Inkblot Astrology

This week we take a break from teaching Chris astrology and launch our first advice marathon, featuring an Astro Probe with Conor Murphy, vocalist of St. Louis based bandsFoxingand Smidley.

This week's advice:
1. Does being born on the cusp of two signs bear much significance?
2. How do you stay hopeful about connecting with others?
3. My life feels like it's spiraling, where does it get better?
4. I don't like going to my gf's family parties, what do I do?
5. I have a good job that's adding to my resume but the environment sucks, what do I do??
6. Can people figure out a good 3rd person to join their relationship based on sun signs?

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Become an Inkblot
Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Astro Blast was produced byJenny Owen Youngs
Art by Chris Farren
Theme song byJess Abbott,Chris Farren, Jenny Owen Youngs

This week we discuss Mercury (including retrograde), Gen Z, immortality, Deadpool, + more.

This week's advice:
1. How do you ask someone for their natal chart without it being weird?
2. How would astrology work if you were born on another planet?
3. Is it crazy to purchase someone else's birth certificate online to make their natal chart?

Website/Instagram/Twitter
Become an Inkblot
Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Astro Blast was produced byJenny Owen Youngs
Art by Chris Farren
Theme song byJess Abbott,Chris Farren, Jenny Owen Youngs

This week writer/comedian/actor Brittany Ashley joins us to discuss The List, where we look at the sun/moon signs of all our romantic partners and dissect our love patterns. We also introduce a NEW SEGMENT HEHE called Astro Probe, where we lightning round guests with 3 personal questions.

This week's advice:
1. How do I find love in a dating app age?
2. How can I stop trauma bonding and start flirting/dating?
3. How do I keep things romantically casual?

Website/Instagram/Twitter
Become an Inkblot
Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Astro Blast was produced byJenny Owen Youngs
Art by Chris Farren
Theme song byJess Abbott,Chris Farren, Jenny Owen Youngs

This week we discuss the Moon, moms, the WB frog, Hooters, + more.

This week's advice:
1. In new relationships, when is it necessary to bring up my ex-fiancé who left me for someone else?
2. I need a mattress for $400 or less, what should I get?
3. I recently discovered I am a Pisces-Aquarius cusp, what sort of changes should I make based on this information?

Website/Instagram/Twitter
Become an Inkblot
Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Astro Blast was produced byJenny Owen Youngs
Art by Chris Farren
Theme song byJess Abbott,Chris Farren, Jenny Owen Youngs

This week we discuss the Moon, moms, the WB frog, Hooters, + more.

This week's advice:
1. In new relationships, when is it necessary to bring up my ex-fiancé who left me for someone else?
2. I need a mattress for $400 or less, what should I get?
3. I recently discovered I am a Pisces-Aquarius cusp, what sort of changes should I make based on this information?

Website/Instagram/Twitter
Become an Inkblot
Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Astro Blast was produced byJenny Owen Youngs
Art by Chris Farren
Theme song byJess Abbott,Chris Farren, Jenny Owen Youngs

In our third episode we discuss the Rising Sign (with the assistance of a maraca), Snooki, The Sopranos, classic rock bass lines, + more.

This week's advice:
1. Every time I hang out with the person I've been seeing she wants to get drunk, but I want to try hanging out sober. What do I do?
2. What has helped you keep going when you've felt stuck?
3. When I talk to the girl I like my confidence is nowhere to be found, how do you build confidence?

Website/Instagram/Twitter
Become an Inkblot
Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Astro Blast was produced byJenny Owen Youngs
Art by Chris Farren
Theme song byJess Abbott,Chris Farren, Jenny Owen Youngs

In our second episode we discuss the 12 signs and their corresponding vehicles, the number of udders a cow has, seeking retribution from your dentist, + more.

This week's advice:
1. How do I get my therapist to stop bringing astrology into my sessions?
2. Do certain signs attract or repel other signs?
3. I'm in a depressive episode and usually chop trees down as self care but now they're all chopped down, what should I do?

Website/Instagram/Twitter
Become an Inkblot
Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Astro Blast was produced byJenny Owen Youngs
Art by Chris Farren
Theme song byJess Abbott,Chris Farren, Jenny Owen Youngs

In our first episode we discuss the natal chart, the Big 3, why we don't trust moms, Long John Silver's, our therapists, + more.

This week's advice:
1. My significant other is flirting with someone else and I only know about it because I secretly read their texts
2. I have a crush on a guy at work and someone told me he's into me, should I make a move?
3. How do you stop loving someone who broke your spirit?

Website/Instagram/Twitter
Become an Inkblot
Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Astro Blast was produced byJenny Owen Youngs
Art by Chris Farren
Theme song byJess Abbott,Chris Farren, Jenny Owen Youngs

Astro Blast is a new weekly podcast hosted by student of astrology Jess Abbott and hot guy Chris Farren. Each week Jess tries to get Chris into astrology, and together they give advice on life, love, and the stars above.

Astro Blast is a new weekly podcast hosted by student of astrology Jess Abbott and hot guy Chris Farren. Each week Jess tries to get Chris into astrology, and together they give advice on life, love, and the stars above.