These 2 Characters, a D&D Random Character Creation Podcast

What can a former soldier Fairy and a gentle Orc do against the end of the world? The obvious: sell some magical trinkets, potty train some mushrooms, and kick some A$$. Next week we will be trying out a new idea: Invite the family! We will have our 5 year old kids and our wives, who have never expressed any interest in playing, role play our one shot ideas!

Can a real estate agent for the wilds and an angry pearl diver save the world from the ravages of... sick beats!? Raise your hands and give yourself to the music. DJ MR.MRDR.DR IN THE HOUSE!!

Some characters come together perfectly, others don’t come together *at all*, but here at These 2 Characters we take them as they come! A new incentive program! If we don’t absolutely kill it on humor and content, we will reveal our personal information so our most ardent fans can come knock on our door, or call us up, and give us a piece of their mind. What could go wrong?

Lots of curve balls in this episode – like how to deal with a very low intelligence Big Bad, and the best creature to breed for coffee making. And boy howdy we say “lark” a lot in this episode. Fairly warned.

The Firbolg ancestry introduces so many fun complications: they don’t use money, they don’t use names, and they don’t typically leave their clan. Add to that an unscrupled gambler, and a Grung Blood Hunter, and we get a great story to tell. Stay tuned for next week’s special: mimics mimicking mimics mimicking mimicking mimics!

Today we explore a lesser known ancestry, the Gith, and try to pair them up with a gentle, thoughful Minotaur. They end up on a luxury cruise liner, where a teensy misunderstanding leads to a failed shot at stardom from this week’s adversary. Important note, next week we will be changing the direction of the podcast. Instead of exploring *character creation*, we’re going to create back stories for the animals that you may come across in your adventures. Rather than “you see a cow”, you’ll be able to say “you see a cow named George, who is frustrated with having to remind his kids to do their homework every night”.

Our inaugural episode! Today, the artificer and famous dancer “Catina Turner” is saved by her junk fixing brother, the dragonborn “Charlez Bronzon” – but at what cost!? Just a heads up, next week we will be exploring a new, politically charged story format. Roll for political affiliation!