What's More Metal

It's a somber yet clam-gobblin' good time this week while Nariko & Dan get into the most metal Civil Rights Leaders & Real Speeches

We're celebrating the most metal birthday this week of our own Nariko Ott by getting into the most metal birthday cakes & celebrations.

Grind up some scorpions and turn on Braveheart because Dan and Nariko are taking down the most metal pizza toppings and fictional speeches.

This year while your family lovingly watches grandma getting run over by a reindeer, cuddle up to some coffee and piss by the fire and check out Dan & Nariko taking down the most metal Christmas TV show episodes and Christmas songs.

Piss in your protein drink and stick your dick in a Natty Ice because Nariko and Dan are taknig down the most metal drinking games and fad diets.

Season 2 continues strong with episode 7 where Dan & Nariko whip out their most metal male porn star names & lady fragrances.

Join the boys this week as they douse themselves in Sex Panther while "researching" porn starlette names during What's More Metal.

Fill up that sack of buckles and beat your racist uncle at the dinner table while you listen to Dan & Nariko take down the most metal Puritan thing and vegetables in this episode of What's More Metal.

This week on What's More Metal, Dan & Nariko jump in the coal mines and count their sins with the most metal jobs for children and numbers.

Dan & Nariko, the two bad-ass bulldozer-fighting comedians are back in studio after Randy's time away to dive into sodas and human orifices.