SFTF

Yes we do make the obligatory underwear joke, but we also find out about what it was like growing up in the Mormon Church from our friend Scott.

Special Thanks to Scott for his wisdom, and his writing the interlude.

SFTF intro music is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa

In the crustacean justice system, butter based offenses are considered especially heinous.
Under the Sea, the dedicated detectives who investigate these fishy felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Lobster Unit. These are their stories.

Image from Claw and Order of Boxi Park

Text by Scott

I’ve seen an island, but Japan…now that’s an Island(s) I’d fish for.
Hear how a whole lot of gods came up with some sayings that we all use each day.

Staring:

Trevor

Austin

David

Alex

Marisa

The music is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa

Presenting, Queen Wendy, first of her name, breaker of fast food chains, defender of all things fresh, never frozen.

“The Clapback Queen” has been the ruler of Freshtovia since 1969, and defends the realm from the treacherous evils of those who practice the dark art of frozen beef.

Her majesty entreats you to join her in the Fight Against Frozen Beef!

Stand up you Van Lards!

Andrew joins us to discuss one of the top five card games on the market, and the anime that will show you how awesome it is, and how much of a perv you are for your mermaid fetish.

Plus a public service announcement from Tara Reid.

You can can check out Andrew’s original card game, Quest: Awakening of Melior

This episode includes:

Andrew

David

Austin

Alex

Marisa

Our theme music is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa

Sure you can be yourself, or you can use, “interesting, field-tested, proven material.”

Here’s how to get laid - for success.

The Mystery Method is one man’s humble yet ambitious attempt to solve the greatest mystery in the universe…WOMEN.

This episode features:

Austin, David, Mike, Alex, Marisa, and Amanda

Theme music is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa

While our brave boys were overseas fighting to keep America free, the radio was belting out all the hits of the big bands. Nowhere could you find better 1940s commercials than the Brookes Brothers Sock Garter Comedy Hour.

Vocal talent

Alex

Austin

Toni Pepperoni just wanted to take a leak, now he’s accused of slapping his sausage.
Who’s he gonna call?
Well if it’s a public defender our friend Alex will explain what the hell that is and how the process works.

This episode features:

Austin, David, Alex (the boy), Alex (the girl)

Theme music is Pretend by Malyssa Balarossa

What goes on behind the Golden Arches that welcome you to McDonaldland.
Check out the truth!!!!