Do Ask Do Tell

Giddyup, we're back in the saddle bitches.  It's only been two years, but who's counting? Listen as Sarah and Katie cover a few major life updates like a recent marriage and a Vermont engagement, some wedding planning panic attacks, boiled hotdogs, IUDs, and the usual scheduled programing of generally irreverent content. 

Your second favorite sister Sarah is ridin' solo for this one.  Well, more like clinging on for dear life, like Bella on her motorcycle in the 2009 Twilight Saga hit film, New Moon.  Sarah is giving you some quarantine realness and delivering some disturbing yet charming life updates. This week Sarah thoroughly discusses things she hates (included but not limited to small dogs and minimalists) and also  shares some peculiar Covid-coping mechanisms she's incorporated into her "new normal". Listen as she discuses strange purchasing decisions, her ideal bachelorette party, her thoughts on male strippers, a boyfriend update, and her true feelings on why your small dog is in fact a chinchilla. 

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BIG NEWS!!  Sarah. Has. A. Boyfriend.  You heard it here folks.  Your favorite serial dater is off the market and giving you front row access to what the heck happened. Yes this man really exists, and he even came on our pod. 

Meet Dan.  A very symmetrical and noble man (Sarah proclaimed one night after one too many margaritas), Dan is a 6'3'' former frat star with impeccable dental hygiene,  a penchant for velociraptors, and a strong stance that apple pie is his favorite vegetable. Listen as he meets Katie for the first time and the new couple talk about their origin story, hockey brawls, love languages, first impressions, and the fact that boys are comically bad at decorating their apartments...no your George Foreman grill does not count as décor. 

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Waddup bitches!  Did you miss us, because we sure missed you (but like...not in a clingy way). We took a hiatus, but we're back this week bringing you this episode we recorded a few weeks ago with an oh so special guest: Sarah's Boston BFF, the lovely Melanie Deutsch!  Listen to hear what shenanigans these two girls have gotten up to since becoming besties including some cringe-worthy double dates, encounters with verified athletes, lying men, mean girls, Mel and Sarah's true first impressions of each other, and a lengthy discussion about how men have a whole section of the brain designated solely to the boobies. Cacio e Pepe and enjoy!!

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It's been a minute, but we're back with an episode well worth the wait because this week we're bringing you an extra special guest: Clay Schoolman (@schoolboyclay).  This week the sisters and Clay discuss matters such as who pays on a first date, ghosting etiquette, brain eating amoebas, the ideal inseam length for men's shorts (spoiler alert: it's pretty short) and more. Pop your Lactaid, grab your Negroni cocktail, and enjoy.

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Sarah finally got LAID....laid off that is.  Now she's making dating her full time job!!!  Bring on the bois!  Listen as Sarah spills about her first date back in Boston with an Irish lad and a twerk fest on a boat, while Katie shares a steamy tale about a chicken sandwich and a wild Moose encounter during her week in Colorado. 

Is it ok to hook up with your friend's ex?  It is weird to date someone you worked with?  Does Katie have big boobs? These are all important questions the sisters tackle this week, so get your Popeye's chicken sandwich, slide into your co-worker's DMs, text your ex who probably hates you, and get ready for possibly our best (or worst) episode yet.




Boobs.

Ope, we dropped another episode, and it's a day late, but who's counting? Say bonjour to Katie's best friend, the Parisian/Midwestern queen herself, Ali Mefford.  For their 8th episode, the sisters and Ali discuss more crazy content their Moms would not be proud of.  The gals cover their favorite Midwestern term "ope", a crazy 21st-birthday in Paris, an evening that started with UV Blue and ended in a puddle of blood, one night stands, a near death experience with an alligator, and more.  These girls are here to prove that the Midwest is the best (as said no one ever) and spill some good old Midwest tea (and in Ali's case, we suppose that Midwest tea would be served with a side of a French baguette).  Grab your beret, snap your retainers in, and try not to pee your pants (like Katie) as you hear yet another hour of embarrassing tales that we'll probably all regret putting out on the internet for all to hear.  Ope! 

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Summer is upon us, and Corona-virus isn't the only thing in the air....summer romance is here (or at least the pursuit of it on the online dating apps).  For the first time ever, sisters Sarah and Katie are coming at you from separate locations. Warning, this episode is not as polished as past ones, but still just as crazy and irreverent as ever. This week the sisters take a thorough and deep dive into the subject of dating apps.  Listen as they discuss the dos and don'ts of online dating, tips to improve your swipe ratio, cat-fishing, some of the worst messages they've personally received, and a live swipe where Sarah finds some potential future husbands.  Tune in next week to see if she finds her beloved. 

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Is it getting hot in here or is that just us?  This week the sisters are getting downright spicy as the girls venture into the wonderful world of SEX.  Joined by another very special guest, Sarah's longtime friend and local hot girl Olivia Nicholls, the girls get candid and cover a wide range of topics including things sex-ed didn't prepare them for, body count, glow ups, sexual compatibility, horoscopes, and so much more.  If you don't already know Olivia, you'll want to after hearing her get real about being a sexually confident woman in world where women's sexuality is often suppressed/overlooked and slut-shaming is the norm.  Fellas, this one's for you too, so be the woke gentleman you are and give this a listen because you may learn a thing or two.  If your name is Dad or Grandma or anyone else who likes to pretend we're not sexual beings, do NOT listen to this please and thank you. If you do....well ye' be warned.  
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Welcome to the third-wheel event of the season!  This week the sisters are joined by Alex Moody, Katie's boo-thang and self-proclaimed #1 fan.  Alex knows how to tear it up in the kitchen and effectively shut down a frat party like no other (no seriously, he accidentally shut an entire frat party down-we're impressed).  This episode the girls and Alex discuss subjects such as how to know if you're just a place-holder in a relationship, if guys get jealous, the time Katie almost took down 4 ghosts of girlfriends past at brunch with Alex, wild college nights, Sarah's peculiar drunk alter-ego, and so much more.  Get your margarita, your favorite cuddly opossum friend, and enjoy this hour of Sarah feeling single as hell.