Anything But A One!

Twelfman wasn’t here again (what does he even do all day?), so he misses out on talking about how the gnomes actually played. Naz took them to a tournament! Goodness gracious. Whatever next? Don’t forget to vote on your favourite short story from last+1 episode! 00:00:00 – Intro 00:01:00 – Gnomes, again 02:16:00ish – End … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred-and-Twenty-Four: Positively Informed Gnome Discussion →

Twelfman wasn’t here again, so he misses out on talking smack about the latest beardie stuntles to wander into the Blood Bowl pitch. Sucks to be him, I suppose! Don’t forget to vote on your favourite short story from last episode! 00:00:00 – Intro 00:01:00 – Gnomes 02:00:00ish – End Episode One-Hundred-and-Twenty-Three: Less Rampant Gnome … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred-and-Twenty-Three: Less Rampant Gnome Discussion →

I couldn’t not call this episode “Rampant Gnome Speculation”, and I hope it’s clear why. And we have the entries for the short story competition! Vote for your favourite below and next episode we’ll crown our winner. Plus, Twelfman popped over and to say ‘hi’ on another podcast: Players to Nuffle. Go and check them … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred-and-Twenty-Two: Rampant Gnome Speculation (And Short Stories) →

Wow! Can you believe it! The 121st episode! Like the halcyon days of yesteryear, as far back as the 120th episode, I, Twelfman, was not there, but I’m sure it was absolutely stuffed with erudite tactical advice, witty asides, philosophical mantras and possibly even some knob jokes. Who really knows? Not me, that’s for sure. … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred-and-Twenty-One: It’s The One Hundred-And-Twenty-First Episode! →

Wow! Can you believe it! The 120th episode! Like the halcyon days of yesteryear, as far back as the 188th episode, I, Twelfman, was not there, but I’m sure it was absolutely stuffed with erudite tactical advice, witty asides, philosophical mantras and possibly even some knob jokes. Who really knows? Not me, that’s for sure. … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred-and-Twenty: It’s The One Hundred-And-Twentieth Episode! →

Happy New Year. Or is it? Yes. What better way to cheer the new year in than to watch Twelfman’s slow descent into madness? Watch him try to solve Landrover’s fiendish crossword in real time!ABAO_Xmas_cryptic_2023 Extra! We are going to be extending the current Short Story competition, like we did way back when. The rules … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred-and-Nineteen: Cross Words →

Wow! Can you believe it! The 118th episode! I, Twelfman, was not there, but I’m sure it was absolutely stuffed with erudite tactical advice, witty asides, philosophical mantras and possibly even some knob jokes. Who really knows? Not me, that’s for sure. I don’t even know how long it is (fnar, told you). But what’s … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred-and-Eighteen: It’s The One Hundred-And-Eighteenth Episode! →

We are graced with the illustrious presence of KFoged superstar and newly elected Team England captain: KFoged! In this episode we talk about Team England’s past and future, then dissect the new FAQs that GW have gone and released (here, if you were curious). Subscribe to the Team England newsletter here. Extra! We are going … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred-and-Seventeen: KFAQed →

Screaming Spires! It’s a tournament in Oxford run by a lovely man called Joe. I didn’t go, but thankfully, the others did. We also do Bloodblusters based on everyone’s favourite thing: Big data! Tables! Databases! And sometimes… the data lies. 00:00:00 – Intro 00:31:15 – Full disclosure, it’s late, and I don’t want to have … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred-and-Sixteen: The Bellowing Belfries →

It’s spoooooky season, and therefore what better time than now to discuss the brand new Vampires that GW have gone and released? I wonder if they planned that? We’re also talking about the upcoming election for the captain of Team England. Plus, you should go to the tournament Screaming Spires: https://talkfantasyfootball.org/viewtopic.php?p=824707#p824707. 00:00:00 – Intro 00:00:35 … Continue reading Episode One-Hundred-and-Fifteen: The ‘Necks’ Team England Captain →