Liquor Talks

holy fuckballs...

Now this show is a GD drinking game?!?!?  Yes, you read that correctly.  Due to social distancing, I've decided to include a drinking game in the show as well!  So please, join me for a drink (or a lot of drinks), and watch as I get friggen tipsy like it's the year that song came out by that rapper that I can't remember the name of (or too lazy to google the song "everybody in the club get tipsy").  Cheers, and I hope you get the day you deserve!!!

Well, another covid 19 day, another LT sode.  In this episode I may have had too much Carlos Rossi, and attempt to break the record of how many times I can say "f#ck" during an episode.  Cheers, and I hope you get the day you deserve!

Guess what?  Chicken butt.  Episode 14 is in the hiz-ouse!  If you're a sensitive soul, best stay away from this one...just joking?

Is mustard considered hot sauce?  Ep 12 is here...and the answer to the mustard question will not be in it.  Instead, this tasty sode is chopped full of unorthodox superhero shit, some unexpected crotch blows, modern dating, mortal kombat, and all that jazz.  So, get yourself a drink, sit on something squishy and enjoy!!!  Cheers, and I hope you get the day you deserve!!!

Happy Valentines day eve!!!  I don't think there is a better way to celebrate this glorious day, than to watch this special LT sode!  Hell, get yourself a date, and watch this tomorrow on Valentines day as well...why the flip flop not!?!?!  In this episode I dive into relationships and describe the 4 L-words that keep people together.  I also yammer on about old cartoons, liquid cocaine, modern dating, people working out and shitting themselves, and so much more!!!  So please, grab a drink, kick off your shoes, put your feet up, take your pants off, and join me and my big old veiny valentine!  Cheers, and I hope you get the day you deserve!!!

Where Brooklyn at, where Brooklyn at?  Sode 10 is here, it's queer, and it doesn't want any more bears!!!  In this episode, find out what I say in German, Chinese, Russian and Italian!  Also, I rant about death, the coronavirus, married women/men that post their workouts on social media.  Find out what mayonnaise is actually made of, and what I tried to order in a restaurant one time...aaaaaaaaand some other stuff and whatnot.  Cheers, and i hope you get the day you deserve!!!

For F#ck sakes, episode 9, eh?  What's the deal with the guy from NCIS? Can I do impressions of Matthew Mcconaughey, Owen Wilson, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Lawrence, and Scarlett Johansson?  What do I say about Kobe Bryant? Are dogs truly man's best friend?  What pisses me off in modern dating THIS time?  All these questions, and more, can be answered if you watch this sode.  Cheers, and I hope you get the day you deserve!

So what does the 8th episode have in store for ya?  Well, I got myself a Dr. Doolittle camera app that can tell what some animals are saying.  I dive into weak people that need "their rocks".  Carlos has a little celebrity game for me.  And I have a social media meltdown over...well, you'll see.  That, and some more goofy, yet, serious shit all rolled into one episode.  Enjoy!!!  Cheers, and I hope you get the day you deserve!!!

Holy fack balls, another sode...that's right bruh, another sode-ski bro-ski...or sis-ski.  This episode is full of interesting ads, an interview with someone who tries to explain how air conditioning is sexist, 1917 movie review, modern dating, and an interview with BILL COSBY!!!  Don't miss this fire sode.  Cheers, and I hope you get the day you deserve!