Not Smart

The team discusses Alek's big move across "the way". Maria orders fried chicken sandwiches and hand-delivered custard(????) The team introduces a new segment "Let's Get Real" and they lament the state of their teeth. 

The team, believe it or not, finds out Paul’s favorite albums from his college years. They also discuss his writing, rocket boners, and whether or not Osama Bin Laden is hot (medium yikes!). An all-around great time - you never forget your first.

The team has a guest! Alek and Maria are joined by Paul Fey, who some might say was the coolest kid in school. They talk about their first cigarettes, seeing Paul shirtless, but also get emoshe about friendship and art! Layers, ever heard of ‘em???

The team reminisces about local video stores, expresses a shared desire to “get into archery” and asks the age-old question, are bike shorts actually hot??? Not to mention they tell the story of how they first met and fell in love, but ew! Not like that.

The team, against all odds, discovers out how to put a podcast online. Alek gaslights Maria about audio quality. They also discuss bad music recs on slack, email responsivity, and give a sneak peek to Friday's episode (yes, there will be more than one episode).