We Write Sex

Mild spolier alert! At the end of this episode we ask the question that everybody will surely be thinking - Is Laura the new Shakespeare!? That's right, she has skillfully managed to build upon so many hanging plot threads and set up a mouth-watering final chapter from Mei Mei. This episode is NOT to be missed!

Warning! This episode contains Clam Chowder! You've been warned! Story-wise - just when you thought the story was wrapping up, Rik throws in some massive new curve balls (and a few more dodgy accents). So sit down, relax and enjoy. You could even treat yourself to a ball-cuzi. Happy listening!

Rik's final chapter has again been split into two parts! There is simply too much story to be crammed into one episode. The events following the ambush by the Goldalming doggers are revealed, Mei Mei shares an unfortunate hot-tub story, and Tom decides to investigate his foster parent's bedroom! Intrigued? You should be!

Today's episode is definitely for adults only. Sadly, there is no new chapter in the Turner-Finch-verse. Instead, Rob invites the others to play a sexual version of Balderdash. Things go downhill fast...

It's the concluding part of Rob's mysterious chapter. Will Natalia engage in watersports with Rebecca as instructed to do so by Nicole? Will she go through with her darstadly plot to kill Daniel? More importantly - What on earth is Faye's secret!? All will be revealed this week and you won't be dissapointed!

Faye's Secret is such an eventful chapter that it has to be split into two parts! Find out how the world of Turner Finch is coping after the horrific events of last week. As always, it contains sex, filth and filthy sex. Enjoy!

Faye's Secret is such an eventful chapter that it has to be split into two parts! Find out how the world of Turner Finch is coping after the horrific events of last week. As always, it contains sex, filth and filthy sex. Enjoy!

Mei Mei returns with a vengence, delivering a chapter so fiendishly constructed that your head will struggle to keep up! Is the investigation over? Are Faye and Clive's nights of fun at the local copse coming to an end? Expect twists galore as well as a hippo's yawn, some bunting and a mystery card.  

Mei Mei returns with a vengence, delivering a chapter so fiendishly constructed that your head will struggle to keep up! Is the investigation over? Are Faye and Clive's nights of fun at the local copse coming to an end? Expect twists galore as well as a hippo's yawn, some bunting and a mystery card.  

The drunken shenanigans continue as we take a look back over Laura's chapter. Amongst the usual waffle, we express our views on Emily and Daniel's club toilet rendezvous, Faye and Clive's midnight adventures as well as our favourite new character - Dick Felt. Enjoy.