Always Crashing

Tim describes the rest of your week for you; That’s your Saturday; Enjoy That Sunshine; The Cat Revolution is beginning; Be kind to your mailman; We’re all looking forward to that; The State Governments should be aware; Texas, New Jersey, Delaware; Utah is Not Invited to the Revolution; Alaska has not RSVP’d yet; This is An Uprising; The 50 States of The Union have Conspired and Cabaled and Met in Dark Rooms; Carbon Emissions or Traffic or what time we can go to sleep at night; Little Government; Tim Starts the show again; Dan Ratherman Cohosting; Dan’s revolting history; The Dance Dance Revolution 1973 or 1974; The disco people had a stronghold on the clubs and dance floors; Skating and Glittering; Dan is surprised to learn that there was a large video game franchise from which he did not see any royalties; Tim tries to explain how to play DDR without any visual aids; Dan speaks properly about things like Studio 65 not Studio 54; Dan is glad Andy Warhol is dead but also sad because some grudges will never get to be rectified; Terry discusses his process; The Regular Boys perform Cabals and Kevorkians (at the Dance Floor); Dan reveals his full name.

The Never-ending podcast; Indulgences; The Space of Podcasting; Probably a lot of great stuff; Tim never looks at the show notes; Terry is on a hiatus; an intractable hiatus; That Scrantonian Accent; How Fiction Works; Someone discovered our podcast; Explain How Fiction Works; Part of Growing Up and Childhood and Whatnot; Hold Them Accountable for Representation; Tim Lists a Bunch of Modern Commercially Succesful Podcast; 1000 Years of Civilization Gloryfying; Mixed Messles; Missles and Messages; An Insidious kind of danger and darkness; Judge Duty tapping her wrist watch; One of the Benefits of this Medium; Prattling On; Producers and Editors and Engineers have all left involvement but I am in charge of this show; The economy is run by a small band of dolphin humanoids; You might be wondering listeners; You may be wondering listeners; My voice is supposed to be calm and reassuringIt roll down a pyramid; A song from Boderrick St. John, Let the Left One Go Down, Special; Lincoln’s Gold, Nixon’s Toupee’s, tasteless jokes;

Timotheus Notarius The Plainswalker Broadcasts while the Eternal Sun Hangs in the Sky

The show takes a bit of a detour for Tim and Terry; A bit of a weird uncontrolled detour; a demonic detour.

Dan Ratherman can’t get his lines right; Terry’s handwriting is bad; Sometimes its not clear if Terry or Dan are talking; Or what they’re talking about; This Week’s secret decoder word is WATERMELON; Dan tries to discuss relevant topical economic issues and just restarts the episodes; Cats are meowing in the background; Tim got kidnapped but it doesn’t seem that serious; The order of events are not very sure; Dan loses it with cosplay; Terry jumps back in as Dan appears to continue his cosplay breakdown; Terry tries to understand why his accent appears to be breaking down; As he keeps breaking down and Dan Ratherman comes to the rescue; Tim left no notes behind; Terry reveals that the apocalypse is happening; The Deep State is trying to undo reality as we know it; Dan turns into Terry; Terry turns into Dan; The Deep State is just throwing pet food into the various rivers in Pennsylvania; The Delaware River is leased to New Jersey; Knowing the names of your rivers and lakes and oceans is important to survival; Quakers were the Anti Crusaders; Dan is proud of Tim’s audio editing skills; Dan decides his voice is just a raspy version of Terry’s; Terry shares what was probably a pretty private audio diary from Tim and was not meant to be shared to the public click click click might contain some hidden messages pop click; mazethaticantgetoutof.com;

Terry hosts this week; decoded messages; encoded messages; secrets; spectral entities; unedited; Terry doesn’t care if it sounds good; it’s gonna sound the way it sounds; it’s about the content not about lip smacks or plosives; Terry is being surveiled; Tim is off the grid; Grab your go bag and go; There are clues in the numbers; and the syllables; and the sounds; don’t get worried folks, Terry has his affairs in orders; North Scranton might be at the Nexus of New Jersey, Brooklyn, the Bronx, Staten Island, and South Boston; Terry is not afraid of the Flat Earthers; Jaleel White is a leading Turtle Earther; Terry enjoys spending time with Tall Earthers.

Tim Notari is now a country western adult contemporary FM radio DJ now with sweet buttery tones; The Sweet Sweet Frosting ALways Crashing on the Coast at Night: Pip Chips salty craveable crispy snack bites; Get Hip to those Chips or you’ll be Zip Out of Luck; Station Management apologizes for last weeks debacle of anti-fun poetry; Just move on don’t worry about how it all began; The One True Voice for your family; Songs and Pslams to cure salvation, darling; NO MORE TYPING We’re a call in show now; Where do you get the number? Who knows; Terry is going through a break-up in Cousinsville; Lonely Cucks love Billy Brightsun’s Sick Symphony for San Diego; Something about a Big Baloney; Line 4 calls in with a sad story about family defraud other family members; Internships are available; Jym Dickernsons’ The Ballad of Lay Me Down on the Beach Sweet Sally dedicated to his one and only Sally Sweet; Lotion all over my face, The heart is full of snow and a little bit of glue BEACH VOLLEYBALL RIDE ON!; 91 FM the Hit Factory Dan Ratherman is back with news and weather or… is he?; The podcast contains secret recorded messages maybe?; Terry worries his doopah off; Jack Dempsey’s Good Fountain in the Happy Valley and the Last note of the Last Quaker; The Elder of the Avianinati, CoZ’Zwald Ahbullpot; Terry does his best Timmy voice even though he’s a little rattled; 8 foot tall Feathered Dinosaur that phases in and out of reality; Is the Mothman behind everything?;

Something a little different this week, double stuffed episode since we were off for the holiday last week. Terry's still on vacation visiting "research sites" whatever that means, so I'm taking my solo show opportunity to read/record/broadcast one of my longer finished works called A Hymnal for Us, a 27 page poem in 4 parts sort of exploring my feelings about myself, my country, my upbringing, my culture and so on. Please Enjoy!

The boys get a fan email; Terry responds to every email he gets; Tim is possibly hangry; Sniffles are all better; Terry practices self care in the Poconos; Terry gets pushy and cranky; Tim shows his coal cracker roots; Terry would listen to himself snip snap and rethinks the format of the podcast; Tim tries to introduce a new segment instead of talking real; Terry tries to change the subject; Somebody will flow; We debunk the lizard person myth of the Illuminati; NWA is not the NWO and the letters stand for something completely different; Tim is confused about the kliklukluklai; Modern Drone Technology; Mount Vernon; The Klkluhxkliq’hklqi are controlled by the US government ; Terry describes all the noises he hears; A bomb is dropped; The Philly Phanatic creates lithium much like Birdo creates eggs from its mouth cloaca; Horses; Alternative Ketchup Names;

Tim got Terry sick; Terry decides to be a host for now; We’re not doing product placements for any billionaires; There are so many sniffles in this episode, so many sniffles; Terry goes to great lengths not to say any brand names; A lot of incomprehensible mumbles; There’s a bunch of throat clearing too; Terry does his white guy nerd voice; Terry doesn’t sound like he’s from Boston, it’s a Scranton accent; a completely legit coal cracker accent; Terry’s Big Bang Theory; A numbered list of 84 or 85 magic rocks; a very loud cough that got lowered down in post; a fair amount of wheezing and clearing of the t(h)roat; Tim gets combative; Tim touches Terry’s heart; keep it real, son.