MJ Morning Show on Q105

On today's MJ Morning Show:

Portrait talk... King George's and MI's family

38% of Americans surveyed lack inspiration at work

Morons in the news

Tampa Bay Buccaneers schedule

Adult diaper assault

JLo/Ben Affleck

Our psychopath story may have been misunderstood regarding texing while drivng

Men more likely to lose weight with this incentive

The MJ Portrait... who DOES he look like?

Red Lobster winning bid

Roxanne drank a LOT of water

How long does the check engine light get ignored?

MJ's headed to NYC with his son and will go on a pizza tour

MayCember - We took calls

Are women really prone to faint or throw up on first dates from stress?

Instacart driver was to deliver a meal to a death row prison

A Tampa restaurant accused of clipping ferns from the yard for garnish

Chloe wants a Red Lobster booth

Roxanne on JLo/Affleck

Truffle butter was how much???

Happy Gilmore 2 coming!

Taylor and Kelcey

On today's MJ Morning Show:

Another celebrity is in trouble

Morons in the news

"The Portal" to reopen, and the OnlyFans model who flashed the display has made an extra $30,000

Creepy story from California... You never know if you're under surveillance

New stripper law to go into effect

Red Lobster dumpster finds

Texting while driving is a psychopathic behavior?

Hal Herman Impression Connection

The portrait MJ hates

New iOS brings back pictures you thought you deleted?

Roxanne's iPhone issues

Ozempic South Park special?

Is JLo headed for divorce?

GMA anchor posted some pics in very tight bike shorts

Anti-sex beds for the summer Olympics in Paris

Disney Cruise being sued after a passenger allegedly suffered stroke-like symptoms, later died

Cat killed in Westchase... Whodunit?

Victoria's Secret models - Runway show will return

Woman gets 'vape lung' after just three years of vaping

On today's MJ Morning Show:

Florida Beaches you need to visit in 2024

Morons in the news

Bad weather

Tipping culture

Golf carts on the road

Mental health day from school

Caller who met up with MJ and Fester at Brocato's

Auction - Red Lobster

McDonald's may be getting rid of this...

Paris Hilton blasted for the way her baby seats were set up in her car

Big lottery winner facing the family

Chia seeds.... there's a recall warning for salmonella

Christina Applegate story

Kelly Clarkson story

World's tallest and fastest launch coaster got shut down quickly

"The Portal" shut down because we can't have nice things

Tom Brady would not do a roast again

Tesla cars reportedly suffering from randomly braking

Dating app stories (Hinge/Tinder/Bumble)

On today's MJ Morning Show:

Police chase up to 140 mph on Gandy

Morons in the news

Fester has a beef with Froggy

Senior pranks

What are the odds.... A guy catches two consecutive foul balls at a baseball game

Which Bay Area Red Lobsters are closing?

Dead butt syndrome

Ric Flair update

Diddy's son's song

A shooting in SoHo

Pageant winners resigning

Judge Judy is suing

Brocato's filed chapter 11 to try to reorganize their finances

Prices are dropping...on what?

Great minds think alike... they wear the same things each day

White House aide claims to give fake money to homeless

Murder... in... spaaaaace....

Death by liposuction in someone's home

San Francisco is giving out free alcohol

On today's MJ Morning Show:

Bees escape from truck crash in Maine... leads into Crotchety call... then, another Crotchety call

Morons in the news

MJ's encounter at a gas station, and he said NOTHING

Cat owners and schizophrenia

"Hey" and "can we talk..."

Saturday morning's internet outage

McDonald's $5 meal deal

MJ found a Publix shopping cart and almost brought it back...

MJ watched a movie... Peanut Butter Falcon

Westshore Spandex Bodysuit Barbie

Ozempic Boobs

Listener e-mail: An urban legend we talked about 2 years ago now showed up on someone else's show... yes, 2 years later!

Justin Timberlake... retired by fans

Photos from a plane from Tampa of the northern lights... did anyone really see them in the Tampa Bay area? We took calls.

On average, at what age are you no longer cool?

Postal delivery truck pulled over for speeding over 100 mph

Mother's Day celebration with Roxanne

Julia Fox - celibate 2 1/2 years, and happy about it

Audio puzzle from MJ

Another celebrity hit in face in NYC

On today's MJ Morning Show:

Aliens in Las Vegas

Morons in the news

Asplundh family details

Southwest Air boarding methods

Do you have proper legal I.D.?

MJ's tax documents still somewhere out there....

Hot mug shot

Hal Herman Headlines!

Mothers' idea of the perfect Mother's Day... We took calls

A cafe posted a forgotten credit card online... what could go wrong?

Subway worker didn't put enough meat on a sandwich... customer clearly wanted more

Most hated bands

To protest the protesters, someone put up a gofundme page to hire a mariachi band

A father was arrested for confronting an Uber driver with an AR-15

Mother arrested for beating her kid on a flight

Guy left a kid with a homeless woman while he went drinking

A bride-to-be was upset by a guest adding more guests

Bogus body armor purchased by an Ohio police department

First Elon Musk embedded chip into a brain is malfunctioning

"The Waldwarf Salad" on MJ's Instagram

Justin Bieber becoming a dad?

On today's MJ Morning Show:

Tesla truck finger test

Morons in the news

Asplundh wife wanted her Instagram name

$40,000 cash

RFK Jr. brain-eating worm?

Ric Flair's conversation on Q105 has gone viral

Kim K. got booed

Peeing! How long should you go (duration) before you worry?

Cold case solved with ABC gum

Would you take a discount on a pedicure if in return you'd need to allow them to do THIS?

Zillow says nearly half of adults would buy their childhood home if they could

Zinc... good for you? not good for you? Latest studies

Summer box office

Apple compactor commercial has mixed reviews

Miami Grand Prix food pricing... some are suggesting it's out of context

Woman being checked out is informed she has a rare syndrome

Hal Herman Headlines!!! Tomorrow.

A call to comedian Jeff Gerbino

On today's MJ Morning Show:

Larry 'Bud' Melman... and a classic MJ & BJ bit

Morons in the news

Miami formula one race had ridiculous food prices

Panera Bread dropped this dangerous menu item

Teacher Appreciation Week... the good and the bad

Ric Flair was caught on video in a Gainesville restaurant allegedly drunk

MJ's Jet Blue update

We called Ric Flair for his side

What food item is too expensive to continue to buy? We took calls

A listener told us there's another hacked sign

Someone has 7,500 Firefox tabs open, and has for 2 years

Tainted candy at a school sickened 11 students

More on the Netflix Tom Brady Roast

Fester's review of the Jerry Seinfeld 'Pop Tart' movie

Dementia tipping

Wander Franco update

Can Tom Selleck hang on to his ranch now that 'Blue Bloods' has been canceled?

Steven Segal was seen at Putin's inauguration

On today's MJ Morning Show:

Which state has the most OnlyFans models?

USA's STD Hotspots

Morons in the news

ChatGPT... Two common words

MJ Instagram at Wendy's

Fake radio DJ's

Amazon delivery driver shoots carjacker

Ashley Moody on phone with MJ about scams

Bird flu may be going to other animals?

Major announcement!!

Scam - Facebook user posing as 'lactation specialist'

Online review sparks fight threat from business owner

New tipping scam - fake percentage

An 87-year-old woman dropped off her 86-year-old sister, mistakenly ran her over

Eyelash extensions

Downtown Tampa military demonstration noise warning

The Met Gala

Shorty Shane's family is being harassed

Richard Simmons posted an audio note to his followers

Britney Spears video with a horse... is she melting down?

FDA approves treatment to help wean off vaping

Miss USA stepping down over her mental health

MJ's 'To Whom It May Concern'

On today's MJ Morning Show:

Donation box for Metropolitan Ministries

Ohio State commencement accident

Texas high school football stadium turned down

Morons in the news

Stupid road

HCSO DUI arrests over Cinco de Mayo weekend

Cops arresting Uber Eats drivers

MJ's Jet Blue tickets

Sexsomania - We took calls

Kentucky Derby photo finish

Michelle's term for MJ's style of dress

Real or Fake - Instagram video about sneaking alcohol into Busch Gardens

Old video of celebrity birthday greetings for Sean Combs/P Diddy

Real or Fake - Time traveler

Weight fluctuation

Tom Brady was roasted... didn't like one Jeff Ross joke

Dave Chappelle's attacker suing security

Pauly Shore's Richard Simmons biopic could still be moving forward

Brooke Shields lets her two adult daughters share her bed

Chloe went somewhere that she posted on IG... MJ found out where

People who love loud cars may be psychopaths?

Don't do THIS after brushing your teeth

70 passengers got sick on the same flight