Patchwork Fairy Tales
by Laura SimonsNew stories, stitched together with the thread of once upon a time. This is a collection of inclusive fairy tales written and recorded by Laura Simons to spread old magic in a new way. You want single fathers, pansexual princesses, found families, sapphic dragons, sword wielding ladies and asexual heroes? Then you’ve come to the right place!
Copyright: © 2021 Patchwork Fairy Tales
Episodes
Magical Accidents
19m · PublishedA Patchwork Fantasy Tale about a meet-cute in an emergency room.
Because dealing with magic comes with certain challenges.
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- Check out composerKai Engel, who wrote the theme song “Holiday Gift”.
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I am taking this podcast off Spotify
1m · PublishedTranscript here:
Hi everyone, it's Laura. I wanted to let you all know that because of Spotify's new terms of service, I have decided to no longer have my podcast on their platform. If I did they would have the right to transcribe or translate my stories, without even giving me the option to object if they get it wrong. It means they could change my stories without my input. That's absolutely unacceptable for a distribution platform. I can't accept these new terms, so I have to take the podcast off Spotify entirely. I know a lot of you use Spotify, and I'm sorry to have to do this, but I don't see another solution.
You will still be able to listen to my podcast on other podcast apps and you can always find every transcript and a streaming button on laurasimons.com.
I'm currently working on editing some longer fantasy stories to upload and I have a wonderful fairy tale about a chivalrous knight in the works, so I really hope you'll stick around for those.
The new terms go into effect on the 15th of March 2024. So I will be taking my podcast off Spotify in about a week: between the 9th and 11th of March.
If you have any questions, you can always email me at [email protected] or send me a message on my Tumblr: laurasimonsdaughter.
I hope you'll all be there when I have another tale to tell some other day. But until then: don't let anyone steal your words, and be safe.
Home
5m · PublishedA Patchwork FantasySnippet full of supernatural thoughts.
In which a home is made.
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- The music used in this episode is frompurple-planet.com.
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A Summoning
4m · PublishedA Patchwork FantasySnippet full of family fun.
In which an aunt is summoned to lunch.
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The Fox at the Window
21m · PublishedA Patchwork Fairy Tale: the one with the merchant, the siblings, and the golden ring.
A kind merchant brings her son a mysterious ring she found on her travels and the young man is soon visited by its rightful owner.
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- Check out composer Kai Engel, who wrote the theme song “Holiday Gift”.
- Penny for a tale? You can tip your storyteller on Ko-fi!
East of the Towels, West of the Sink
9m · PublishedA Patchwork Fantasy Tale about the trials of cohabitation.
Sometimes renting an apartment comes with very peculiar problems to be negotiated.
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- Check out composer Kai Engel, who wrote the theme song “Holiday Gift”.
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Go-Lucky Marie
20m · PublishedA Fix-it Fairy Tale: more kindness, more consent and more inclusivity for ‘Hans In Luck’.
A story about three years work, one day’s travel, five trades, and a young man with a never-ending supply of good-nature.
- Read the transcript for this episode here.
- Find everything about this podcast and my other projects on laurasimons.com.
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- Check out composer Kai Engel, who wrote the theme song “Holiday Gift”.
- Penny for a tale? You can tip your storyteller on Ko-fi!
To Teleportation
4m · PublishedA Patchwork Fantasy Snippet full of neighbourly niceties.
In which a stairwell is thoroughly defeated.
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- The music used in this episode is from purple-planet.com.
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A Happy Haunting
5m · PublishedA Patchwork Fantasy Snippet full of unusual inventory.
In which working at a toy store has some surprises.
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- The music used in this episode is from purple-planet.com.
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Professional Pocket Dragon
3m · Published
A Patchwork Fantasy Snippet full of creatures and coworkers.
In which a pocket dragon is very professional indeed.
- Read the transcript for this episode here.
- Find everything about this podcast and my other projects on laurasimons.com.
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- The music used in this episode is from purple-planet.com.
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Patchwork Fairy Tales has 91 episodes in total of non- explicit content. Total playtime is 28:26:51. The language of the podcast is English. This podcast has been added on November 25th 2022. It might contain more episodes than the ones shown here. It was last updated on May 19th, 2024 15:11.