Edward is a Vampire

Bella Has Her Cake And Eats It Too
Chapters 25–27
Wow we can almost see the end. Too bad this creepy baby has taken up all the air in the room. Board game! Party? Lots happening this week.

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Bella Never Suffers feat. Christen Stuart
Chapters 22–24
We are back and on a new day! Thursdays are the new Tuesdays according to vampires. Bella continues motherhood and homeownership.

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Bella Is A Vampire
Breaking Dawn Chapters 19–21
It finally happened! Just in time for Christmas, Bella is a vampire! About time, too. Topics of discussion include UV light, dust, and favorite trees.

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Bella Releases Her Sex Tape (Part 1)
Breaking Dawn The Movie: Part 1
A confusing holiday(?) episode where we talk about Breaking Dawn Part 1 with resident movie expert Ben! We've been broken so much... almost at the end of this...

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Bella Is Not Lizzie
Chapters 15–18
This episode... goes places. Stick through it for the wildest turn podcasting has ever taken.

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Bella Loves Blood
Chapters 12–14
We really rode a high the last two weeks and suddenly we're back in standard Twilight fair. It's not all rough, though. Star Wars! Honda! Memes!

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Bella's a Rental Movie
Chapters 8–11
The mania continues as we enter Jacob Black's mind. And it's a scary place full of indecent thoughts. We were warned about these chapters, but oh boy is is a good one.

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Bella Gets Down and Dirty
Chapters 5–7
This! Is! It! Bella and Edward go on their honeymoon and it is just as horny as you'd imagine. Our full support is behind these chapters. Special guest joins us on this Election Day edition of the pod.

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Bella Ties The Knot
Chapters 1–4
A new book brings new opportunities for Bella. Like being married and stuff. Classic Bella!

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Bella Isn't In This One
The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner
Did you know Steph wrote a tiny little book about a tiny little character? We did! And the reviews are in!

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