INsight - Insurance News

In this week’s edition of INSIGHT: You got to ac-cent-tchu-ate the positives, E-lim-i-nate the negatives, The Suisse Re report is per-sua-sive, Don't mess with Monte-Carlo-Rendez-Vous. You got stan-dard-def-init-ions up to the maximum, Bring Hayne-Royal-Com-mission changes to the minimum, Have flood cover, or pan-de-monium, Insurance News is somewhere-in-between.

It might seem that this week’s edition of INSIGHT proves our support of MAGA and the Trump 24 campaign. But you’ll be de-lighted to learn that nothing can extinguish our general disdain.

In this week’s edition of INSIGHT we wonder if quoting Michael Jackson is still too soon? Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand, ASIC crawls in search of blood, to terrorise IAG’s neighbourhood.

In this week’s edition of INSIGHT we’re looking in to wear and tear, reviewing what the listed companies declare and bushing and combing our hair.

This week’s edition of INSIGHT doesn’t get out of bed for less than $10,000. As a cautionary tale, we bought a very expensive limousine but couldn't afford to hire a driver. Unfortunately, we spent all our money and had nothing to chauffeur it.

This week’s edition of INSIGHT we don flight jackets, tweak our bush mustaches, iron our camouflage gear and shout “bombs away” as terms of reference have been released for the government’s inquiry into last years’ floods.

This week’s edition of INSIGHT we wonder why some people couldn’t pour water out of a boot even if there were instructions on the heel.

This week’s edition of INSIGHT we have a full intro full of bad animal puns, all because your MC is pony. Yes, I’m recovering from a cold and I’m a little horse.

This week’s edition of INSIGHT we have learnt not to repeat the same jokes again and again. Apparently you can hear us, it’s obvious that they’re just not funny.

This week’s edition of INSIGHT we revisit that classic Scandinavian conundrum a Swedish woman, two Swedish men and another Swedish woman walk in ABBA…