Don't Go Outside

This episode takes us to the land of the Pharaohs, the Great Pyramids…The home of the Mummy! What is an Egypt? We’ll find out.

In other matters, Allen suffers a dirty great spider bite, but unfortunately is not imbued with the super-powers of a spider…although he did get stuck in the bath for three days.

So, brush the sand out of your Valley of the Kings, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

As Dean and Pete say goodbye to their long time top band Kiss (for the second time), and Allen laments on the demise of The Arctic Monkeys, our thought take a darker turn. We hark back to those late nights, many years ago, when your parents let you stay up past your bedtime to watch the Fright Night double bill. Whether it was Christopher Lee’s count that gave you the colly-wobbles, or Salem’s Lot’s Mr. Barlow that made you S you P’s, Vampires have always topped the movie monster polls. We sift through some of our favorites in this blood curdling episode.

So, lock your windows, grab your garlic and crucifix, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

Have ever had the feeling that you’re not alone? That someone might be listening in to your conversations? Ever wondered how you only have to mention to someone that you might be thinking of buying a new pair of trainers, only to find your social media feeds flooded with ads for shiny new sneakers?

Coincidence? Or could it be Alexa sitting over there…listening?

As we grow ever more reliant on A.I and chatbots, are we ready for what’s to come?

This, and many more inane topics are broached with a shocking disregard for research and detail in this latest episode.

So, all hail our robot overlords, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

We all remember our first car. Whether it was a rusty old hand me down, or brand new straight of the garage forecourt, the bond with your first motor is one that you take to the grave. Unless you die in a fireball crash on the M6 motorway…then you can be forgiven if the relationship cools a little.

As Queen’s Roger Taylor once strangely sang…” I’m in love with my car”. But would he have loved it even more if he’d put rocket blasters and wings on it? You can bet your B****cks he would!

So, put you hands on your grease gun , but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

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For some, school was an idyllic time, full of laughter, games and an enjoyable way to quench that never-ending thirst for knowledge. For others it was grim prison sentence, full of forgotten homework, painful wedgie’s and an unparalleled awkwardness around girls. Either way, it’s over now, so we can safely look back and ask those all important questions about things we just took for granted at the time. Like what the Hell were assemblies for?

So, grab your homework diary , but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

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As we creep every closer to our inevitable demise, let us reflect on what we have achieved. Some of us, I’m sure would have done great things, seen unimaginable sights, traveled the globe and will rest easy knowing that they have made the world a better place for those that follow.

And then there are the rest of us that have done pretty much sweet FA. Now might be a good time to change that. Perhaps.

So, fill up that bath of baked beans , but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

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As a controversial Pop megastar once asked…Who’s bad?

Some might answer “You Michael”, while other, blindly optimistic, people would look to the wide, wide world of TV and film for their answer. And well they might, as we all love a good baddie. From Bond to Coronation Street there are hundreds of real wrong ‘uns ready to do someone wrong. In this episode the guys give their verdict on who they think are the movies’ biggest ratbags.

So, boo and hiss to your hearts content, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!
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Look…We’ve all got holes in our pop cultural education. Admit it. Have you ever pretended to like a band you’ve never heard of, or a film you’ve never seen? Of course you have…and so have your friends. Yes. ESPECIALLY that one! 

So let’s sit down, hold hands and come clean (within reason obvs), but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

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Look…We’ve all got holes in our pop cultural education. Admit it. Have you ever pretended to like a band you’ve never heard of, or a film you’ve never seen? Of course you have…and so have your friends. Yes. ESPECIALLY that one! 

So let’s sit down, hold hands and come clean (within reason obvs), but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

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This episode was recorded during the heatwave of last year’s commonwealth games so forgive Allen’s excitement and he hails a cab straight into the heart of London to find himself a Ladyboy. Late to the party again, Pete takes his first Uber ride, and there’s the ultimate Movie Monster Royal Rumble. Who wins? You might be surprised!

So, grab your rubber duck, and whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

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