Hamish & Andy

Hamish starts the show with another finger-pointing fart investigation while Chit Chat Champions returns with the most unconventional player yet! Darcy finds himself back under the microscope, the boys are perplexed by a new commemorative coin on the market, they explore a potential fly-in special skill, and finish with a new corporate bonding exercise.

1. Fastest corners in your house / another fart investigation
2. Chit Chat Champions: Star Wars
3. Darcy under the microscope
4. NRL coins
5. Treadmill Special Skill - potential participant Olivia
6. Dogs looking at you while they poo

Andy kicks off the show with some exciting news! Meanwhile, Hamish shares a story about a disgruntled customer at a car rental desk. Plus, Andy brings in some more school song bangers, and Hamish provides an update on the noise that's been disturbing Zoe's sleep.

1. Huge Andy news!
2. Rental car stand-off - ‘She’s had enough’
3. School song bangers
4. Update on Zoe’s noise complaint

Listener Sarah knows Jim Chalmers' hairdresser, and gives us the inside scoop on his corporate cut. Andy thinks he knows who the most powerful person on the podcast is, and it's not who you'd think. Hamish's wife has a noise complaint that Hamish is determined to solve, and he also has an update on the amazing hat prank.

1. Power Moves
2. Jim Chalmers hairdresser connection
3. Hat prank update from Hamish
4. Who’s the podcast’s most powerful member?
5. Zoe’s noise complaint

Hamish realises that if the show continues to call out confectionary related fails, then they should also celebrate all the chocolate heroes out there. Andy really struggles with giving advice to Bec, so gives Hamish & Jack a chance to prove their boyfriend capabilities. A local radio show is stealing segments from the podcast, Hamish has a car based game with his kids, and the listeners return to Upset Andy again.

1. Chocolate heroes
2. Boyfriend simulator
3. Upset Andy
4. Hamish’s Sandstorm blowhole game
5. Segment Sleuth - Jack rips off Song Sleuth

Hamish has discovered what may be the best prank ever in a kids magazine he bought for Sonny, while Andy thinks Bec might be too empathetic after an incident at the F1. Bernard jumps on the show to demonstrate his Bluey expertise against Bluey creator Joe Brumm, and The Royal Perth Mint delivers some tough blows.

1. Royal Perth Mint
2. Bec has too much empathy
3. Kids magazine hat prank
4. Bernard’s Bluey brilliance - special skill
5. Malteasers April Fools

Hamish brings a gripe to the table for the guys, talking about jokes he doesn't think his wife Zoe gives enough respect to. Tell Us Someone returns for 2024 and Andy's got a Keep It or Delete It that might be the worst thing ever brought to the show, plus some very powerful power moves!

1. Jokes your partner doesn’t respect
2. Power moves
3. Choccy news
4. Tell us someone we haven't thought of in a while
5. Keep it or Delete it - Only Farts

The "I Will Never Mention Mr. Ralph" shirts have been released into the world, with various listeners sharing their pledges of silence around Mr. Ralph. The boys learn of a listener who shares Jim Chalmers' parkrun, and plan to catch him out with a parkrun sting. Hamish's favourite movie had a sequel in book form and there's a big, big sound that the Song Sleuth is investigating.

1. Mr. Ralph pledges
2. Upset Andy
3. Coin updates: Parkrun with Jim Chalmers
4. Hamish's book recommendation: Heat 2
5. Song Sleuth - GWS vs. Ke$ha

The boys have a new initiative to ensure that Mr. Ralph is NEVER mentioned again on the show. Hamish has an incident with a spider and thinks they're getting more intelligent and Andy's back with a new round of "Who Did I See?" Plus, the guys listen to YOUR submissions to find out who will be the lucky winner of Hamish's two white tiger heads.

1. I will not mention Mr. Ralph
2. Spiders are getting ballsier
3. Who did I see?
4. Tiger head giveaway & song submissions
5. Andy’s apartment fiasco

Hamish & Andy are joined by coin nerd (or expert) Joel Kandiah from The History of Money, who has a massive breakthrough on the quest to get a minted coin. The guys twist the stories in Salacious Headlines, and the chocolate scandals keep coming in, with a Toblerone injury and Ferrero Rocher debacle being shared. Plus, Hamish has a prize giveaway for a lucky listener...

1. Coinologist Joel
2. Salacious headlines
3. Ferrero Rochers and Toblerone injuries
4. Hamish's tiger heads up for grabs

Andy has a huge idea for an adventure the show could go on involving the Royal Australian Mint and Jim Chalmers, but it could take over 2 years to come to fruition. Gustomer service checks are officially back, with Brisbane's Gusto da Gianni delivering an overwhelming level of gusto after a shaky start. Hamish has two new furry friends in his life and a special skill that seems beyond impossible.

1. H&A $1 coin
2. Gustomer Service Checks: Gusto da Gianni
3. Hamish’s Kittens
4. Impossibly quick clothes removal