Up To 90

‘Biden has been told four times in the last 24 hours Kanye is running for President and has been equally surprised each time’

Kanye is running for President, Ghislaine Maxwell is in custody and someone is messing with Emma’s eggs. 

Julie can’t do Dublin accents and shares her former acne secrets, we talk adoptive parents reneging on their parental duties, little women masquerading as children and we’re all praying hard for Prince Andrew getting a kick up the hole.

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‘I look after my kids - yeah that’s kinda what you’re supposed to do?’

We talk Julie’s recent social media cancellation following THAT Twitter storm and Emma drops the ‘B word’ leaving things on a distinctly awkward note - just the way she likes it.

‘Please leave the tampon material to me thanks’

In the wake of some extremely disturbing allegations which have surfaced in the last few days this is an extended episode in which we discuss our experiences of misogyny in Irish comedy and how we all have our part to play in changing a toxic culture.

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God bless,

J and E x

'I kept having to remind myself that Noah Wiley is not a real doctor'

This week we discuss the problem with Little Britain, Keith Lemon, and lazy caricatures. The truth behind Bosco's Magic Door is finally exposed, Emma is eating her f*cking burger and Noah Wiley is giving medical advice once more.

 'Frankie Boyle who?' - that's right, Julie has a new weekly obsession; in a moment of rare vulnerability Emma confesses to her Rob Kardashian status and Fred is breathing out those number twos like an absolute champ.

‘Beatrice and Eugenie have definitely started a new family What’s App group’

This week we talk about the many and varied uses of a tayto bag, we’re already charging our bluetooth speaker for the Prince Andrew goes to jail bonfire party, and JK Rowling is having some kind of breakdown.

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God bless,

J and E

‘Excruciatingly shit’

Julie is off the meat following her latest sheep debacle and is on a mission to find out why all the animals in her parish are blind. Scott Disick needs to sort his shit out and Gemma Collins needs to educate herself before her Sunday Vibes get her cancelled.

 Emma has some wise words for longterm fan of the podcast Jaqueline Jossa, and we discuss the tragic news that Kylie Jenner is not, in fact, a billionaire.

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'The top off was probably as curated as the placement of the Mr Taoiseach mug'

This week we're chatting Dominic Cummings and driving blind; we talk about not talking about Khloe Kardashian's new face and Leo is officially one of the people as he partakes in the quintessential Irish picnic: a bag of cans and a packet of Meanies.

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'He'd be all dicking around with no dicking around'

This week we talk cats and why they love shitting on your bed, why we are mad for Woodies, Emma imagines an animal landing on her mother's head, and we recall putting our kittens in buggies in what was clearly a cry for love.

It is officially confirmed that Justin Timberlake was indeed a child prick, we chat Meghan Markle's new book, Emma has beef with Obama and someone is dicking around.

’I’ll say this about your kids they all have regular sized heads I’ll give them that much’

In this week’s episode we talk about America’s Next Top Model’s most disastrous makeovers, Adele and society’s obsession with weight, Emma’s recent transformation, biros being left in all the wrong places and why you should never tell Tyra Banks you like your hair when auditioning for a reality TV show.

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God bless,

Julie and Emma x

‘Keep On Smoking was the 90s equivalent of Live, Laugh, Love’

This week we chat Britney’s mysterious fire and her recently confirmed secret Fair City sibling. We discuss friends’ penchant for older men and their Homevalue calendars, Julie reminisces on her singular dalliance with smoking, Fred is being seduced by an older woman and Emma talks about getting a Granny Smith in the back of the head.

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God bless,

Julie and Emma