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No Dice
by Pocket Podcast NetworkJoin Lou, Britty, Hue and GM Daniel as they navigate through everyone's favorite tabletop roleplaying game. Adventure, discovery and more await these friends as they play the only way they know how - through the magic of the internet.
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Episodes
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
58s · PublishedInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/xoxothepoet/
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a – 8/24/18
I am not afraid of flying
I am not afraid of living or dying
Breathing or being
I am...
I am afraid of thunderstorms in the dark
And being killed in my sleep
I am afraid
Of getting stopped by a cop
Every day
Of my life
I am afraid
Of crying in front of people
And in bathrooms
And really crying ever
I’m afraid of crippling anxiety
And pain that makes me wonder
If I’ll ever move again
I’m afraid that one day
One day I’ll never be a writer
I’m afraid
That I will fail at my dream of being
Someone
Anyone
That will matter to someone else
I am not afraid
Of jumping off of buildings
Probably
I am definitely not afraid of roller coasters
Although I used to be
I’m afraid of never being seen
Of the world
One day forgetting me
Shirley Temple
5m · PublishedInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/xoxothepoet/
Shirley Temple – 8/24/18
A is for animal crackers in my Alphabet Soup.
It also stands for:
All the letters cannot be used.
B is for...
Okay look...
B is for bad planning
Because there are 26 letters in the alphabet
And right now I’m only 25.
C is for counting
Because what happens when 27 creeps up on my shoulders?
It’s not 30, I can’t be 29 forever.
C is also for sheep.
The ones I never counted
When I walked back from one thousand to get to sleep.
D is for daddio.
Papa doe.
Daring. Dashing. And Dapper.
Wearing suits straight out of magazines
Making every other kid jealous that their dad wasn’t that cool...
Or annoying.
D is also for dynasty.
Or rather legacy.
Or more like ancestry.
And may I never forget where I came from.
E is for exhausted.
I’m five letters in
And if you’d like to see the exit
Follow the emergency lights at your feet.
F is for Finn.
Like a dolphin.
Shark’s fin.
Aodfin.
For being mine twice
And for so long after
I am always here
Sending you stuffies
Don’t forget to write
Or call
Put me on your speed dial
G is for Grace
Amazing Grace
Viola Grace
Grace with a C
My Gracie Lew Who
My gloriously gorgeous girlfriends
Who have shaped me more than they knew
H is for...
Hannah
And hell in a hand basket
For he who will never be mentioned
And Harry Potter
For my lack of fists fights
My plethora of harsh words
But my comfortable hugs after
I is for I
For me
For hello I’m queer and I’m here
And you’re not stopping me today
Oh no
Not today
I’m on my way
I’m Dr. Seuss at this rate
Give me a book deal I’m rolling
J is for Jade
Like the gemstone
My middle name
My bisyllabic middle beginning
The only thing ET could pronounce right at Disney World
My sparkling shining J
With its loops and curves and...
K is for Kimberly and Kent
My parents
My...
Tough love
Work hard
Get your shit done parents
Who split at age 10
And finalized it after 11
More years
They did what they planned really
And I don’t blame them
L is for love.
An unconditional lather of lavender soap bubbles from laughter
For Brooke with an E from Seattle
Blowing bubbles wands in traffic jams
And men picking fights
With a woman they wouldn’t have a chance with...
I mean against.
M is for...
Did you know in 2015 they said I could marry?
The queers cried happy tears that day.
N is for the n word
The negro
The night sky
Carrying us home
Follow the drinking gourd they say
Follow the drinking gourd.
O is for optimism
My forever the extroverted optimist outlook
Somehow hiding around the corners of my mind
Ostracizing itself from my overall outrageous outgoing state of be
P is for
Personally I will not get offended if you walk out those doors
But you’ve made it this far
I promise there’s only a little more
Q is for quilts
The ones etched in my memories
The ones I clutched so dearly
Crafted by my great grandmothers fingers
Her love sewn into each and every stitch
R is for rainbow
By Jessie J
For Radioactive
Relient K
OneRepublic
Lana del Ray
S is for Sister
10 years
10 months
1 day
14 hours
And 14 minutes
My sister
Older
Wiser
But I’m funnier
S is for the brother I gained
And the children I will always adore
S is also for my SDG
The one my heart first yearned for
Late night talks
And agreeing to disagree
90 percent of the time
T is for tyranny
For big heads
And little arms
Am I talking about people?
Or dinosaurs?
That’s up to U
For U.
For remember when chat speak was popular
And we didn’t use our ultimately untimely interruptions of
You’re and your.
Their there they’re, my friends.
It was once characteristic
Wut up?
U there?
I’ll brb my pos
Jk I’ll ttyl
There’s the dial tone
Ring ring ring
Guess who’s on the phone?
I hope y’all are old enough to remember
Euphorically engaging in chat logs with friends
Back when Dial Up was the only thing in your @ mentions
V.
Like violets
Geraniums
And the chrysanthemum I had tattooed on my back.
For vivacious and vivid
For verily merely dancing down sidewalks and side streets
W.
11:11
For when I whimsically wish for my wicked wretched weakness in my limbs to go away.
For everything to be okay.
But before you begin whining while your eyes are wilting
X.
Marks the spot.
Goonies never say die.
Treasure Planet
And Atlantis.
Y.
As in, I’ve lied. 25 is too damn close to 26 and I enjoy yearning for the end.
Z is for thank you.
For the zany adventure.
The black and white zebras.
The white and black zebras.
And everything read all over.
Now you know my ABCs. The ones that make up me. Let’s go again, shall we?
Geronimo and Allons-y.
Guest Month 2020 - The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
1h 41m · PublishedLachlan from The Ghoul Tank joins the No Dice crew as we swashbuckle our way through this hilarious pirate one-shot. Why did a rat win at beer pong? Why didn't the bats go to Bat Yale? Was the meaning of piracy friendship the whole time? Find out the answers to these questions and more in this fantastic adventure!
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Music in this episode:
Land Of Pirates by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4961-land-of-pirates
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Pirates Of The Quarantine by Alexander Nakarada Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6030-pirates-of-the-quarantine
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Sitcom Rock Sting Mp3 by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4951-sitcom-rock-sting-mp3
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
The Fantastick Adventures of the Magicke Assholles - Act Two
25m · PublishedWelcome back! Tonight you shall behold the second act of The Fantastick Adventures of the Magicke Assholles written by the Great Bard Athenio DeLys!
Written by Britty Lea and John S. Quinn-Puerta, based on actual gameplay conceived by Dungeon Master Daniel Bookhoop
It was edited by Britty Lea
Athenio DeLys was voiced by John S. Quinn-Puerta
Tazeleen as Gravelgax, was voiced by Zachary Shock
Sabrya, disguised as Myra was voiced by Christine Savage
Noelle was voiced by Emily Shock
Saoirse was voiced by Lucifer von Forrestington
Perry was voiced by Hue Newsworthy
Ixen was voiced by Britty Lea
Daveed and Casper were voiced by Daniel Bookhoop
Company voices were provided by Jessica Amber, Gwen Vetter, and Alex Pierce
Audience heckler was voiced by Michael Freitag
Tap sequence was performed by Nicole Faith
Original Music and Lyrics were written, performed, and edited by John S. Quinn-Puerta
Additional music provided by Michael Freitag
Sound effects were provided in part by Liz from Steamturtle Sounds
“Emotional” by Rafael Krux: https://filmmusic.io/song/5481-emotional- License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
The Fantastick Adventures of the Magicke Assholles - Act One
29m · PublishedWelcome friends and foes! Tonight you shall behold the first act of The Fantastick Adventures of the Magicke Assholles written by the Great Bard Athenio DeLys!
Written by Britty Lea and John S. Quinn-Puerta, based on actual gameplay conceived by Dungeon Master Daniel Bookhoop.
It was edited by Britty Lea.
Athenio DeLys was voiced by John S. Quinn-Puerta
Chippetopolis was voiced by Lachlan McIver
Dylan was voiced by Ajay Melakayil
Farcan, as Gravelgax, was voiced by Thom Freitag
Noelle was voiced by Emily Shock
Saoirse was voiced by Lucifer von Forrestington
Perry was voiced by Hue Newsworthy
Ixen was voiced by Britty Lea
Daveed and Casper were voiced by Daniel Bookhoop
Company voices were provided by Jessica Amber and Gwen Vetter
Original Music and Lyrics were written, performed, and edited by John S. Quinn-Puerta, with Chris Deese on mandolin for the Battle in the Forest.
Sound effects were provided in part by Liz from Steamturtle Sounds
Special thanks to Chris Deese.
Ep. 30 - Keep On Fighting
1h 10m · PublishedWatch out, this fight gets crispier than frying chicken with a flamethrower!
Music in this episode is:
“Dark Walk” by Kevin MacLeod
Music from https://filmmusic.io
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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Ep. 29 - Head in a Basket
53m · PublishedThe Magic Assholes discover what the necromancers and the Lich Queen have been up to and it's nothing they could have been prepared for.
Sound design created by Liz with Steamturtle Sound
Music in this episode is:
“Horizon Flare” by Alexander Nakarada
“Terminal” by Kevin MacLeod
“Promising Relationship” by Kevin MacLeod’
“Loop Paket 0002” by Sascha Ende
Music from https://filmmusic.io
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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Ep. 28 - Duck Sized Horses
59m · PublishedThe Magic Assholes find themselves back where they began, but somehow everything is different…
Sound design created by Liz with Steamturtle Sound
Music in this episode is:
”Heartbreaking” by Kevin MacLeod
”Depression” and “Loop Paket 0007” by Sascha Ende
Music from https://filmmusic.io
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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No Dice Recap: Arc 1-6
1h 51m · PublishedThank you so much for your patience as No Dice worked to get ourselves back onto your podcasting feeds! Since it's been a while, Britty and Daniel relistened to all 27 episodes of the main campaign so you don't have to. Whether you're a new listener or have been with us since episode one let us refresh your memory as we prepare to get back into monthly releases.
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Intro/Outro is "Take a Chance" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Music from https://filmmusic.io License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Show Swap 2019 - Prejudice
2h 0m · PublishedThese are the voyages of the PPN Show Swap. Their one episode mission, to play a new game (Lasers and Feelings), to right galactic injustices (capitalism bad y'all), to make alien friends, (we love spiders), and to boldly go where so many other podcasts have gone before.
.GM - John from Them’s the Facts and Home Viewing
.Quinton Avant played by Chris from Them’s the Facts
.Lady Driaxa played by Emily from STEAMpunks
.Duth-Wing played by Lachlan from The Ghoul Tank
.Music by Nine Inch Nails - 7 Ghosts 1, used under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA license.
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CNC Raptor Threat Computer Log:
Terra Prime Annum G2793, 0417
Classification: Top Secret, Accessible to Shareholders with 5% stake or higher.
Pre Action Report: Under orders from Consortium Command, the CNC Raptor docked with Netherfield Mining Station, in the Meryton Asteroid Belt of the Albion Quadrant, to oversee the transition of custodianship from local enterprises, under the service name Meryton United Holdings, to the Bingley Conglomerate. Representatives from both enterprises, BCS private security, miners’ unions, and the New Anglican Order were in attendance for the signing ceremony.
Initial Threat Evaluation: Low
Raptor Commanding Officer: Unknown.
Further information: Due to incapacitation of Captain Darcy in the med bay, and loss of the away team consisting of both first and second officers on Brighton 5, command structure was left in the hands of Dooth-Wing, Driaxa, and QuinTawn Avant, bridge officers. Projections showed a negligible impact on the profitability of the operation.
After Action Report
Threat Evaluation: High
Initial threat evaluation was inaccurate. This airor warrants further investigation into err-err-err[REDACTED].
Upon arrival, sabotage was discovered in the fire suppression system aboard the stuhstuhsta station.
After crew repaired the sabotage with ductile adhesive strips, a two stage bomb was disdisdiscovered at the opening ceremonynyny stage. After a firefight between Black Coal Solutions, led by Caroline Bingley, C O O of Bingley Conglomerate, and Raptor crew, ending in Consortium victory, explosive device with incendiary and quantum memory components was disabled with help from Charles Bingley, President and CEO of Bingley Congl uuuhhhh error----merate and Father Collins, agent of the New Anglican Order. Collins issued a warning to Specialist Avant regarding Lefttenant REDACTED.
Threat Level: Moderate to High
Sector Stability: Degrading
Profitability: Year Over Year
Projections: Falling
Computer Assessment: A New Commanding Officer is Required
Query: Is Lefttenant Wickham available for Assignment to the Consortium Naval Cruiser Raptor?
Command Response: Lefttenant Wickham has been reassigned from his position on REDACTED as the acting captain of the Consortium Naval Cruiser Raptor. His shuttle is en route to the Meryton Sector. He is under orders to carry out operation REDACTED.
No Dice has 50 episodes in total of non- explicit content. Total playtime is 60:48:54. The language of the podcast is English. This podcast has been added on November 27th 2022. It might contain more episodes than the ones shown here. It was last updated on April 5th, 2024 10:46.