Riverdale High AV Club

Join your hosts today as they discuss topical favorites such as Lady Dimitrescu (who is 9' 6", I was wrong and I apologize) and Japanese "Manga" and "Anime". It's ok if you don't know what that is, Jughead will explain it to you!

We also take a strange trip into Archie's Weird Mysteries as Betty lives the role of Drew Barrymore in "Shriek"!

Segments: Fadtastic Mr. Andrews, Bizzarchie, Gag Bag Grab Bag

Have you ever wondered about the difference between a dog and a boyfriend? Well wonder no more, because Betty has all the answers you need! We also spend a little time reminiscing over our high school year books along with Archie. Remember all those good times? Yea...so do I...

Here is the link to the Colonel Sanders Dating Sim, in case you were dying to play it.

Segments: Bizzarchie, Totally Teens, Lil Tales

In this episode it's all things...sexy! In honor of episode number 69 (nice, nice, nice!) your favorite Archie hosts dive into the wide world of fan fiction. We've gotta get our sexy Archie fix somewhere!

Fan Fiction Referenced:

To Riverdale and Back Again Fanfiction

This Isn't a Love Story, John

Wildflower, I'm Intoxicated.

First Impressions

The Best Date

love yourself so no one has to

What's This

Buckle the fuck up, babies, this is Archie Vs. Sharknado, and it is a wild ride! At long last, Megan was able to find a copy of this glorious work, and boy is it something else. Join us and the gang as we kill shark after shark, saving Riverdale - and the world!

Join Megan, Ezra, and the gang on a totally normal teen adventure as Jughead struggles to think of a clever burger name. Heavenly Swallows? No, no...that's not right! Also, please observe the Black Widow trailer from Saturday Night Live.

Next up, we bring in one of the heaver hitters - it's Moby Jughead! This one is problematic on a lot of levels! Oh boy, do we have a lot to talk about here!

CONTENT WARNING: Disordered eating and rapid weight gain/loss

Segments: Totally Teens, Bizzarchie

Strap in for a wild and wacky double feature Bizzarchie this week, as Megan takes us down to the drive in.

First up, is Triassic Lark, where we join Hiram, Ron, and Archie on a dino-tastic adventure to a land that time forgot!

Next, and after a brief intermission, we delve deep into the earth, where we discover the mysterious Core City.

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Segments: Bizzarchie, Gag Bag Grab Bag

Do you remember the time Juggie turned in to a wolf man? No, no, not Jughead: the Hunger, before that, in the days of Lil Archie and the gang! Join us, and Lil Sabrina tells the tale of a science experiment gone horribly wrong!

While we're talking adventures, we can't leave out the time Archie faced off against an evil dentist/burglar! In a classic Archie Investigates our boy wonder saves the day yet again from a devious foe.

Segments: Lil Tales, Archie Investigates, Gab Bag Grab Bag

Gather round, children, and learn of the hunt for the Scarcium Finny Elusivium! The rarest of rare tropical fish, captured by a gentleman explorer and his bumbling sidekick - Archie!

While we're talking adventures, have you ever heard about the time Big Moose found an artillery shell on the beach? Oh, what a tale that is!

And don't forget how back in Betty's stalker days she could smell an Archie from miles away!

Segments: Archie Abroad, Odds and Friends, Bizzarchie

Ah, Spring! That magical time of year when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of love...Ok, Archie, take a chill pill. In this episode we ignore Archie and his springtime fancies, and instead take a spring break adventure with Veronica! She and a generically handsome dude uncover an international plot, but will she make it out alive? Yes.

Then we have a handsome stranger come to down, and Archie faces a near death experience when he challenges him to a duel. Will he survive?? Also yes.

Segments: Veronica Voyages, Totally Teens

Happy Solstice everyone! In "a Midwinter's Tale" we spend the holiday with the Spellman family, with a nice little end cap on our wild first season of the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina! Join us for some eggnog, questionable decision making, and a cute little elf costume!