Almost Better Than Dragons

Our adventurers delve deeper into the faux hospital to discover the true nature of Henry Jordansenman. Does the Reverend make it down the laundry chute after all? What sorts of poor life choices is Tyler about to make? Find out on this week's episode!

Heard in this episode

• AJ (Dungeon Master)
• Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig)
• Doug (Graybeard)
• Brendan (Sick Rimes)

Audio in this episode

• http://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/92010/
• http://freesound.org/people/CPT%20Destroyer/sounds/41029/
• http://ccmixter.org/files/DistinctVagueness/31879

"Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Public domain audio from archive.org

Our group of heroes embarks on their journey through time, only to get mildly distracted by fast food and wind up looking for a dead Scandinavian gentleman. Does Gideon give in to Graybeard's subtle peer pressure? Does anyone get any Panda Express? Find out in this week's episode.

Heard in this episode

• AJ (Dungeon Master)
• Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig)
• Doug (Graybeard)
• Brendan (Sick Rimes)
• Dubs (Tyler)

Audio in this episode

• http://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/92010/
• http://freesound.org/people/CPT%20Destroyer/sounds/41029/

"Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Local Forecast - Elevator", "Not As It Seems"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Public domain audio from archive.org

In this episode of Almost Better than Dragons, our adventurers get into a stranger's car and drive off into an unknown area where, quite frankly, things just get weird and unexpected. Science fiction? Yes please. Miniscule Rich? Yep. Folks get high off their asses? Definitely. The name of this mysterious gentleman from the dam? You betcha. Does Graybeard manage to un-shoot himself in the leg? Find out literally right now!

Heard in this episode

• AJ (Dungeon Master)
• Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig)
• Doug (Graybeard)
• Brendan (Sick Rimes)

Audio in this episode

• http://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/92010/
• http://freesound.org/people/CPT%20Destroyer/sounds/41029/
• http://freesound.org/people/MrAuralization/sounds/269517/
• http://freesound.org/people/finalCrystine/sounds/176037/
• http://freesound.org/people/batman6661/sounds/180017/
• http://freesound.org/people/tsbertalan/sounds/77789/

"Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Public domain audio from archive.org

In this episode of Almost Better than Dragons, our unlikely adventurers...well actually I'm not going to ruin the surprise. But if you're reading this, you can look at the audio attribution below and understand how god damn amazing this episode is going to be by the sheer volume of sound effects we used to make this happen. Buckle your seatbelts and put on your life vests as the Prius drives out of Gillam into fresh territory.

Heard in this episode

• AJ (Dungeon Master)
• Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig)
• Doug (Graybeard)
• Brendan (Sick Rimes)

Audio in this episode

• http://freesound.org/people/gurek/sounds/234413/
• http://freesound.org/people/genghis%20attenborough/sounds/57805/
• http://freesound.org/people/CPT%20Destroyer/sounds/41029/
• http://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/92010/
• http://freesound.org/people/cmusounddesign/sounds/71898/
• http://freesound.org/people/Kayyy/sounds/61015/
• http://freesound.org/people/Northern_Monkey/sounds/185244/
• http://freesound.org/people/JustinBW/sounds/70202/
• http://freesound.org/people/HaraldDeLuca/sounds/170220/
• http://freesound.org/people/cydon/sounds/268557/
• http://freesound.org/people/LXX.70/sounds/165108/
• http://freesound.org/people/3863/sounds/235363/
• http://freesound.org/people/Iberian_Runa/sounds/217542/
• http://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/71695/
• http://freesound.org/people/MentalSanityOff/sounds/218304/

"Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Public domain audio from archive.org

Graybeard recovers from getting shot in the leg while Rev. Whig and Sick Rimes leave the house. What sweet loot will they find? Will Sick get as cocky as last episode? How many episodes can we squeeze out of two and a half hours of recorded audio? Find out on this week's episode of Almost Better Than Dragons!

Heard in this episode

• AJ (Dungeon Master)
• Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig)
• Doug (Graybeard)
• Brendan (Sick Rimes)

Audio in this episode

• 01019 car door 3.wav - Robinhood76 http://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/71695/
• je_carongravel.wav - cmusounddesign http://freesound.org/people/cmusounddesign/sounds/71898/
• walkie talkie noise - Robinhood76 http://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/92010/
• Channel-Change - CPT Destroyer http://freesound.org/people/CPT%20Destroyer/sounds/41029/

"Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Public domain audio from archive.org

Our adventurers are all set for shelter, food, and medical supplies. As flaming zombles start pouring into the small Canadian town, our "heroes" take care of them the only way they know how: recklessly. How does Graybeard become a novelty candy dispenser? Will Sick Rimes bust out into Shakespearean rap? How will the Reverend manage to betray his faith this time? Find out in this week's episode!

Heard in this episode

• AJ (Dungeon Master)
• Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig)
• Doug (Graybeard)
• Brendan (Sick Rimes)

Audio in this episode

• walkie talkie noise - Robinhood76 http://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/92010/
• TV-Channel-Change - CPT Destroyer http://freesound.org/people/CPT%20Destroyer/sounds/41029/
• Freestyle Beatbox - DistinctVagueness http://ccmixter.org/files/DistinctVagueness/31879
• Scratch Speed - Raccoonanimator http://freesound.org/people/Raccoonanimator/sounds/160909/
• Gunshot - DodoDuck http://freesound.org/people/DodoDuck/sounds/205011/
• Zombie Banging At Door - ryanconway http://freesound.org/people/ryanconway/sounds/253358/
• Splat 005 - yottasounds http://freesound.org/people/yottasounds/sounds/232135/

"Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Public domain audio from archive.org

Our adventurers go hunting for real estate. One house is too empty. One house is really just mediocre. The last house is juuuuust right. Does Sick Rhymes lay down any sweet lyrics? You'll have to listen and find out.

Heard in this episode

• AJ (Dungeon Master)
• Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig)
• Doug (Graybeard)
• Brendan (Sick Rimes)

Audio in this episode

"Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos" "Not As It Seems"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Our adventurers, mysteriously down one member, take note of their surroundings and head out for supplies. We find out what they buy and lament their lack of combat yet again.

Heard in this episode

• AJ (Dungeon Master)
• Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig)
• Doug (Graybeard)
• Brendan (Sick Rimes)

Audio in this episode

• Amish Country - acclivity http://freesound.org/people/acclivity/sounds/29728/

"Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Public domain audio from archive.org

The ABTD adventurers deplane and encounter a disturbing scene unfolding at the Churchill airport. They brace themselves against disaster and head south to the small town of Gillam. Find out how they get there and if they ever form a party!

Heard in this episode

• AJ (Dungeon Master)
• Matt (Rev. W. E. Whig)
• Doug (Graybeard)
• Dubs (Tyler Drexton)
• Brendan (Sick Rimes)

Audio in this episode

• Woosh Noise - potentjello http://www.freesound.org/people/potentjello/sounds/194081/
• Pumpkin Guts Fall - MWLANDI http://freesound.org/people/MWLANDI/sounds/85860/

"Black Vortex", "Evening of Chaos", "Not As It Seems", "Oppressive Gloom"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Public domain audio from archive.org

Our heroes board a plane headed for the small town of Churchill in a remote part of Canada. Find out how they defeat AJ's airplane puzzles and get on with the journey into the unknown.

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Heard in this episode:

• AJ (Dungeon Master)
• Matt (Rev. W E Whig)
• Doug (Graybeard)
• Dubs (Tyler Drexton)
• Brendan (Sick Rimes)

Audio in this episode:

• Boeing 777-300 Cabin - Damsteegt http://www.freesound.org/people/Damsteegt/sounds/144814/
• airplane_takeoff - hanstimm http://www.freesound.org/people/hanstimm/sounds/54978/
• AirplaneCabinChimes - aaronray http://www.freesound.org/people/aaronray/sounds/71996/
• Freestyle Beatbox - DistinctVagueness http://ccmixter.org/files/DistinctVagueness/31879

"Black Vortex", "Hyperfun", "Our Story Begins"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Public domain audio from archive.org