AFTER THE TONE

The joys of a Viennese Whirl, the meaning of self-care, and a very special surprise message for Scottee. And for the last time: the badges are not real!

Not one but TWO callers who have pooed their pants, a guide to douching, Kathy Burke’s drinks order, plus Lycra: love it or loathe it? (Spoiler: Scottee loathes it)

Scottee's sounding sexy this week, Kirsten needs a decent bra, Monty Don makes an appearance...and we explore the joys of nudism

Pissing in your JLS pyjamas, selection boxes, fat bodies in the heatwave, hair dilemmas and Baby Gay is back!

Scottee's got man flu...oh wait, no that can't be right...is it swine flu? Or maybe bird flu? Whatever sort of flu it is the poor love's not at all well but he's risen from his sick bed to send a message

This week: Scottee's laptop is buggered, queer ghosting, worst job interviews, the perils of shagging Tories and 12 litres of what?

Pie and Mash, wig or bandana? Tinchy Stryder, complaining Canadians and how to be a trans / non binary ally

This week Scottee's on his bike in Wales. Plus toddler wisdom, chippy order winner, loving your oppressor, Scottee's gardening tips and The Great Poutine Debate

Scottee and the ATT are BACK! It's a chippy tea special including: first burp of the season, otters pockets, battered sausages, fondant fancies and a tribute to old ladies. Welcome to the cult!

The Sun is shining, Scottee's stripped down to his vest and the brand new series of After The Tone lands this Thursday. What's the gossip? We're ready and waiting for your calls...