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Functionally Messy

by Functionally Messy

"If you think my hair is messy, you should see my life." Follow two best friends as they venture through life's messiness together. They'll discuss dating, work, pop culture, friendships, life in their twenties, and the things that make their lives truly messy.

Episodes

EP.9 WHY DO MEN?

37m · Published 27 Jan 02:00

The episode title basically explains itself; why do men? Why do men exist? Why do they lie? Why do they think they can get away with things they clearly can't? The girls get down to the bottom of it. Not really, but they give it a good try. Stay messy xoxo

EP. 8 CHILD'S PLAY

53m · Published 20 Jan 02:00

On this weeks episode, the girls take a trip down memory lane. They relive some of their fondest memories. And by fondest we definitely mean their most blurred memories. That's right, they're talking about some of their best drunk stories. Welcome to the shit show. Stay messy xoxo

EP. 7 ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

40m · Published 13 Jan 02:00

In the first episode of 2021, the girls recap the dumpster fire that was 2020. They discus everything from psycho tendencies and friendships to what valuable lessons were learned from the year. A game of would you rather leaves the girls scratching their heads. xoxo stay messy

EP. 6 WHY YOU ASKING ALL THEM QUESTIONS?

38m · Published 12 Aug 00:33

The girls are back and answering burning questions from the sub-redit AskWomen. They tackle questions such as favorite struggle meals, being intimate with male friends and why they deserve not to be kicked off the earth. xoxo stay messy

EP. 5 FAMILY FEUD

39m · Published 29 Jul 00:01

On this week’s episode, the girls are tackling the hard topics of men’s mental health and toxic family members. It’s hard, we know, but very necessary. We also cannot believe it is 2020 and we have to tell people they cannot vote for Kanye West… xoxo stay messy

EP. 4 ENTANGLEMENT SZN

38m · Published 22 Jul 00:04

Welcome to entanglement szn. Wait, what does that even mean? Hell, no one knows, but the girls do their best to define it for anyone who might be confused. Think you've fallen into an entanglement? You probably have. Also in discussion; cancel culture. STOP CANCELING PEOPLE WHO DON'T DESERVE IT. That is all. xoxo stay messy 💋

EP. 3 WHY THE F**K YOU LYING?

27m · Published 14 Jul 23:57

Get your notebooks out because class is now in session. After a brief hiatus, the girls are back to teach you how to be a better liar. Spoiler alert: check your body language. Is this a sex podcast now? Well. no, but there is breaking news about what kind of nudes men want to receive. This episode truly lives up to the podcast name. The girls are back and they are MESSY.

EP. 2 TINDER ETIQUETTE

33m · Published 15 Apr 01:04

On this weeks episode, the girls talk about online dating. Talking about Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge they cover bio dos and don'ts, profile must haves, and pet peeves. PSA: Nobody wants to see your nudes.

EP. 1 CRAZY IS AS CRAZY DOES

30m · Published 06 Apr 04:29

On the first episode, the girls talk about relationships, what it means to be crazy, and a few toxic traits.

Functionally Messy has 9 episodes in total of non- explicit content. Total playtime is 5:41:01. The language of the podcast is English. This podcast has been added on November 23rd 2022. It might contain more episodes than the ones shown here. It was last updated on March 26th, 2024 10:16.