Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

by Forever Dog

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

Episodes

285: Reviews of Shrek

1h 23m · Published 15 May 07:00

Coming Soon to Theaters Near You: Get Out of My Swamp (And by Swamp I Mean Reality) See us LIVE:beachtoosandy.com Check out our merch!https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy:https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's Stream:twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram:instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

284: Reviews of Evil Sounding Drinks

1h 24m · Published 08 May 07:00

Check out merch store!https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from ourepisodeson TikTok!https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy:https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream:twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram:instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

283: Reviews of Small-Town Festivals

1h 43m · Published 01 May 07:00

Root beer milk and a great time coffin coffin thumbs up Xtine's Etsy for all you hoop and stick enthusiasts:https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles ***COME SEE US LIVE!***https://beachtoosandy.com/ Look at what we have in store!https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xandy's Stream:twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

282: Reviews of Groupons

1h 40m · Published 24 Apr 07:00

***COME SEE US LIVE!***https://beachtoosandy.com/ Look at what we have in store!https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xandy's Stream:twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

281: Reviews of Mattress Stores

1h 32m · Published 17 Apr 07:00

We dedicate this episode to all the productbristas who shop online and inside the stores. No pun intended. Xtine's Etsy for all you hoop and stick enthusiasts:https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles ***COME SEE US LIVE!***https://beachtoosandy.com/ Look at what we have in store!https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xandy's Stream:twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

280: Reviews of Immersive Experiences

1h 42m · Published 10 Apr 07:00

This episode is full of Shrek Humor. Youth groups, you've been warned! ***COME SEE US LIVE!***https://beachtoosandy.com/ Look at what we have in store!https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy:https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's Stream:twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

279: Review of Paint and Sips

1h 29m · Published 03 Apr 07:00

Description:We're not sure who's at fault in most of these paint-and-sip debacles, but it's probably Jude Law. ***COME SEE US LIVE!***https://beachtoosandy.com/ Look at what we have in store!https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy:https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Xandy's Stream:twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

278: Reviews from 2004

1h 46m · Published 27 Mar 07:00

Jump 5 right into a gathering of Ricardo's apostles. Look at what we have in store!https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy:https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream:twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

277: Reviews of Chuck E. Cheese Part 2

1h 44m · Published 20 Mar 07:20

Here lies Auston Powers. Sex? Yes please! Look at what we have in store!https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok!https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy:https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream:twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

276: Reviews of Rest Stops

1h 34m · Published 13 Mar 07:00

Check out our new merch store!https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from ourepisodeson TikTok!https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy:https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream:twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram:instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet has 473 episodes in total of explicit content. Total playtime is 521:25:54. The language of the podcast is English. This podcast has been added on November 21st 2022. It might contain more episodes than the ones shown here. It was last updated on May 17th, 2024 05:48.