Dating App Disasters

The Canadian Caucasian stops by this week to tell us to grow up and make Phil second guess his love for MMA. We also talk about how porn is melting our brains and what do you do if your date pulls out a personality test and you fail…? 

Our guest this week might be named Rachel-but she’s more of a Phil! She also schools us in how to get through and stay happy in a twelve year marriage and what do you do if/when you catch your partner masturbating…?

We have the talented and hilarious Daphnique Springs joining us this week to talk about sending fake nudes and how she hated Phil when they first met. And what do you do when you find out your guest on your podcast is the catfish…?

We have sketch king Alloramo on this week to talk about dating in Africa vs America and why he thinks bumble is dog-ish. And what do you do if if your date turns out to be a mute…? 

This week we have the funny and beautyful Elle Orlando on to discuss why men are threatened by female comics and her dates failed attempt at swag. And would you give it up for the possibility of meeting a kardashian…?

Well we found the one man on the planet who’s never cheated on this week and also tried to dispell the myth that cheating helps relationships! We also speak about grand gestures and learn why Phil faked a seizure for a date… P.S. apologies for the audio this week 

After Phil messes up our guest Ontonio’s name (like clockwork) he tells us the secret about why women really don’t like nice guys. We also discuss how labels are slowly fading away and does cheating help relationships…? 

This weeks episode is our wildest yet-and that’s saying a lot. Jessica comes by so we can try to coach her how to navigate the apps and find her feminine side. She also lets us know that she wants to be a part time GF and should we really be hooking up with our friends more…?

We have jack of all trades Zack Watson on this week and he’s the first guest to bring us gifts so he’s now officially our fav! Phil and Zack also give tips to women on how to DM dudes and what to do when a past hookup shows up on your first day of your new clown job…? 

Our guest this week might be considered an internet troll but lets us know why he isn’t and that he hates the word. We also discuss ways to get consent without ruining the mood and wait…Men like cellulite?!