Drinking and Thinking

After a long, sober hiatus, Jared and Connie stagger back to the bar to share their thoughts on the latest installment of the Star Wars franchise: The Last Jedi. Writer/Director Jay Lender (Phineas and Ferb, They’re Watching) returns to join the guys for a lively debate, one or two Hot Buttered Rums, and a few tumblers of Jared’s Star Wars-inspired cocktail, the Blue Milk of Tatooine.

Are Porgs the new white meat? What was that thing Luke milked? What if they filmed a chase sequence with a bunch of space ships stuck in cruise control?

Spoilers lie ahead, so be warned.

The boys revisit the 79th Academy Awards to discuss what should have won in 2007 - (Spoiler Alert: Employee of the Month cleans up.)

Jared mixes up a couple cocktail recipes to combat the common cold - The Negrita Grog and the Bee's Knees - and the boys review Jameson's newest offering, Caskmates.

Also, Pick Six is back with a rare Double Drunken Debate!

Fill your glass, kick back, and enjoy!

We're back! Jared and Connie return with a couple of cocktail recipes especially for formal occasions. Hear all about the Wastelander's Ball (a post-apocalyptic formal dance), find out how Twitter put Connie in the news for a few days, and pour out ten percent for the music legend whose funeral Jared crashed.

You'll also learn how to mix yourself a Java Punch and a Sidecar. Fill your favorite glass, grab some mixed nuts, and settle in for Happy Hour with Jared, Connie, and Ginger Fizz!

Happy New Year, everybody! Jared and Connie mix up a few Champagne cocktails - the St-Honore 75 and the Black Pearl - and throw down in another Drunken Debate.

Who would be the ultimate dream band to play your New Year's Eve party? And, perhaps more importantly, who'd be their manager?

Listen in on Jared and Connie's picks and decide who's got the better band - or who's the bigger idiot for not picking your favorite rock star.

Merry Christmas! The guys ring in the Holidays with a couple of (very) boozy milkshake recipes. Jared tells the story behind Charles Dickens's immortal classic "A Christmas Carol" and Connie shares too much information about the morning after a legendary Writers Guild Christmas party.

Jared and Connie venture out to the Golden Gopher in Downtown LA and chat with Lucas Ryden, founder and owner of Nostrum Shrubs. Back in the studio, a new segment is introduced: The Drunken Debate. Join the guys as they discuss Saturday morning cartoons, whether Legolas from Lord of the Rings could wield a Barrett .50 cal sniper rifle, and who you'd want watching your back in an Old West gunfight.

Writer/actor/director Ron Harner joins the boys to discuss his web series The Tardy Boys and to give a preview of his upcoming Shady Glen project. The guys mix up two new cocktails - The Los Angeles and the Alleghany - and talk about Ron & Connie's early sketch comedy days and the perks that come with being crowned Shad Derby Queen in their hometown.

Jared and Connie are back from summer vacation with our Back To School episode! The guys share some old school tales, discuss vintage workout techniques, and throw back a few cups of Yale College Punch.

Voice-over artist A.J. LoCascio joins the guys for a Comic-Con themed episode featuring two new drink recipes - The Basil Gin Smash and the Cobra Effect. 

A.J. tells how he became the voice of Marty McFly in the Back To The Future video game, the perils of performing in character at parties are discussed, and the guys re-enact a deleted scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Author Don Calame (Swim The Fly Trilogy) joins the guys to discuss his latest novel Dan Vs. Nature over a few El Presidentes and a new drink – The Trembler.  The guys discuss rum, honey, the difficulties of watching movies while under sedation, the disappointing realities of nude beaches, and the disillusionment involved in screenplay development meetings.