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Cosmic Love with Madam Xandra
by Topless Robot
It began like any other day on Pleasure Sphere 64, the hottest vacation spot in the galaxy.
Madam Xandra, sex-positive host of the popular advice show Cosmic Love, is right in the middle of answering a relationship question when she's rudely interrupted by a terrorist invasion. Armed only with a laser dildo and her best leather boots, Xandra is hardly the ideal choice to defeat an army of terrorists. Worse still, the only person who can help her is alien gladiator Dok Bloodnikov, who has some serious hangups about sex.
Can Dok and Xandra defeat the terrorists and save the station? Can Xandra get Dok to open up about his sex life? What mystery lies between the docking bays?
Tune in to Season 1 of Cosmic Love to find out!
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Episodes
Season 2 Episode 8: So Long, Squares
19m · PublishedWritten, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy
Jesse Abbott Chin as Eddie
Clinton Roper Elledge as Guard
Luke Rampersad as Guard
Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C
Brooks Wilson as Ad Voice
Katie Markovich as Janessa
Brian Donavon as Dok Bloodnikov
Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker
Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Heroic Age, Failing Defense, The Descent, Five Armies, Lobby Time, and Rynos Theme. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. Additional music by Canton Becker (Canton Lujon Remix).
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Season 2 Episode 7: She Contains Multitudes... Of Evil
22m · PublishedWritten, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie
Ryan Schremp as Ad Voice
Clinton Roper Elledge as Corporal Mincent Flim
Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C
Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker
Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Call to Adventure, Wounded, The Descent, Local Forecast - Elevator, Cryptic Sorrow, and Stages of Grief. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0.
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Season 2 Episode 6: Two Before Ze Breakfast-Wurst
25m · PublishedWritten, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie
Brian Donovan as Hans Frei
Luke Rampersad as Mr. Sweet Peaches
Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker
Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Not As It Seems, Scheming Weasel, Tenebrous Brothers Carnival Act One, Arcadia, Danse Macabre, and Sneaky. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0.
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A Holiday Message From Joot Blark
1m · PublishedWritten, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Ryan Schremp as Announcement Voice
Sound effects from freesound.org: Store_Door_Chime_Mike-Koenig-570742973 and 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission.
Season 2 Episode 5: Dudes Would Be Like Whaaaaaaat
22m · PublishedWritten, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie
Luke Rampersad as Dr. Mort Glortson
Clinton Roper Elledge as Colonel Rrkarrk
Brian Donovan as Hans Frei
Brooks Wilson as Ad Voice
Katie Markovich as Ad Voice
Tony Werner as Ad Voice
Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker
Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Amazing Plan, Thinking Music, Hidden Agenda, Zazie, and Sardana. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0.
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Season 2 Episode 4: One Doug, Not For Eating
24m · PublishedWritten, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie
Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C
Brian Donovan as Dok Bloodnikov
Lena Valentine as Ad Voice
Amy Thorstenson as Ad Voice
Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker
Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Vadodora, Le Grand Chase, Supernatural Radio A, Thaxted, River Flute, Penumbra, Reawakening, and Reunited. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0.
Sound effects from freesound.org: 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 14259_harri_robot-chat, 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot, 235774_lex777_woodenfloorfootsteps-boots-02, 458007_fabrizio84_knocking-on-door, 441656_tonycarlisle_squeek-2-seconds, 218890_qubodup_door-smash-1, and 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot.
Season 2 Episode 3: Like A Shiny Piece of Metal Crashing At Dawn
22m · PublishedWritten, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie
Sam Manual as Nebula Jim
Jesse Abbott Chin as Drunken Customer
Katie Markovich as Mrs. Blossom AntiMatter Torpedo
Brian Donovan as Hans Frei
Lena Valentine as Ad Voice
Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker
Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Super Cool Power Dude, Winner Winner, Surf Shimmy, Jalandhar, Vadodora, Melodie Victoria, Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy, and Le Grand Chase. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0.
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Season 2 Episode 2: Just So Many Dogs
22m · PublishedWritten, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy
Kimberly Alexander as Mrs. Drupeld Vapurm
Sam Manual as Nebula Jim
Ryan Schremp as Ad Voice
Amy Thorstenson as Ad Voice
Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker
Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): The Show Must Be Go, Teddy Bear Waltz, Life of Riley, Tango de Manzana, Heavy Heart, and Super Power Cool Dude. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. Additional music by Canton Becker (Gourd Travel).
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Season 2 Episode 1: Joot Blark’s The Greatest Guy That Ever Lived!
23m · PublishedWritten, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Katie Self as Madam Xandra
Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly
Katie Pelensky as Eddy
Ryan Schremp as Announcement Voice and Minister Dick Sylvania
Lena Valentine as Sylvia Sylvania
Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker
Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): At Launch, Take A Chance, Heavy Heart, Happy Happy Game Show, Casa Bossa Nova, and Fig Leaf Times Two. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. Additional music by Canton Becker (Lujon: Remix) and by Amy Thorstenson.
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Cosmic Love with Madam Xandra has 21 episodes in total of non- explicit content. Total playtime is 6:27:47. The language of the podcast is English. This podcast has been added on August 1st 2022. It might contain more episodes than the ones shown here. It was last updated on April 5th, 2024 02:14.