this heated episode of Greenhouse Rants, our personal asshole rants about what might possibly be the worst date him and his wife have been on. A string of horrible and traumatizing short films on top of a hot toddy that was way too strong made for a disaster of an evening.

Tyler does however dedicate a huge chunk of this episode to actual plant talk. About time! This includes a hybrid of his making that is exhibiting some interesting and unique traits.

This episode ends with a new funk house track by yours truly! Titled, "Bom Bom Stop".

Enjoy.

Its finally warm enough for Tyler Thrasher to sit in his greenhouse and yell at you for an hour.
In this episode of Greenhouse Rants, Tyler recounts one of the rudest individuals he's experienced yet. There is plenty of talk regarding growing succulents from seed.
Tyler Thrasher also dedicates a chunk of this episode to answering questions from his Patreon backers and briefly discusses selling rare plants.

The episode finishes with some talk of nothingness and the contractions of the universe.

The track at the end of the episode is an unmastered one from an 80s synthwave soundtrack Tyler Thrasher is composing for a board game. It is unmastered.

In this episode of Greenhouse Rants, Tyler Thrasher invites his friend and tiefling warlock over for a late night conversation regarding the universe, aliens, rednecks, goodness, and potential.

The track at the end of the episode is a progressive trance one titled "Back to Bermuda"

Tyler Thrasher is still on his social media rant. Its making us dumber and less resilient. Social media affords us the luxury and time to fight fights that aren't really worth fighting. Apparently its offensive to use the word thicc and ultimately we're all just a little stupid.

Tyler also dedicates over an hour of the podcast to frisbeeing out art advice and answering questions he's been asked in regards to being an artist. So there's some wholesome content there after all.

In this episode of Greenhouse Rants, Tyler Thrasher spends the first half of the episode dedicated to plant talk. Specifically variegation, and why this beautiful mutation is often seen as sickly and undesired by horticulturists, but often demands hundreds and even thousands of dollars on auction sites.

Tyler Thrasher ends the episode with some sex talk. Specifically on sexual decency and the importance of making sex a conversation and a conversation both parties are involved with.

Tyler ends the episode by reminiscing on the literally funniest thing he ever experienced.

The track at the end is from Tyler Thrasher's EP, "Polymer". The track is titled Lucid Jungle.

In this episode of Greenhouse Rants, Tyler Thrasher has had it with social media and the garbage circus that is the internet. Tyler rants about his frustrations with phone addiction, the void of empathy that is present on social media, the word "social media", how to avoid talking to people in public, the time someone threw a dirt diaper at ceiling fan, witnessing someone getting kidnapped and the stupid people that sometimes walk into a science store. Enjoy.

In this episode of Greenhouse Rants, Tyler starts out strong with some grade A bullshit, quickly followed up by our strange ability to rewrite history, and how hard the holidays can be. He also answers questions asked by his Patreon backers regarding plants and plant care.

Hopefully some of those questions will pertain to you as well.