They Called This a Movie

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the Mariana Trench...

It's Shark Week and we're celebrating by watching our July Movie of the Month, as voted on by our Twitter Followers, The Meg.

Join us as we discuss Jason Statham just being Jason Statham, how big of a shark is too big, and butt heads over whether we'd rather explore space or the ocean.

Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.

Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

Beach babes, international intrigue, and bumps, sets, and spikes. It's all in a day's work when you're trying to get a place on the US Men's Volleyball Team. And it's exactly what we're talking about this week, as we watched Spiker, which might have been a recruitment tool for the actual US Men's Volleyball Team.

Join us as we discuss the bratty protagonists, the lack of actual volleyball being played, and question whether or not the coach is all that bad.


Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie. We are a proud member of Geek Vibes Nation and you can find them at gvnation.com.

Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

We're cruising Hollywood Boulevard and watching some oil wrestling as we watch an Amir Shervan classic, Hollywood Cop.

Join us as we discuss the quality detective work, rampant child abuse, and the great Cameron Mitchell.

Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie. We are a proud member of Geek Vibes Nation and you can find them at gvnation.com.

Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

This week, we scour our Netflix recommendations and come away with a thriller that goes off the rails in the third act. And we love it for that. We watched My Teacher, My Obsession, a movie that tries to raise awareness of a very real problem: psychotic teen girls seducing their slow-witted hunky male teachers. Pick up your jaw, sugar, she's legal.

Join us as we try to tiptoe around the landmines of the sensitive subject, choose sides between the crazy girl and the mean girl, and all agree that the teacher isn't doing enough to avoid precarious situations.

Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie. We are a proud member of Geek Vibes Nation and you can find them at gvnation.com.

Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

We're celebrating proms and graduations on our June Movie of the Month as we take the bard back to high school.

This week, we're joined by Ken and Rich (@3fatnerdspod/@ODParlayHour) as we discuss our June Movie of the Month, 10 Things I Hate About You, voted on by our Twitter followers.

Join us as we discuss Heath Ledger's natural charisma, the cast as a whole, and propose a sequel tying together comic book franchises and national tragedies.

Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie. We are a proud member of Geek Vibes Nation and you can find them at gvnation.com.

Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

Grab your Playstations, your beepers, and your walkman, because we're going back to the 90's to the beginning of one of the most storied video game franchises of all-time.

Our hosts sit down to talk about the 2021 video game adaptation, Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City. Two of our hosts are steeped in RE lore, while the other host is pretty sure the franchise ended after the second one.

Join us as we talk about the Resident Evil movie franchise as a whole, nostalgia for the sake of nostalgia, and question whether or not fanboys even know what they want.

Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie. We are a proud member of Geek Vibes Nation and you can find them at gvnation.com.

Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

It's an all-sing, all-dancing, super goth episode, as we discuss a rock opera made by the director of four movies from the Saw franchise.

We're joined by our friend Jonathan, as we discuss the merits of this goth opera, Paul Sorvino's singing, and how we feel about emo Paris Hilton.

Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie. We are a proud member of Geek Vibes Nation and you can find them at gvnation.com.

Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

It's time for a throwback, as we head to the 1950's via the 1980's as we watch the follow-up to one of the most notorious sex comedies. We're watching the gang from Angel Beach High School take on their raging hormones, corrupt politicians, and even the KKK, as we discuss the 1983 film Porky's II: The Next Day.

Join us as we discuss how crazy this plot is, the connection to A Christmas Story, and the amount of nudity.

Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie. We are a proud member of Geek Vibes Nation and you can find them at gvnation.com.

Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

This week, Brian Bosworth goes undercover to take down Lance Henriksen and his gang of bikers in Stone Cold.

Join us as we discuss The Boz, his haircut, and how awesome it is to watch things blow up for no reason.

Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie. We are a proud member of Geek Vibes Nation and you can find them at gvnation.com.

Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

This week, we're watching our May Movie of the Month with the Tubi Original film War of the Worlds: Annihilation.

Join us as we discuss the Baldwins, the "big" reveal, and how bored we were while watching it.

Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie. We are a proud member of Geek Vibes Nation and you can find them at gvnation.com.

Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.