Wrestle Daddies

In the aftermath of last week’s episode Brett has ended up in jail. But never fear! Jake has got the one person Brett doesn’t want to help him – Former Feng Shui master JOHn… sorry, just John now. A daring prison break, a captivating wrestling show and redemption on this week’s Wrestle Daddies.

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Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin
Featuring – Lucas Martin
Logo by Scott Latimer
Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

Brett and Jake decide to spice things up by picking up a wounded hitchhiker, only to be thrown into a high speed chase and government conspiracy all thanks to the grossest man alive – Mobile Porn Magnate, R.D. Steele. Along with a whole bevy of sketchy characters too.

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Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin
Featuring – Dylan Sealy
Special Cameo by Lucas Martin
Logo by Scott Latimer
Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

As the summer vacation continues the Wrestle Daddies go south… deep south to meet the perfect southern Gentleman – Cash Debonair. Now for legal purposes we can’t go into too much information about his wrestling promotion, but we can say that he has won many awards for his debutantes. I mean wrestlers. Damn it.

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Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin
Guest Host – Brian Edwards
Logo by Scott Latimer
Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

Brett falls asleep at the wheel and the Daddies end up at the Dartmouth Sportsplex in Nova Scotia where they meet bona fide ring veteran The Dartmouth Door Dasher, one of the world’s greatest players of Nicky Nicky Nine Doors. Forced into an early retirement from a mysterious scandal, Triple D lures children into the Sportsplex with french fries to put on Rumble Jumbles. Featuring such future stars as Gerald the Dog Faced Boy and Raowler. Come check out one of the most emotional matches you have ever had the pleasure of smelling.

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Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin
Guest Host – Sam Adams
Logo by Scott Latimer
Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

Things get surgical as the Wrestle Daddies continue their Summer Education tour… We find ourselves in rural Ontario at Inside Out Danny’s controversial promotion – Inside Out Wrestling, where all of the wrestlers are inside out. Worlds collide as some classic Wrestle Daddies stars go up against the likes of Upside Down Margaret and one of our Wrestle Children has their life changed forever…

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Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin
Guest Host – Michael Mongiardi
Logo by Scott Latimer
Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

The Wrestle Daddies start their cross-country summer tour as they seek out the brightest minds of the wrestling business to study under. First stop – Brett’s hotel. Brett grabbed Sid Crosby, a limo driver from the hotel who has an edgy guerrilla wrestling promotion with some major history – Wrestling Company (Going For a Long Time). And no he is not that Sid Crosby, but he’d be a very good wrestler too.

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Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin
Guest Host – Lance Byrd
Logo by Scott Latimer
Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

After returning from E3 the Daddies pose a tough question – have they become out of touch with wrestling? How do they bring back their hardcore wrestling fans? Why with a new and utterly confusing championship title of course! Tune in as the first ever ‘Atlantean Championship. Including some new listener suggestions such as Mort the Tort and Wind Turbines!

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Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin
Logo by Scott Latimer
Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

Thank you so much ladies and gentlemen for attending the first ever Wrestle Daddies E3 Press Conference featuring Telltale Games. We are so excited to show you the innovations we have made in a series of brand new games based on all of your favourite Wrestle Daddies characters and storylines.

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Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin
Logo by Scott Latimer
Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

Let’s Play “Magic Mike 3 XXXL: The Staff of Ozarik”, the thrilling video game adaptation of the Oscar-nominated Hamburglar starring Magic Mike 3 XXXL. A dynamic, feature-filed full length video game simultenously releasing for the Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis. Oh yeah, and we also have our big title match.

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Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin
Logo by Scott Latimer
Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band

Muscleman Poundtown pounds on ahead with full coverage of the Tournament Just For You! The winner will earn the right to face three other men for the Wrestle Daddies Championship. Yes that’s right, the prize for beating 15 other wrestlers is the right to fight three more! Some classic first round match ups scheduled include – Hulk Hogan vs Mr. Dressup, Barack Obama vs Shark Boy Sr and of course the much anticipated clash of Price is Right Hosts: J.T. Street vs Drew Carey.

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Hosted and Cut by Brett Loughery and Jake Martin
Logo by Scott Latimer
Theme – ‘The Invincible Eagle’ by John Philip Sousa as performed by the United States Marine Band