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The day has come! All of this NONSENSE with Oddie and Kitt pays off AT LAST, and we meet the TRUE HERO of our tale: JEFF WHO WORKS AT THE VIDEO STORE.

We know, FINALLY, right?

WHO are the true powers that rule over Spencer's Folly? WHAT really happened that night on Moosewood Boulevard? And HOW MUCH is the late fee going to be if Oddie doesn't return Free Fail Points before noon on the due date? THE ANSWERS TO SOME OF THESE and also Oddie crafts a gift from his father into a weapon that would CERTAINLY get him pulled out of line by the TSA on this week's episode!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Thanks, Patriarchy" Moore and played by Nigel "Book Fulla Gobbledygook" Collins and Casey "Water-Based Rivers, Water-Based Worlds" Hills, who also edits and produces it, and this episode we're joined by Max "The Four Corners of Spook Central" Matta! Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold! and make a podcast about it.

These are their campfire stories.

The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony Moore and Casey Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

This episode is dedicated to the memory of Nick's Nana. She was the best.

Holmes and Watson are called upon to see why a dude is acting so weird! Quit being weird, guy! Also there's a VERY GOOD DOG and TWO HORSES THAT ARE BROTHERS and, as if you hadn't guessed yet, A MUMMY. We didn't even make any of those up!

We also comparison-shop possibly regional sandwich chains, plan to take drugs for the amusement of others and create some friggin' ambiance up in here.

Free text of this week's story: https://www.dfw-sherlock.org/uploads/3/7/3/8/37380505/1927_april_the_adventure_of_shoscombe_old_place.pdf

Free audio of this week's story: https://librivox.org/the-memoirs-of-sherlock-holmes-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle-2/

The Final Podblem is cohosted by Nicholas "Cage The Tomato Plant" Cohen and Casey "Anglin' Anglicans" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, follow our twitter @TheFinalPodblem, email us at [email protected] and find our Patreon at patreon.com/semiautomagic, where you can become a patron to support the show, get early episodes and exclusive content!

Join Oddie as he embarks on one of the most important nights of any young man's life: when he brings his Marshal to dinner to meet his father. AS IS SO OFTEN THE CASE, it goes poorly but MUCH IS LEARNED regarding the LOCAL SPOOKLEPATION and ELDRITCH NONSENSE that lies at the heart of the Benevolent Order of Beaters. Also the line between fatherly protectiveness and PHYSICAL ASSAULT OF A MINOR is blurred even further than the 80's standard, an UNUSUALLY HIGH number of firings occur even for this show, and Oddie participates in a little good old-fashion GRAND THEFT CHICKEN.

This episode only, the first ten listeners will be entered into a drawing for a Genuine Imitation Evel Knievel action figure!

Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Dam Zero, Damn Straight" Moore and played by Nigel "The Sexy Goblin Hat-Trick" Collins and Casey "The Great Sanduskys" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold! and make a podcast about it. These are their spooky stories.

The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony 'The Hard Milk ' Moore and Casey 'I Got The FOMOOP' Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

Doreen and Nancy go clubbing and Tomas is a BAD FRIEND right in front of everyone! Squirrel Girl turns to a life of crime and perpetrates an IRON HEIST! The curve factor increases by a staggering NINETY-EIGHT PERCENT! All of this PLUS: Tippy's extremely upsetting new outfit! EXCITING NEWS from the Squirrel Observatory Network! And does anybody know what old floppy-disk game Andrew is half-remembering?

Squirrel Scouts of America is hosted by Nick "Our Pirate Laureate" Cohen, Andrew "The Gig-Gag" Orsie and Casey "Hunk Factors" Hills, who also edits and produces it. It can be found on semiautomagicinc.com along with the rest of our shows or @Squirrel_Scouts on Twitter!

Holmes and Watson are hired to suss out the source of a stock-sorceeror's spouse's sudden and suspicious skulking and skulduggery in their secluded summer seat, and end up asking the question that all men must face eventually: How much is that monster in the window?

Also, we delve into the Great Horse Factory Explosion of '82, the inevitability of being Nicholas Cohen, and how this story is an instance of Arthur Conan Doyle implementing the Scrappy-Doo Gambit.

We apologize in advance for Casey confusing the Michael Keaton and the Val Kilmer; when asked to defend his actions he threw a smoke bomb to the floor and hid behind a nearby potted plant.

Free e-text of this week's story: https://sherlock-holm.es/stories/pdf/a4/1-sided/yell.pdf Free audio of this week's story: https://librivox.org/the-memoirs-of-sherlock-holmes-version-2-by-sir-arthur-conan-doyle/

The Final Podblem is cohosted by Nicholas "Oops, All Lasers" Cohen and Casey 'Cause of Death: Horse Factory Explosion' Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, follow our twitter @TheFinalPodblem, email us at [email protected] and find our Patreon at patreon.com/semiautomagic, where you can become a patron to support the show, get early episodes and exclusive content!

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold and make a podcast about it.

These are their stories.

Play ball.

The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony 'Camembert And Ernie ' Moore and Casey 'Base-Ballroom Blitz' Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

Oddie ventures where EVEN THE HARDIEST Moose-Scout troops fear to tread: THE PLUTONIC TIMBER, deep in the heart of the forest! WILL he find Carly Figueroa--or what's left of her--in the depths of that OTHERWORLDLY ARBOR? HOW can he and Kitt get to the fried chicken buffet before all the friggin' tenders and popcorn chicken get taken BY JERKS WHO HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE HUNGRY LAW? And WHAT on SOME OF OUR GOD'S green earth leaves footprints the size of a ten-year-old girl??? All of this and instructions on how to build your very own utility-cast on this, the last episode of Peculiar Objects to feature Casey Hills! Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "The Thing About Moosewood Trees" Moore and played by Nigel "The Groove Is In The Heart" Collins and Casey "A Snack-Dense Environment" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

We briefly discuss a confusingly bad, racist story, then bury it in the shallow grave it deserves and instead explore how to responsibly enjoy problematic media (it's not hard!), how to learn about people whose experience is different from yours (ask them!) and what on earth is wrong with people who get mad when their media become inclusive (almost everything!).

We're not linking to this story because it's racist garbage you don't need in your life! If you wanna read it on your own, feel free.

Pods & Ends:

-The Marrow of Tradition, by Charles Chesnutt

-Born A Crime, by Trevor Noah

The Final Podblem is cohosted by Nicholas ‘I'm Gonna Go Steal India’ Cohen and Casey ‘The Dinkleberg Refutation’ Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, follow our twitter @TheFinalPodblem, email us at [email protected] and find our Patreon at patreon.com/semiautomagic, where you can become a patron to support the show, get early episodes and exclusive content!