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DVD podBLAST | Season 1 Archive
by Adudathuda StudiosFrom Adudathuda Studios comes the premiere season of DVD podBLAST alternative DVD commentary. Download the BLASTs, sync them up with the DVD (or don't) then kick back and enjoy the movie as no one ever has. Season Two is available at www.dvdpodblast.com.
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Episodes
Wild Wild West - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedLadies and Gentlemen; BLASTphemers; Movie Lovers;
We give you: Wild Wild West.
What can we say, other than thanks for listening, we'll be back in January, and this movie cost 170 MILLION DOLLARS!!
If you look really close, you will actually see little dollar signs in Will Smith's eyes every now and then.
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Judge Dredd - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedThe movie cost $90 million. No doubt most of it went to Stallone's salary, gold shoulder pads, and apple boxes.
The movie made $114 million, most of it overseas, where gold shoulder pads are always in style.
What conclusions may be drawn?
1. In 1995, people were stupid.
2. Sylvester Stallone's ass is a money maker.
3. PBWilliam (who attempted to defend) is a wiener.
Quick shout-out to Diane Lane: ...hey, ...uh, what's up?
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Planet of the Apes - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedBravo, costumes. Bravo, makeup.
The rest of you, not so bravo. Other than a couple of commendable performances, this entire movie stinks like Curious George's latest bowel movement.
Tim Burton can't find a decent plot, Mark Wahlberg and Estella Warren's on-screen chemistry rates just below Helium, and monkey-fied Helena Bonham Carter brings up questionable feelings on several levels.
DVD podBLAST gives it five opposable thumbs down.
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You Got Served - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedThe most controversial DVD podBLAST of the decade is here!
- Does this movie really suck, or are the BLASTers just grumpy old white men?
- Do these moves really count as dancing, or is it just hormones gone wild?
- PB4 is missing: Family vacation, or savvy career move?
Whatever the answers may be, the facts are clear: Two urban stereotypes make their money by dancing and working for a big fat drug dealer. When challenged to a dance-off by a couple of O.C. wiggers, they bite, get double-crossed, and lose their shirts. What are they to do? Answer: Enter the conveniently timed L.A. dance-off, and hope some little kid gets shot so they have a REAL reason to win.
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Battlefield Earth - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedIf it takes a million monkeys a million years to come up with "A Tale of Two Cities", it would take 2 monkeys and a retarded squirrel about 14 hours to come up with the script for Battlefield Earth.
It's the year 3000, and the evil Psychlo John Travolta has just been ordered by "Home Office" to remain on the cesspool Earth indefinitely. Meanwhile, head ManAnimal Barry Pepper has learned how to communicate with the Psychlos as well as teach his caveman buddies how to fly 1,000-year-old Harriers.
Though the film by itself may induce suicide, our commentary will reduce that to mere vomiting, depending on how well you've got your gag reflex under control. So, enjoy that.
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Pearl Harbor Disc 2 - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedPart Two of DVD podBLAST's Pearl Harbor alternative DVD commentary.
Luckily, we split up the BLAST in the same way the filmmakers split up the discs. It's technical, but we figured it would all work out best this way.
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Pearl Harbor Disc 1 - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedWhy does a film like this suck so bad? It's got tragedy + time, so it should be totally hilarious, but it's not. Why?
Here's one theory... is Dan Ackroyd really the best actor to choose for the role of I-know-what's-going-to-happen-but-no-one-will-listen-to-me guy? Is that role even needed?
Perhaps DTM.C should have played the pivotal cook role?
Maybe it's the contrived plot: Boy loves Girl. Boy goes off to war, almost gets killed, but doesn't. He returns, bearing the secrets of the French "L'Anal", but Girl is now preggers from Boy's Best Bud, who then fights him in a bar. They become heros, Best Bud dies, and Boy raises his son with Girl.
So why does it fail? Who knows. Let the history books sort it out.
In any case, DVD podBLAST continues its holy war on Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett with this first time ever two-part BLAST. Unfortunately, luscious+creamy Kate Beckinsale gets caught in the crossfire.
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From Justin to Kelly - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedPoor Kelly Clarkson. All yummy and loaded with talent, she wins American Idol and is then forced to star in a "film" starring her and five A.I. wannabes.
You've got your Dreamboat (ding), Stud (ding), Nerd (ding), Smart Friend (ding) and Slutty Friend (ding ding!). This movie is one giant, seeping, stinking, stuck-to-your-shoes cliche bell.
Two notes:
1. First ever Musical DVD podBLAST.
2. Who knew the BLASTers were such Kelly Clarkson fans? Poor Kelly Clarkson.
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Stealth - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedWhat in the h-e-double hockey sticks is going on here? We're late one week, then early the next!? We sure are crazy and unpredictable! Unfortunately, Stealth is not.
In this **begin sarcasm** unique **end sarcasm** film about technology gone bad, Jamie Foxx dies. Oops! Spoiler! Sorry! Other than that, keep an eye out for the arousing (Jessica Biel) and confusing (Josh Lucas) waterfall scene, the many phalluses a high-tech plane requires, and be prepared to question everything you think you know regarding morality and war. Oh yeah, Stealth asks the tough ones.
Do we need to mention that after the credits and beyond the BLAST, we discovered a lame set up for a sequel? Any doubts any of us were having as to the BLAST-worthiness of this film quickly disappeared.
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Bloodrayne - DVD podBLAST
0s · PublishedThis made-for-TV movie was mysteriously released in the theaters, and it has
been agreed upon that none of your BLASTers shall ever see this lump again. Possible alternatives to a repeat viewing include:
DTM.C will kick the real Ghandi square in the nuts,
William will get both of his ears cut off by Mr. Blonde,
Steve will go toe to toe with the Terminatrix's toothbrush attachment,
PB4 will start an exclusive diet of donut burgers for the rest of the year,
Walsho didn't show up, so he is permitted to see it, though he is forbidden to speak of it.
This gorefest had bad lighting, bad writing, bad cinematography, and
absolutely no brass section.
Nuff Sed,
Tubitron
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DVD podBLAST | Season 1 Archive has 35 episodes in total of explicit content. Total playtime is 0:00. The language of the podcast is English. This podcast has been added on November 23rd 2022. It might contain more episodes than the ones shown here. It was last updated on March 31st, 2024 22:17.
