Message on the Machine

Righto boys, listen up.

Today we're going to talk about really manly shit. Like footy, and pulling birds and the fact that you should be transparent with those closest to you if you're struggling. Also, schooners.

That's right, today Age & Mitch are tackling the rather complex concept of masculinity. Where did it come from? What is it? And what does it mean for a couple of proud (not very masc4masc) homos? Spoiler, probably much more than you realise.

Masculinity, and in particular toxic masculinity, is something that is beaten into young Australian boys from a very young age. Unfortunately, (unless you're James Bond) it's almost impossible for anyone - gay, straight or otherwise - to live up to the expectation of what it means to be the perfect man. The boys discuss their own relationship with their masculinity and of course, femininity and how they have changed over time. Discussion leads in some interesting directions when they realise that in this case, maybe The Straights actually have it tougher? And maybe none of it even matters anymore anyway.

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Good morning, afternoon or evening ladies and gents.

Excellent news! Today the boys are back on deck with the season's first instalment of Your Message, Our Machine. Our favourite kind of episode because Age & Mitch get to throw to YOU to tell them exactly what to talk about.

Expect some really deep chats on things like advice for our younger selves, rainbow washing during pride month and what position the boys would choose if they had to have sex with each other. Inspired by a listener question, this episode also features a very saucy segment of Fuck, Marry, Kill with some potentially unexpected suitors (or victims). Of course, no YMOM would be complete without a bit of questionable advice so settle in because once again, all the advice requests that came in were about relationships and the answers were provided by two people who are... not in relationships.

Once you've finished the ep, get in early and line up your questions, scenarios and advice seeking now for the next time MOTM throws to the people. We're always around to take a message via insta DM or email. (Voice memos obviously encouraged.)

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This week, the boys welcome TikTok star and content creator Jim Rossington to the studio for a dish on the life of a famous and hilarious NOT-an-influencer. Age & Mitch are on a mission to gather all the deets on Jim's rise to online fame, what makes a viral video and how he handles being recognised at his day job. Expect a great chat on how Jim's managed being a gay content creator (and gay man) in a straight man's world and what's next on the cards.

Of course, they also cover the topic of online hate. Something that everyone in the public eye becomes a victim of eventually. (Except Message on the Machine. Everyone loves us.) Speaking of love, we couldn't let Jim leave the studio without asking the question, is there a gentleman that he shares his glamorous life with? Expect a very hilarious and occasionally quite insightful romp between three very chaotic ladies. Best enjoyed with a pink gin & tonic.

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Just like herpes, or an ex who won't take a hint, we're BACK BABY. And by god we've missed ya.

To kick off Season 3, Age & Mitch pull back the literal and metaphoric curtain on the much discussed, but often misunderstood sex party. Referred to in previous episodes as the gay sex rave, casual group hookup or organised orgy, it's time to plunge straight in. For lack of a better term.

Full disclaimer, like most things discussed on this show, the boys are FAR from experts in this particular field. They have spent enough time adjacent to the events discussed and have done copious research to be able to bring you only the juiciest deets of this phenomenon. Chats about bath houses, cruising, massage parlours and glory holes all to come for those of you who are brave enough. And those who aren't? Well, you might be tuned in to the wrong show, darls.

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These apples did not fall far from their trees.

This week is the SEASON FINALE OF MOTM SEASON TWO and also coincidentally Mother's Day is just around the corner! So Age & Mitch thought, who better to help bring home their sophomore season than two very special guests: their mothers Sylvia and Susie.

Always ones to make it about them, the boys take the opportunity to grill each other's mothers on what it was like raising both these absolute handfuls. Of course nothing is off the table as they discuss the highs, lows, proudest moments and angriest. Things get sentimental when the ladies reveal when they knew their boys were one of The Gays and how the coming out effected them as mothers. If you've been waiting to hear the types of stories that only a mother can tell, this episode is one not to miss.

As we wrap another season, Age & Mitch want to say an enormous thank you to each and every one of you who tunes in every week. It's been a surprise and delight to see how many people have loved this little show. And stay tuned because it will be back very soon!

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Renowned DJ, fashion icon, professional fangirl.

This week Troy Beman has taken some time out his very, very busy schedule to chat to Mitch & Age. And what a chat it is. The boys peel back the curtain on this mysterious, frenetic and totally hilarious disk jockey to uncover who he is, what he does and how the actual fuck he fits it all in.

They get to the bottom of how he first got behind the decks and the balance between his passion for music and his completely glam career with Australian fashion icon, Camilla. Of course, they cover some of his other great passions, Honey Dijon and Real Housewives of Melbourne, before Troy educates the children with a quick history of disco, house music, and the queers and POCs that turned it into the 6am tracks we blast today.

This show being what it is, of course tea is also spilled on celebrity drama, performance mishaps and finding love from the DJ booth. Really all that's left to do is pour yourself a glass of french, and let Troy pull you up on his rocket. More on that later.

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Back at it again with The Catch Up Call.

That's right. The episode that has proven so popular we're doing it all again, henny.

This week on The Catch Up Call, Age & Mitch have a lot to say. For a change. They recap their weekend, complete with heartbreak, celebrity sightings and a bisexual threesome that might have been. Mitch discusses his new role at work as a mentor (poor girl) and Age fills us in on the drama he's having on the home front, with neighbours who just can't seem to become good friends.

In news today the boys have gone GAY! Discussing a beautiful new Victorian Government project to end domestic hate against our queer brethren, sistren and othren. They also chat about some serious allegations coming out of Ramsey Street and what the actual heck happened to Celeb Spellcheck. Maybe we'll never no.

If you want to hear the rest. Listen up.

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We all know how it goes. Boy meets boy. Boy and boy fall in love. Boy has his heart ripped out when he jumps on a red eye back to Tullamarine.

This week Age & Mitch, inspired by a potentially beautiful budding romance (and enormous hiccie) that blossomed on their quick trip to Sydney, are in the hot-seat discussing all things love away from home. What happens when you find love in a hopeless place? And then have to return to another hopeless place and leave that love behind?

The boys talk all things foreign romance, language barriers and long distance love. They cover chance encounters, love vs. lust and what happens when it's finally time to say goodbye. As per, expect some juicy stories of their own and even maybe a small suggestion that Mitch actually does have a heart after all...

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Sick of talking to just each other, the boys are back, back, back again with a third instalment of Your Message, Our Machine.

This week the boys have thrown to you, the listeners, to do their job for them and decide exactly what you'd like to see in an ep. Expect plenty of chat around the recent Golden Gaytime controversy, staying friends with your exes and gay men donating blood. Stay to find out what Age & Mitch would do if they woke up naked on the Sydney Harbour Bridge and how they'd handle being in competition for the same man.

As usual, the episode ends with some very questionable advice and this week you've thrown some JUICY stuff our way. Juicy to the tune of secret phones, ruined friendships and gym affairs. If you want to hear the rest, you'll have to hit play. After that, get in early and line up your questions, scenarios and advice seeking now for the next time MOTM throws to the people. We're always around to take a message via insta DM or email. (Voice memos obviously encouraged.)

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Love 'em or hate 'em, they're here to stay.

And more importantly, they're really fun to talk about. This week, Mitch & Age deep dive into the world of online dating and the overwhelming number of apps that promise to help you find "the one." Sigh.

The boys talk Hinges, Bumbles, Tinders and Grindrs. They give some hot tips on how to make your online profiles the best they can possibly be, and provide a bit of BTS on what their own look like. BTS that is, if you haven't already seen them liking and tapping in the wild.

Tinder launched in 2012, meaning that the first few matches could now have 8 year old children, so take the advice of these two self-proclaimed "experts" advice with a grain of salt. Because they're still mindlessly (and monotonously) swiping. Regardless, what this episode lacks in love it makes up for in laughs so sit back, enjoy and give them a goddamn Super Like.

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