H.O.E.S Talkin Shows

Ok everyone, hear the hoes out. Yes, this episode is extremely long - BUT it is also somewhat funny! After hyping this episode up for months, the hoes finally completed their drunk assessment of The Polar Express do with it what you will.

Despite Morgan's chaotic energy, the hoes had a good time recording this episode! Listen as they discuss some disturbing facts about the movie, obsess over Christine Baranski, and question the geography of Whoville.

The hoes are back for the holidays and first up on their watch list was the Santa Clause. Listen as they revert back to believing in Santa, question the timeline of the movie, and find out some very interesting things about Tim Allen.

The hoes are back and discussing One Tree Hill Season 2! Listen as Morgan obsesses over The Wreckers cameo, Sierra not being able to get over Lucas wearing nasty flip flops, and so much more!

To finish out the Halloween season, the hoes watched Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge! Yes, this movie had lots of plot holes, but it did unlock a scary memory from the hoes' childhoods.

P.S. The hoes are taking two weeks off, but will be back November 18th with season two of One Tree Hill.

The hoes are back with another classic Disney Channel Halloween movie! While this movie may have scared them when they were kids, the hoes are wiser now and can spot a shitty movie when they see it. Make sure to stick around until the end to hear the hoes laugh so hard they almost stopped breathing because of a review!

The hoes continue on their Halloween movie journey with Mom's Got A Date With A Vampire. This was the first time the hoes watched the movie separately, and boy was it chaotic because of it!

It's October, so you best believe the hoes are watching all things related to Halloween! Listen as they discuss the sequel to Twitches, which somehow may be worse than the first movie. BUT, this movie did provide good discussion on guy liner and potential tv shows the hoes want to be created!

If this episode sounds like a complete disaster, that's because it is. The hoes invited their friend Quinn to co-host with them which sounded like a great idea, but then they drank a collective 3.5 bottles of wine and things got a little sloppy. With that said, enjoy!!

The hoes simply did not have the energy to make a regular episode this week. Instead, they decided to talk about how they thought their lives would be when they were kids vs what they are actually like. Listen as they make some weird confessions and laugh through their current pain.