Live At The Junkyard

Jason and Caleb talk about how many belts they’ve had to replace, how expansive their quaren-jeans are, and the release date of the all new Ford Bronco. Other topics include what to do when your wife is weighing down the passenger side if your car, leaving work for the day before lunch, and rotating tires 360°. 

Corey leaves The Junkyard a “heated” voicemail after his air conditioning fails again, Billy Lee Whop Do Whop writes in with a question about his ‘91 Jeep Wagoneer, a Lincoln Town Car’s suspension begins to sag after a viewer repeatedly transports items “shaped exactly like dead bodies”, and Aunt Nelda makes a surprise appearance on this week’s episode of The Junkyard. 

Jason and Caleb are back after their week off, to discuss losing the footage of episode 9, Zebra Cakes, Christmas Tree Cakes,  the stopping power of a viewer's '76 Dodge Monaco, and Elton John write's in to ask about his squeaky brakes. 

Jason and Caleb are back after their week off, to discuss losing the footage of episode 9, Zebra Cakes, Christmas Tree Cakes,  the stopping power of a viewer's '76 Dodge Monaco, and Elton John write's in to ask about his squeaky brakes. 

Due to unforeseen technical difficulties that we could've prevented, only about a minute's worth of this week's podcast was recorded. For the first time ever, we will post the show notes so you can view some of our content from this episode. 

The Junkyard Podcast MAY 21st 2020

1. 8:30pm INTRO SONG AND WELCOME - We’re coming to you live from Auto Parts International Studios. Stop by any Auto Parts International Store today and buy the OEM part you need. With inflated prices, and foreign factories building our products with zero quality control, you know you can count on us. Auto Parts International. Across the street from that Sears that closed in Anderson.
   
2. NEWS - President Trump announces that new cars with V8 engines and rear wheel drive, will be eligible for a $20,000 cash back bonus nationwide, and front wheel drive cars will see a new tax of $25,000 each, beginning May 22nd 2020. (Tomorrow). All new taxes are earmarked specifically for a new car crusher that has an auto stop feature, when it detects that youre trying to crush a real wheel drive car.
   
3. NEWS - Elon Musk risks it all to restart plant, unfortunately it’s for battery based cars and not internal combustion engine based cars.
   
4. Viewer mailbox - James Kirk, Riverside Iowa. I drive a 2245 model year Oldsmobile starship enterprise, and after dumping some of your octane boost into the warp drive, I have launched myself clear into another galaxy, and now there’s only green chicks to seduce on all these uncharted planets. What is your return policy? - Jim
   
5. Viewer quick questions - I’ve noticed my brakes noticeably lose their stopping power after 2-3 medium stops, whenever my wife is in the car with me. Is this normal? I drive a 1976 Dodge Monaco.
   
6. Whiplash redo-er - Have you ever injured your head and neck, due to the incredible torque from a cool car you no longer own? Well, you can say hello to all your troubles again with Whiplash redo-er. The way Whiplash redo-er works is easy. Simply trade in your 1975 Chevy Caprice, for a 1976 Pontic Trans AM T Top and all your whiplash memories will no longer be memories, but new and fun experiences! Whiplash redo-er, available at auto parts international. Across the street from the good Kroger on gallatin road.
   

Miller and Crockett play back a message that an unsatisfied customer left on the company answering machine, Sgt Al Powell writes in about his car going off a ledge in reverse, and every interior fabric option of the 1975 Dodge Monaco is discussed in detail on this week's episode. 

Rampage and Crockett discuss the 5 year old boy who attempted to drive to California, a Chicago area police officer writes in wondering if he's failed as a father because his son has only ever driven FWD cars, and they discuss the length of 1970's automobiles.

Rampage and Crockett discuss car news of the week, Edith Bunker writes in with a question about her 1938 LaSalle Series 50, and the answer to the question on everyone's mind . . . "Is the Dodge Monaco one of the best cars of the 1970's?". This podcast is sponsored by: Whiplash Undo-er.

Rampage and Crockett discuss Jim Varney's 1972 Ford F-100 as seen in Ernest Scared Stupid, Whiplash Undo-er returns as a sponsor, and 97 years-young listener Art Matchett writes in with a question about his Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera Wagon. 

Rampage and Crockett discuss what kind of car Hulk Hogan would be, knee braces, driving too fast, and discuss a mail-in question from a fan named "Puddin' Cup".