Too Stupid to Live: Romance Reviews $5 and Under

Two books. Two dads. One is sweet. One is spicy. Today Becky reviews “White Sheets and Rosy Cheeks” and “DILF: A Secret Baby Bad Boy Romance” in honor of Father’s Day. “White Sheets and Rosy Cheeks” by Katie Mettner on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2stjfI7 DILF by Alexis Angel on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2sfCjYf

Go back in time to last week when it was still Women's History Month and then go back in time AGAIN as Becky reviews the historical romance novel "Indigo" by Beverly Jenkins. "Indigo" on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2oO5EJU

Becky dives head first into the world of erotica with Kitty Thomas' "Guilty Pleasures". She talks about dubcon, being sensitive and her new sexual fantasy that involves parrots. "Guilty Pleasures" on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2m4Et8j

Happy Valentine's Day! Becky reviews a special Valentine's Day novella - "The Wolf's Unexpected Mate" by Cara Wylde. Learn about wolf shifters, BBW protagonists and why Becky would never make a good wolf person on this episode! "The Wolf's Unexpected Mate" on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2lEVw5e

Who's ready to sack some quarterbacks? Well, Becky is. It's 2017 after all. In this ep Becky reviews "Sacking the Quarterback" brought to you by none other than James Patterson (via author Samantha Towle.) She also compares reading romance to watching sports. Let's bridge some gaps, people! "Sacking the Quarterback" on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2j8vl2i Read "What do Good Sports and Great Romances Have in Common? An Optimal Level of Chaos" here: http://wapo.st/2jtiKtM

Becky reviews "The Midwife's Christmas Miracle" by Sarah Morgan and talks about superman complexes, guys being condescending and why she is not a fan of the male hero in the book. I mean, he looks okay on the cover, but seriously he should wear a hat. The Midwife's Christmas Miracle on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2hGnNFQ

In this ep, Becky reviews the post-apocalyptic motorcycle club romance, "Defiance". She also talks about the election. Why? Because. Vroom Vroom! Defiance by Stephanie Tyler on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2fZeZIw Carina Press: http://bit.ly/2fxutoD

In honor of Fall wedding season, Becky discusses "Navy Seal Newlywed" by Elle James, covert cowboys and nicknames. Navy Seal Newlywed on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2eSx8XB

Vampires!!!!! Becky reviews "Dark Lover: The First Book of the Black Dagger Brotherhood" and wonders why people don't shit their pants when they become vampires. Dark Lover written by J.R. Ward on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2dgtXKi J.R. Ward website: http://www.jrward.com/

Becky gets all historical and shit by reviewing "What To Do with a Duke" by Sally MacKenzie. If you have a duke and need to figure out what to do with him, listen!! "What to Do with a Duke" on Amazon: http://amzn.to/2cjcL7N