Thirty Kinda Flirty

joeigh and brittany are once again surprising you with a delicious sunday treat! that's right flurries, it's an extra flirty session of thirty kinda flirty! *takes bow with our billowing, sky high ponytails* 

we have a lot to discuss this session! from adele's new album, to the re-release of taylor's album red, and of course, the princess of pop, britney, finally being free...it was a no-brainer to sit down and yap about these momentous occasions. brit and jo also take time to discuss grammy nominations (a few of 'em anyway), ari taking on an exciting adventure, and lady gaga's new movie, house of gucci. 

it's been a year, and in these last few months pop cult has NOT disappointed us, so as the weekend comes to a close, hang-out with us, laugh with us, and bitch with us. 

have an incredible week, we got this <3 

flirties, for this week’s episode make sure you are comfortable with a calm mind and warm cup of tea. it’s a serious topic. 🤍 

jo shares his story of losing his mother and how he dealt with his grief and mental health. he gives tips on how to deal with loss, and brit shares a few ways to support someone in need 🤍

this episode touches on death, loss and depression so if you are in a bad mental state you may want to hold off on listening, but the purpose is to provide with ways to facilitate support to help move forward 🤍

if you are dealing with grief please consider the following resources:

• Canadian Virtual Hospice (www.mygrief.ca)
• Canadian Mental Health Association (www.cmha.ca)
• If you or someone you know is thinking of suicide, please call Crisis Services Canada at 1-833-456-4566

take care of yourselves flirties, we love u 🤍

We know how hard it is in the dating world to land a boo, but what about when you’ve landed the boo but you feel like it just isn’t working anymore? What is the right way to break up with someone? This week Brit and Jo are discussing ways to properly call off a relationship. Don’t be that ass who breaks up over text (poor Katy Perry 🤍), don’t settle just because you’re comfortable or sugar coat what you want. Just because it’s cuffing szn doesn’t mean it’s fair to stay chained - no cap!

*we also discuss customer service horrors, Arctic vlogs, Grindr assholes and debut a new game called  Are You With It, or Are You Brittany? 

Troll: Oh wow, I didn’t expect a response. I was just being a troll.

Andy Cohen: I am indeed a person. Thanks for understanding.

Troll: it’s so cool that you responded. You probably shouldn’t confront trolls though.

Andy Cohen: You probably shouldn’t troll people though.

This week Bert and Joigi (inside joke) are discussing the toxicity that comes with social media! In a world where we display our lives on the internet it’s easy to rely on validation from others. Are you stressed that not enough people are liking the photo of you and your new ponytail extension? Worried that you didn’t post any good shots at Karen’s baby shower? Are you nervous to comment on someone’s post because of the infamous keyboard warriors? You are not alone flirties! We are breaking down the reasons why social media can be toxic, and how to remember to not let it get to your pretty little head. 

* we also discuss name mishaps and Taylor Swift’s re-recordings (don’t come for us Swifties!). 

Listen now, and don’t forget to follow and like us on the gram - we need that validation ok?! (jokes…sorta) 

Who will you have the longest relationship with? The guy who ignores your messages but slides in the DMs on a Friday night? No. The queen bee at your workplace who you’re trying to impress? Nope. Your grandmother? Nah, think again. The answer is YOU. We spend most of our time with ourselves, so why is it so hard to love ourselves. This week Brit and Jo are reviewing the ways we can put ourselves first and not let the Karens of the world bring us down! Take notes flirties, these are life lessons! 

We all want that perfect movie moment, you know, bumping into the love of your life in an elevator and spilling your hot coffee all over them (meet-cutes come with risks, ok?!). You’d look like you just stepped out of a Vogue photo shoot and they would be a doctor, a lawyer, or a jobless babe trying to save the world *eye roll* 

Well, movies are just stories, and it doesn’t usually happen that way and being in your thirties means you have to make it happen!

So, this week Brittany and Joeigh are doing just that, breaking down all the tips, tricks, and ways on how to meet someone in the WILD. That’s right, the W I L D. In the age of social media and being online, an actual in person conversation can be a foreign concept to some. Well, to MANY.  

We really need to push our own boundaries, and break barriers to give ourselves the chance to meet new people. This is an episode that is going to make you laugh, make you reflect, and hopefully inspire you to get comfortable with being uncomfortable - and we are so happy you’re here *virtual hug*

WHAT THE F*CK ARE WE?!

Ah yes, that ever burning question in the back of your mind when you’ve got a new Mr. Big in your life. This week we are discussing DTR (no, not DFR as we mistakenly called it). 

Defining the relationship has become a popular term amongst us millennials for figuring out if our relationship is a la Ross and Rachel, or a la Carrie and Big. Let us map out for you our ideal dating timeframe. How soon until you have the “what are we” conversation? Is the third date automatically the sex date? When can we post a nauseating couple photo on the gram? 

Brit and Jo are laying down the law, and sharing their own DTR stories and missteps. And listen flirties, if he ain’t ready to be cuffed, he ain’t the one. BOY BYE. 

CALLING ALL BASIC BOOS! 

It’s fall! Aaayoo! *cue fog horn* (… you’ll know what we’re talking about after you listen)

In this episode Brittany and Joeigh discuss all things autumn! Cute outfits, fall date ideas, the best candles, and a sexy treat to try on your partner (calorie friendly, obvs). Your thirties are a time to embrace dating, enjoy the passing seasons (because they seem to go quicker and quicker as we get older) and laugh until you’re wheezing… who better to spend it with than Joeigh and Brittany!

Tune in to get tit tips, why bobbing for apples will be life changing, and snag some delish recipes. It’s all happening and we’re FALLing for it! See what we did there? ;) 

David: So I'm proposing to Phoebe tonight.
Chandler: Tonight? Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? Oh, there it is.
David: Yes, well, being a failed scientist doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. That's one-seventieth of a carat. And the clarity is quite poor.

Listen, good things, no GREAT things can come in small packages; diamonds (who cares about size), a puppy, sometimes foods (we're speaking specifically about a tasty slice of cheesecake) See? All very good things.

And although small is OK, we draw the line at micro. Who wants a micro slice of cheesecake? It's pointless, just gives a little taste of cheating on the diet, and just makes ya want more... similar to micro-cheating, ya might say.

In this episode,  Jo and Brit uncover what this brand new dating phenomenon is (like we fking needed another one), how to handle it, validate your feelings, and play a debut game of Flirty vs No, We Ain't Doing That.

SO, grab your notebooks, a little bevvy to sip on, and a cheesecake (yes, a whole cheesecake, this is an important episode) and let us give you the 411 on micro-cheating. 

Joeigh and Brittany are surprising you this week with a Sunday afternoon delight (no, not that kind of delight... but promise, it's waaaaay better) it's an Extra Flirty Session of Thirty Kinda Flirty. 

Listen, there is a whole world of drama, conversation, sparkle, sass, and glamour when it comes to popular culture and no one knows it better than Joeigh (and Brittany, well, she tries...) in this episode they discuss wearing garbage bags to celebrity events, the evolution of Ariana Grande's ponytail, provide you with opinions you didn't ask for but will probably agree with, and a Starbucks cult favourite recipe on how to make that PSL more calorie friendly from Alex Moe of @themacrobarista on Instagram. 

It's all happening and we're here for it so as always, grab something cozy, make a tasty treat, and let's gossip