How I Didn't Meet Your Mother

There will come a day in all our lives, (or at least most), where we find ourselves sleeping next to someone regularly. This romantic ballard of two souls intertwined by each others unconscious routines isn't always as fun as it seems. Twitching, snoring, sleep walking, and rising internal body temperature can all have a heralding effect on those sleeping next to us. This week we are joined by Sarah to discuss these sleeping habits and rituals. Included in this episode are stories such as: an undesired sleepover, a snoring train conductor, the horse woman, sleep sex, and the zombie fuck. Plus, we mix in some sleep apnea facts and a definition that may have you questioning whether or not you have it! That's right, we are now a science podcast. Well, not really, but we try. 

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This week we were PROUD to be joined by GC & K, a same sex couple who are happily married and thriving. Dating revolves around trust, and that's something that can be hard to earn when some of your closest friends are considered by others, as a threat. The two love birds discuss their personal experience with jealous partners, while also revealing why their relationship continues to be so successful. Adrian gets introduced to the U-Haul concept, it's a "lesbian thing", and Kelli asks for Mr Beautiful's digits. Ever overhear a girl say - "I fucked that girl". Well, we finally have the answer as to what EXACTLY that means! Plus scissoring debunked, including a brief instructional video, much to the approval of our two hosts. And finally, how many woman has the Pussy Game Changer converted? Find it all out and more, but be warned, you may be tempted to cross over to the "lesbian side". 

Time for a good old Origin Story. This week your hosts reminisce over the circumstances in which they first met, which if you didn't guess, involve Adrian sleeping with Kelli's roommate. Then the two talk FWB - Friends With Benefits, (if you didn't know, goddamn...). Kelli tells us all about OG Texas and her affection for younger men, with a potential rekindling in the making. Adrian is no longer watching porn, while enduring the longest active dry spell of his sexual career. Plus, a conversation about the weirdest places either host has masturbated. Come on in, the pie is ready!

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The last time you heard from our hosts, the year was 2021, Adrian was reluctantly single, and Luke was in a successful relationship. Well... a lot has changed since then and as they say - shit happens. Welcome back to another episode of the How I Didn't Meet Your Mother podcast! Consider this the beginning of a new era, and with it, some changes to the podcast. Tune in to find out who will stay, and who will go. Plus, a life update from our hosts including trips to Montana and Texas, as well as a double date turned disaster! Sorry for being gone so long, we missed you, and look forward to sharing more scandalous tales with you all. Check out Adrian’s guest spot on The Impolite Society Podcast - https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/do-pickup-lines-ever-work/id1508241605?i=1000548796622 as well as the Zodiac Series - Leo, brought to you by Nawty by Nature Podcast - https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/nawty-by-nature/id1553863033?i=1000547559303 Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active - https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ [email protected]

Why is dating harder for women, and what steps can be made to make it fun again? Intimacy and dating coach Alana Mckenzie joins the podcast to discuss all things femininity. Things kick off with a surprising dive into Bumble, (the app we all thought was trash). Alana talks about her strategies while using the app, how to make your profile more appealing, and what a conversation should include in order for you to stand out from the crowd. Then the conversation switches gears as Alana breaks down The Art of Seduction, which shifts focus from outward behavioural thought patterns to internal recognition and confidence. With internal confidence comes the concept of Feminine Energy, and the ability to "just be" while letting the masculine presence be the "go getter". Finally, we end off with some humorous and rather outrageous stories of accidental (and not so accidental) kidnapping.

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We welcome back Luke to the podcast this week as the boys are joined by recurring guest Delisha to get a dating life update. How is the current dating scene? Who are you fucking? They ask the important questions as Delisha shares her current situation and social media dm slides. Then the three dive face first into the topic of cunnilingus. What are some of the more commonly used techniques? How can you maximize her pleasure using both your tongue and fingers? Plus, some stories including a facial gone wrong. It's all on this week's episode of How I Didn't Meet Your Mother! Support Delisha @ Nawty by Nature & IG Stream JOLLOF - Itee ft Ujay @ Spotify Support Kelli and shop Zyia Active @ https://www.mycanadazyia.com/C2620/shop/CATALOG.aspx Want to be a guest? Have a story to tell? Email us @ [email protected] 

This week's episode is a special one as we celebrate recurring guest Eric's birthday by talking all things birthday sex, as well as all the other fun loving holidays. Eric quickly recaps his latest birthday extravaganza, before explaining why his past experiences have led to a low percentage of sexual satisfaction during his special day of the year. The boys then continue with the theme of holiday magic by sharing some stories to do with: New Years, Valentine's Day, and Christmas. Finally, it just wouldn't be a How I Didn't Meet Your Mother episode without some talk of online dating apps. The boys discuss their latest views on Hinge, and what people can look forward to moving forward.

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We were absolutely thrilled to be joined by Colton Manzel this week, host of the Macho Mecca Podcast, to discuss all things mental health and masculinity. Colton is an advocate for improving the lives of men through education and knowledge. The boys discussed what happens physiologically and psychologically after a break up or moment of trauma (19:00). Colton also gives his introduction into the "Red Pill" concept and how you can better exercise mental fortitude when dealing with relationships in the pursuit of your ideal partner. Then the fellas move on to some lighthearted conversation (33:50) as they focus on the topic of attracting "hotter" women. How would you define a hotter woman? How can you make yourself more attractive to this specific demographic? What mentality should you have when approaching them? All these questions answered, plus some bonus stories, to cap off this week's episode!

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Episode with Paul Benjamin - Spotify

The Rational Male Paperback - Amazon 

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Our hosts return in fine form from yet another hiatus. The boys share a quick life update to open the episode, before being joined by their guest (11:30) to discuss the subject of - The Hall Pass. Gregory from The Weather's Crazy Podcast shares his ideology behind this practice which garnered enough attention to have a movie made about it (starring Paul Rudd and it's actually pretty good). Following some further discussion into whether or not The Hall Pass is a viable option in any relationship, the conversation switches gears into some more lighthearted entertainment as Gregory recounts a couple of his more memorable sexual experiences including: a set of cut crystals, and the sale of one air conditioner. Catch it all on this week's episode of How I Didn't Meet Your Mother.

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The boys welcome in Canadian Thanksgiving by bringing on local and fellow Calgarian Tyler Foley (5:40) to talk all things SEX. Tyler details such accounts as: losing his virginity, attending the School of Arts, living with eight women, moving to Vancouver, and filming a porno. Not to mention conversations about foreskin, man-scaping, making calls while on the toilet, and performing public "acts of service". Plus, a CHALLENGE for our listeners as Tyler searches for the missing VHS. The surface has barely been scratched on an all new episode of How I Didn't Meet Your Mother!

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