Brain Samich Podcast

In this episode, our penguin-wrangling Canadians are discussing everything food related. Is baking the same as cooking? Is shepherd's pie evil? Do you have an itchy groin? Find out on this edition of Brain Samich!

In this episode where Tommy is drunk and Justin is his regular pale-skinned self, our boys of summer take questions from yahoo such as if atheists are vampires and if it's wrong to play hide and seek in a cemetery. They also talk about how funding the arts is dumb and people should pay for their own dumb educations.

We're back suckas!!!!!!

In this episode, our hosts discuss the important lessons that old Looney Tunes episodes taught us about life. Apparently, they used to send mail through tubes at one time (WITCHCRAFT!!) We also talk about some really terrible movies and reboots as well as how Larry King always looks like he is crapping his pants. The big topic comes when we talk about how awesome Canada is... as well as how crappy it is.

Why does everybody think minimum wage is some sort of guaranteed right and that you should be able to feed an entire family off a wage at McDonalds? Perhaps it’s time to consider upgrading your skills and striving for a job that people actually need more of - Stop complaining about how bad you’ve got it, get your ass in gear and make big things happen in your life - Also… Communism, Automation, Salaries, Bernie Sanders, Gentrification and Rent (The Movie)

You the audience voted on this episode!!! Our super-smart-educated hosts talk about the age-old myth that you need a college education in order to become successful in life (newsflash, it’s bullshit). Also… Shoutouts, kangaroo school and sexy cars In This Episode - College is dumb - Subjectiveness - Shoutout to awesome fans - #Brainsamichword - Lacuscular - Kangaroo school - Business school - Working in Canada vs US - Learning Styles - Sexy Cars

Our Beer-Swigging hosts take you on a journey that includes a ridiculously long word of the day, discussions about horrible tasting beer and the wonders of space. Discussed In Episode - #brainsamichword - Kakorrhaphiophobia - Alexander Keiths - OV Beer - Wedding gifts - Canadian Patriotism - Purple foods - Space… The Final Samich

It seems like this episode got away from our Wine-Pouring hosts as they talked a little about everything including politics, news and turkey bacon. PS - If you text and drive, you are a dumb piece of shit. Discussed In Episode - Dave Matthews - Peanut butter samiches - Australia - #brainsamichword - Forlornness - Pouring wine - Dana Carvey - UnderArmour - Dave Rubin - Business boycotts - News agencies - Self victimization - Turkey bacon - Taters - Snowplows - Texting and driving

Our Irish-Citizen-Loving hosts have a straight shooting conversation with Elaine Heney, an entrepreneur who took her career into her own hands and is now growing multiple income streams through app development, merchandising and a serious love for horses. Discussed In Episode - Interview with Elaine Heney - Developing Apps - Selling on-demand t-shirts - R-Kelly - Entrepreneurs today - Schooling is less relevant - Science of Batman - Self learning

You know how people are always trying to get you to shop local? - Well, our penguin-herding hosts set out to discuss all the reasons why buying local actually hurts your family and is a big stinking lie to grab your money. Discussed In Episode - Buying locally owned - Oranges vs clementines - Law enforcement jurisdiction - Canada’s military - #brainsamichword - Kainotophobia - Currencies and plastic money - Maple money - Internet in Canada