Dude, I Have a Story for You...

Howdy pard'ner, and welcome back to the wild wild shitshow. Things are a little different in this episode as we are missing one half of our hosts, but Atlee tried to keep it funny anyways, I reckon. With the aid of her Imgurian Pen-Pal, Izzie, Atlee does terrible impressions of some famous movie/tv shows. Definitely practicing social distancing since Izzie is recording all the way from across the Atlantic Ocean. Also, we get an impression of Tweety Bird from Arnold Schwarzenegger himself. Gotta listen to see if I'm telling the truth or not...

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Life is so crazy right now, so let's unwind with a fun game! The game was originally a drunken rant turned into something super serious that needed to be written down. We break down a certain number of best friends from old TV shows that we watched as kids and ranked them from worst best friend to the BEST best friend. Everyone needs a best friend! So grab a buddy and a drink cause this is a long one. If you wanna fight us on our number one best friend, come with cold hard facts and maybe you will change our minds.

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Hey you guys! We're back and we're ready to snack and think back to the good old days of MSN and the YouTube craze. In this episode Matty and Atlee discuss their complete obsession with YouTube and the videos/YouTubers that "made them". All the way from SuperMac18 to the still very relevant Shane Dawson, we throw down some names that might not have crossed your mind or feed in a long time! We apologize beforehand for the fact that this might make you want to relive some hidden gems...just make sure you have another tab to switch to in case your mom comes into the room. 

For this special episode Matty and Atlee decided to make small vlogs just so they can see what it is like to be a Youtuber for a week. So be sure to follow our Instagram @dudeihaveastory4you and leave a comment about if we could ever foresee a future behind a camera: so comment down below....make sure you subscribe...hit that notification button so you know when we have that fresh new upload every Monday/Tuesday/Wednesday! RaWr xD *fixes swoop bangs* *puts hand over camera*

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We did it guys, we already brought out our first special guest! But she's more than special (although she shares a name with many, many, many people). So, put your rat claws together and welcome to our shitshow: TAYLOR, Atlee's long-time friend from back home in Iowa. We all have similiar stories about growing up, and tried to retell them to each other in this episode. Atlee asks a deep question, which leaves some in tears. We think most of you can relate to us and our small towns and hopefully we  will leave you thinking about that one hobo that was always riding his bike around.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Roses are red, violets are blue, we know nothing about love, how about you?? Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! We are here to be the worst cupids and ruin the day of love...Love=Evol! That is a Christopher Titus reference and we don't have the rights...We hope you had an amazing day of love (barf) but also, we don't wanna hear about it. Unless someone wants to love us, we will forever be salty bitches.  We always tell you to bear with us, but this one is for sure cursed.  Although we promised an episode full of Taylor content, we lied and maybe this is why we are forever single. If you can anticipate episode 7, we will come through with our promises. For now, enjoy our bullshit...xoxo-gossip gorls (we don't have the rights to this name!) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Ready to sweat and bring up repressed memories of having to suffer in gym class? Well hold on to that bright blue plasitc scooter thing, try to not roll over your fingers, and bear with us in this episode. We also tried our first multi-state podcast...how did we do? Go ahead and rate us and leave a review about our audio; we are literally leaking our Depends (non sponsored) in anticipation to read your comments! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Can you smell what we're cooking, brother?? In this royal episode, Atlee gives you the highlights of WWE's latest Royal Rumble (big spoiler warning if you plan on watching it). We are not in any way correlated with the WWE, but this is one sport Atlee actually enjoys and can geek about. Matty is a little fan too....emphasis on the little. We also get into the behind the scenes lives of reality TV and our unhealthy obsession with it. Thank you to our first ever sponsor, Anchor! Without Anchor, this podcast would not even be a real thing. PS. Kelly Kelly if you are listening, you're Atlee's new BFF, call her every 5 minutes. 

*DISCLAIMER* In this episode we do talk about consuming alcohol and a big trigger warning to you all with emetophobia! Matty finally learns her lesson and breaks things off with Jameson, but not without a fight first.  Atlee also learns some lessons about herself after quitting one of her two jobs and finally gets to sleep in. She has now volunteered as tribute to drink all the Jameson so Matty doesn't have to...true friendship. Kids, make sure you have your parent's approval before listening to this episode. Follow us on our social media and keep pretending to enjoy the content we put out. P.S. Thank you for bearing with us...we told you the sound quality would get better! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode, we share our "vast" knowledge of tattoos and piercings with you. We are not licensed artists ourselves, but we both have good and bad experiences with body modification. We think we can give advice, but maybe we needed to hear this advice when we were younger! Laugh at our misery and stupidity, as long as you don't ask us why we got it done. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hello everyone! Welcome to episode one! We are glad for those of you who are supporting and listening to us! We are very new at this but are both ready to push ourselves artistically. In this episode, we are just gonna give you a look at why we finally decided to do this podcast thing. Be gentle, we know the audio is shit, but if you can push past that we promise to update and improve our sound quality for our upcoming episodes. There will be more changes coming that will only improve our podcasting abilities, so stand by. This is a lighthearted podcast and is meant to be fun, but if you can learn something from us we are all for it. So now, onto the shitshow we call our lives. ENJOY! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app