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Hey, this is De writing the description here and if you’re not a monster-fucker, this episode might be a LOT. If you ARE a monster-fucker, this episode might be a LOT. I’ll warn you it’s VERY gross. No forreal, it’s disgusting.
Melissa and Storm read Thick Beef by Layla Fae and decided this was going to be the first book on Smut Book Club that gets DNF’d (Did Not Finish). Trust me, it was probably for the best. They also talk about books they’ve DNF’d outside of the podcast and what will make them DNF a book.
Normally I’d say come join the fun, but it just sounds dirty now, so….

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Intro / Outro - Dreamy provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production

Hey everyone!
This week we play another game of Guess Who’s Coming to Juneteenth and talk about Keith Lee and how someone is going to get their ass beat playing around with him. We also talk about Found, what constitutes lightskintedness, and go onto a lot of tangents that even we don’t really know what’s going on.

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Intro / Outro - Feelin Good provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production

In this episode the ladies come up with a new game show, Guess Who’s Coming to Juneteenth, a show where we try see if we know who is Black or not. We also talk about the new Doctor Who and whether or not we are excited for it, or dreading it. Also, you know we’re going to talk about Will and Jada and how we actually don’t know as much about their relationship as we think. We define what 90s Fine is, though some of us disagree whether or not being 90s Fine makes you not fine in any other era.

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Intro / Outro - Feelin Good provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production

Hey everyone!
So… just like the title suggests we went into a bit of a chaos spiral in this episode. Melissa talks about commercial jingle conspiracy theories, we find out that DayQuil and NightQuil actually don’t work, JP and De talk about Big Bad Con and attempt to get the rest of the crew excited about a game, and we try and end on a happy note (spoiler alert, it just ends weird).
Get ready for a wild ride of an episode. Check out our carrd to see where you can find us! https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co/

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Intro / Outro - Feelin Good provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production

Hey everybody!
On this episode of Nerdgasm Noire we talk about the potential end to the WGA strike, and what that might mean for some of the streaming services. We also talk about The Circle, a show that De is pretty sure is supposed to be a horror thriller, it just doesn’t know it yet. We also talk about the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce rumors. They also argue the deliciousness of fries on a burger.
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Intro / Outro - Feelin Good provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production

Hey everybody,
Welcome to the inaugural episode of Smut Book Club’s Smut Book Club, a book club where me and Melissa read our long list of romance novels and talk about them in the only way we know how, messily. Melissa also shoots some ideas for the jingle for this particular podcast. It goes about as well as you think.

This week Melissa and De read A Taste of her Own Medicine by Tasha Harrison (https://tashalharrisonbooks.com/products/a-taste-of-her-own-medicine)

Synopsis

Single middle aged newly divorced mom Sonja is trying to start her own business. Enter Atlas, the teacher in the six week entrepreneur course. They navigate an age gap (10 years and she's older) in a small town. Real sexy times.

Come join the fun!

Next Smut Book Club's Smut Book Club book is going to be Once Upon a Dream by Sierra Simone (https://www.thesierrasimone.com/once-upon-a-dream).

Synopsis

Lush. Evocative. Romantic. Enter the sensual world of modern day fairy tales with three novellas by USA Today bestselling author Sierra Simone.

Music Box Girl

A Twelve Dancing Princesses Story

Every night they dance. Every night he follows.

Ex-soldier private investigator Cal Dugan has been hired to follow Tamsin and her ballerinas to find out where they go at night. He didn’t count on Tamsin’s courage or her passion. He didn’t count on the way she twists him up inside.

He solves the riddle of their disappearing act, but he’ll never reveal Tamsin’s secrets, no matter the cost.

American Witch

A Princess and the Pea Story

Morgan wants to start fresh, but a mystery man at the masked ball lights her up from the inside. His hands, his touch, his scent--they're all too familiar, all too real. He’s always been her weakness, but can she deny him when every part of her is on fire for him and only him?

Red & White

A Snow-White and Rose-Red Story

All that art student Scarlett wants to do is wait out a howling snowstorm and kiss her best friend senseless, but all her careful plans fall apart the minute a near-frozen bear stumbles through the door.

Except he's not a bear—he's very much a man—and there's only one way to warm him up from the cold... Have you read the book? Tell us what you think about it on Twitter @NerdgasmNoire.

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Intro / Outro - Dreamy provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production

In this episode of Smut Book Club, Mel is joined by JP to talk about the book Office Hours by Katrina Jackson. They also talk about tropes that they do and don’t like in romance, and also the intrigue of foreign translated romances.
Office Hours - https://www.katrinajacksonauthor.com/curriculumvitae
Girls with Slingshots - https://www.girlswithslingshots.com/ Have you read the book? Tell us what you think about it on social media by checking out our carrd! (https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co)

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Intro / Outro - Dreamy provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production

Hey everybody!
So this week Melissa had a LOT of questions about Drew Barrymore and the WGA strike. We also talk about how EVERYONE used to have a talk show. We also talk about how Angelica Ross’ terrible experience with Ryan Murphy and Emma Roberts.
We also get into a conversation about how art is being taken over by AI and what that means for the future of society (rough stuff, tbh).

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Intro / Outro - Feelin Good provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production

Hey everyone!
This might sound like a Smut Book Club episode, but it’s a Nerdgasm Noire episode. We promise.
In this episode we talk about what constitutes tall (so that when Jamie becomes a dictator and shut down all the tall people), whether or not Storm is an enabler and what level of heat and weird we’re willing to deal with in a romance/erotica novel. This is a wild one, hope you enjoy it. Check out our carrd to see where you can find us! https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co/

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Intro / Outro - Feelin Good provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production

Hey everyone!
On this episode of Smut Book Club, Melissa and De talk about some booktok drama and explain that there are certain boundaries you shouldn’t cross. Plus we talk a little bit about our Patreon Only Smut Book Club episodes that are coming soon!

Have you read the book? Tell us what you think about it on social media by checking out our carrd! (https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co)

Make sure you join our new discord channel and hang out with the community! discord.gg/7DqMZSy

ENJOY!

Intro / Outro - Dreamy provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production