TwiBack Tuesday

We discuss the all too relevant Ch 20, supernatural driving times, Alice crushing it at Jeopardy, ballet studio aesthetics, and unfortunate high school dates.

Content Warnings: Discussion of COVID-19 / Coronavirus Crisis, snakes & snake bites, hospitals, mentions of racism.

We're back!! We discuss Chapter 19, Dad's gonna be mad Edward did a murder, the Cullens are real cool chill hippies, get derailed by our thirst, wanting our spines re-aligned, and hypocritically spend 15 minutes talking about cars. The Cars of Twilight Blog Post: https://bit.ly/2WQPUGS Content Warnings: Discussion of violence, death, murder, and body horror, mentions of stalking and relationship abuse.

We wrap up Ch 18 after last week’s tech issues, discuss Mom’s pinterest board from 2010 into an unhinged book, vampires would make great astronauts, MLM recipe books, and $16 prom dresses. Content Warnings:Content Warnings: brief mentions of stalking and harassment, relationship abuse. All of our episodes contain spoilers for the Twilight Saga.

Hey folks, we’re finally back! We discuss Edward needing meditation classes, vampire slumber parties, and had a bit of technical difficulty. We hope you enjoy this short episode nonetheless! Content Warnings: Mentions of violence, surgery, and stalking.

We discuss Chapter 18 THE BASEBALL CHAPTER, custom matching baseball uniforms for the whole family, vampire physics, and the arrival of the plot. Content Warnings: Mentions of suicide, death, loss of child, and some sexual harassment. Record Scratch noise used under creative commons via: https://audiosoundclips.com/ Supermassive Black Hole is intended for parody use only.

We discuss chapter 16 of Twilight, Carlisle's thicc book, heavy-handed Christian themes, Edward’s casting couch, and prepare for next week’s excellent chapter. Content Warnings: Discussions of explicit sexual content, suicide, death, mentions of genocide and incest.

We read chapter 15 and discuss MILF rights, the sewers of Paris in Les Miserables, and how Carlisle is the real love interest of the series. Content Warnings: Mentions of violence, death and depression. All of our episode have spoilers for all of The Twilight Saga.

In our quick wrap-up of chapter 14, we unpack Edward's sexual awakening, Smeyer's age difference kink, and vegetarian vampires being abstinent homosexuals. Content warnings: Mentions of pedophila, violence, and murder.

We get caught up talking for wayy too long about Stephanie Meyer's music nostalgia, Vampire Superpowers, and this being a horror novel that we went way over time, and we'll finish chapter 14 next week! Content Warnings: Mentions of alcohol, suicide, violence, discussions of stalking & relationship abuse.

We discuss what would have happened if Twilight was popular during the highlight makeup trend, a very low vampire song, buying gas when you're emotional, and the rivalry between Sonic the Hedgehog and Bella Swan. Content Warnings: Discussion of relationship abuse, violence, drugs, mentions of pedophilia.