Whiskey And Whiskers

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Frat-Bros are giving gay-communists vampire facials. If you're gonna gamble at D&B's, bring your canna-whip, but don't have an atlatl accident.

I ate a steak egg and cheese bagel on the way to Bernie's bank on Bro-Island, but these rats are uncircumcised and having head-sex.. Brought to you by Boobies.

We're drinking fresh squeezed nut-juice on our shrimp farm. After that we're grabbing some buffalo balls with Monsanto Williams, broke as fuck in our nice-ass truck. Cumming in a hotel sink.

Senior assassins are spraying super-soakers and rockin arcades and horses around trailer-park pool-tables. Sorry for offending, god told us to.

Amazon AI is Actually an AT&T data breach. Gas powered cargo ships need bridge gap insurance. Get ready for the apoc-eclipse.

When you're bullied by Biff you gotta become the bully. Bagels are boiled bread, but Baltimore bridge is falling down. Don't get jizz in your leghair.

When you're playing Ding-Dong-Bang, don't forget to leave the trash-water leaning on the door. You gotta have Titanic boat money to shop at Bucees. We're going skiing.

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Join us on this Lil' Jon guided meditation about dueling senators and doing drugs in Oregon. Be careful, because attending too many balls-out bowling leagues could lead to an all-out trans-war.