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“Time to get ready for my shower! I have my towel, my luffa, and of course, my lemon! I can’t wait to be sparkling clean (with a little pulp)! WAIT! Where’s my lemon?! Hopefully this lime will be an ok substitute…”

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about strange TV commercials, what is the future of fast food, the nasty Japanese restaurant that shapes rice balls with young women’s armpits (presumably for perverts), Will tells us how to (maybe?) clean yourself with only a lemon instead of traditional soap, the kidnapping of Charlie Chaplin’s corpse by two idiot mechanics, and Will reads us the descriptions of the “Big Burly Romance Series” by Cassi Hart all based on different manly professions such as cowboy, oil rig worker, and blacksmith.

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Birds. You know them. You love them. But have you ever thought about trying to catch them all? Some say if you do, you are granted the title of Ultimate Bird Nerd for all eternity.

This week on the podcast Theo has a breakdown of Everything Bagel with Cream Cheese Ramen, and Will has an amazing tale of a group of extreme birders who attempt to see as many birds in a day as they can. From meticulously planning their route over the year all the way through the 24 hour sprint of a day, we’ll bring you through the whole story!

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Can a man get limbs blown off, had his eye taken out, and escape a POW camp well into his old age? Only if you are the most daredevil soldier who ever lived! Join us this week and you to can realize what a baby you really are! This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about “Boondock’s Saints”, a write in stupid thought about headlights being car’s eyes, Pringle’s collaboration with Crocs including a new flavor and a Pringle’s holster, how Chilean TV integrated a beer ad for Cerveza Cristal into Star Wars, and how Sir Adrian Carton de Wiart (aka “The Unkillable Soldier”) threw himself into not one, not two, but THREE wars during his lifetime and somehow survived them all, and opened water bottles cause itching?

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You ever go to the circus and see a man swallow a knife? And then of course you think to yourself — that looks easy, I bet I could do that. If so, please see a mental health professional, I cannot stress this enough you in no way should just try swallowing knives in your free time. If our podcast has done nothing else, please let this message reach someone.

This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the hilarity of the canned vegetable lobby, and whether pizza needs even more cheese. Will educates Theo on the infamous Legends Football League and its various iterations. Theo has some Florida Man reports, and Will rounds it out with another edition of Amazon Erotica.

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“Dr. Eggman, for the crime of turning animals into robots, this Court sentences you to do a series of diabetes Public Service Announcements!” “But… I don’t have diabetes!” “Then maybe you should see someone because if anyone has diabetes, it’s you…” This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Anime Boston, how romantic comedy movies fit into the “uncanny valley”, IHop’s collaboration with Sonic the Hedgehog featuring some Sonic themed breakfast treats, the mysterious case of a Russian radio station that is putting out disturbingly strange broadcasts that are thought to be used for spies or as a nuclear holocaust killswitch, Theo introduces us to “The Enhanced Games” which is a proposed athletic league that allows people to use whatever performance enhancing drugs they want in order to break world records, and a tale of a Wingstop food poisoning.

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Nectar of the Gods. Modern Mummification. The taste of Nothing. How? Why? Stop asking so many questions and come into our pyramid.

This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the latest, and worst, ideas from Wendy’s, a story of a gator visiting a ballpark, and in the latter half of the episode we stumble across what might be one of the most unhinged websites we’ve ever come across.

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…And honestly, in this day and age it’s hard to find people doing good scientific work! Well, I say good, but really it's more on the evil side. And by evil I mean stupid. Very stupid. This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about a Russian man who taught Spanish at Will’s highschool, read up on what month people are most like to die, genetic engineering has gone awry as “Personal Pineapples” aka small pineapples that you can fit in your hand, social media advocating eating in the bathroom, the American debut of the KFC “Chizza” (which is pizza toppings on top of fried chicken cause what else could it be.), a Montreal man gets a letter from the Quebec government saying he was dead, and an 80 year old Montana man pleads guilty to making giant hybrid sheep for the most absurd reason imaginable.

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New! From the idiots who bring you Segment City comes a new podcast that will change your life for the better. Have you been out on the beach scouring the rocks for bits of metal trash? Is your family pleading with you, “please father, just come inside, there’s a hurricane can’t you see?” Well we’re here to help!

This week on the podcast Theo and will contemplate new Peeps flavors, KFC’s latest crimes against humanity, and Will takes a trip to the Taxidermy Shop. The show rounds out with some advice on how to meet your biggest idol so all you Swifties stay tuned til the end!

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You ever just need to be alone with your thoughts with your soup, uninterrupted by children? We completely get it. You're with friends here.

This week on the show Theo and Will discuss different monodiets and the perils that may come with them. Will takes us through the history of the Bermuda Triangle, and Theo unveils new rules for 2024!

It's hard being a Goblin. Nobody respects you. Everyone looks down on you (literally). And their always stealing my trinkets! But one day they'll see! I'll be a singer and make my Goblin noises where they will be appreciated! This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Theo’s tussle with an extra spicy chicken sandwich, Will’s Yankee Swap debacle featuring a maligned bag of frozen Ikea meatballs, the Instagram account “Mugshawties”, Theo laments the death of Fruitstripe gum with their disappearing flavor and temporary tattoos, Will takes us to the Bermuda Triangle with a “Conspiracy Query” about possible reasons why the Bermuda Triangle is more dangerous than other places, and Theo goes over some news stories including tales of a woman stealing a Krispy Kreme donut truck (despite not eating any of the donuts), a woman is court ordered to work at Chipotle after assaulting an employee for bad service, and a zamboni driver gets fired for peeing in a drain. And Will reads a r/Confession about a person creeping around their home acting like a goblin.