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We’re back, again! We start by analyzing the current state of channel flipping before diving right into some fun conspiracy ideas that won’t tear your family apart, figure out how to avoid landmines at the beach, and discuss how hard it is to fake it when it comes to being nice to strangers. Prologue - Channel Surfing, Evolved S1 - Non-Toxic Conspiracy Theories S2 - Beachgoing Strategies S3 - Not Ready to Fake Nice The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Pee in the Shower Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: [email protected] Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

We’re back! We’ve got an update on Chris’s run for local government and the things he’s going to advocate for, a return to the Well of Would You Rather, and the Sriracha origin story all hot and fresh for you! Prologue - Parenting is Refereeing S1 - Chris’s Local Priorities S2 - Would You Rather? S3 - Sriracha Origins The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - On the true purpose of the HOV lane

We’re getting a little Olympic fever on the other side of the heat wave, and we’re treating it by ranking sports by their level of difficulty, tweeting at Simone Biles about “St. Louis style pizza”, and then trying to figure out if that makes us crazy. Prologue - Dad Jokes of the Week! S1 - How Hard Is Your Sport? S2 - Defunct Casual Dining Spots S3 - Are You a Nutjob? OT - In Character at an Orgy Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: [email protected] Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Hey, it’s summer! And it’s suddenly hot as hell outside. Luckily, sports are having a summer moment, we’ve got strategies for you to keep cool, and then we’ve got life and death moral dilemmas for you to ponder while you lay in your sweltering bedroom cursing climate change, unable to sleep! Prologue - Golf Dad Confidential S1 - Summer Sports Spectacular S2 - It’s F#ck!ng Hot S3 - Moral Dilemmas The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Saved By The Bell or 90210? Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: [email protected] Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

It’s easier than ever to run afoul of public sentiment, and harder than ever to apologize. But this week we dig into the specifics of saying sorry, choosing violence, or assuming the best (worst?) about others. Prologue - Batman’s heroic sex acts S1 - Celebrity Apologies S2 - On-Course Assault S3 - True American Myths The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Critical Race Theory Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: [email protected] Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

When does a rivalry become a liability? Chris thinks Brooks v. Bryson is bad for golf, and maybe bad for the entire world! Then we celebrate Brood X with our favorite Insect Movies, and give you a jump on Dia de los Padres with a Father’s Day gift guide review (enough with the shaving stuff!) Prologue - Bigfoot, Weed, and the French Open S1 - Anatomy of a Rivalry S2 - Favorite Insect Movies S3 - Father’s Day Gifts are getting worse The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - New Vaccine Customer Promotions Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: [email protected] Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

We’re going behind the curtain this week, as Netflix finally gave us a taste of what their real streaming numbers look like and it probably won’t shock you to discover the numbers are mind-boggling. Then it’s an exploration of personal Cheetos mythos, before we finish by deconstructing the mess that led Naomi Osaka to pull the ripcord on the French Open. Prologue - Chris enters Public Life S1 - Top 10 Netflix Original Movies by the Streams S2 - The Myth of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos S3 - Naomi Osaka throws up the metaphorical double birds The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Customer Disservice Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: [email protected] Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

It’s a week of high points, as we talk about the pleasing art of the well-executed cameo, some of the most fun and ridiculous off-course golf behavior in quite some time, and who else deserves a Guy Fieri-level payday from their network. Then it’s time for an unexpected journey to the Caribbean with Corn Nuts in the OT. Prologue - IT Pro heal thyself S1 - Memorable Cameos S2 - Off-course Golf Drama S3 - Guy Fieri’s Payday The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - Corn Nuts History Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: [email protected] Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

This week we get to the bottom of some long running cartoon mysteries, we return to the land of morally ambiguous choices, and finally we wonder how long you could stay alive in a fight with a wild animal (and why you’re wrong about that). Prologue - People, It’s the smell S1 - Is Dora Blind? S2 - More Morally Ambiguous Lifehacks S3 - Which Animal Could You Beat in a Fight? The Stupidest Things Ever Said OT - The worst Dad Jokes - Boat Names Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: [email protected] Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee

Josh subs in for Ty this week to let Chris just run wild. There’s no timer, the guys work blue, it’s chaos! Enjoy! Prologue - MC Hammer Car Talk S1 - Seattle’s GOAT Athlete S2 - Guilty Pleasures S3 - Celebrity Engagements Dad Jokes Are BACK OT - Rock HOF Follow the show on Twitter: @2on3pod Buy show merch: store.2on3pod.com See all our shows: www.2on3pod.com Email the show: [email protected] Your hosts: @seatjk @cdvillasenor Music: “Quittin’ Time” by Pat Lee