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Audio Drama for Pessimists

by Jester's Baffies Productions

It's another day closer to the grave, so pull up a stool and grab yourself a half-empty pint of bitter audio drama with a disappointing finish. Actually, there's no real point. Everyone always dies at the end. Go and listen to something else instead. One of those "entrepreneur" shows or something...

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Episodes

Actual Frostgrave Fanfic

3m · Published 24 Mar 15:04

Frostgrave is a great miniatures game, created by Joe McCullough. This is a completely unofficial (and rubbish) tribute to it. 

Roll to Hit - A "Miniature" Tabletop Tale

7m · Published 17 Feb 13:38

A short fantasy adventure, tabletop-style. Leon and Dougal face off against a horde of zombies. 

A poem for Willy

2m · Published 16 Feb 13:07
For our wee pal. 

The Kindly Nettle

3m · Published 20 Aug 10:55

A little seedling is sheltered from a storm by a kindly nettle. 

The Lords of the Ring Piece - a High Fantasy Adventure

1h 2m · Published 26 Apr 14:23

A Mighty Empire is threatened by a coalition of evil forces from the badlands of the North. An epic tale of sword and sorcery. 

This is a story about a mighty Empire. A mighty Empire, ruled by a noble king.

For many years, the people of the Empire had lived in peace and prosperity.

But, far North, in the barren and untamed wastelands beyond the civilised world, a darkness was growing.

A fearsome and terrible warlord by the name of Brutus the Merciless had united clans and armies of barbarians, mutants, and savages. It was said that he planned to march this gigantic force South, with the ultimate aim of taking the throne for himself, and enslaving the people of the Empire.

Whispers of fear and uncertainty began to spread throughout the towns and villages of the South. The King pleaded for calm, and assured his people that they were not at risk. This Empire had stood for a great many thousands of years. They'd seen off countless similar attacks in that time, and this one would be no different – if it indeed came at all.

As a precaution, scouts were regularly sent North to investigate and report back on what was going on up there. But none ever returned.

That was, until one day, on the outskirts of the Northernmost town of Cludgiemyre.

This was a rustic town, with a salt-of-the-Earth population, hardy, and world-weary.

Though the people here often complained that they were the “forgotten town of the Empire”, being way up here in the North, Cludgiemyre was of great strategic importance.

They called it the Gateway to the North, because it was wedged in the valley between the mighty peaks of the Stauner Mountains. If an attack was to come from the Badlands, the invaders would most likely head straight through Cludgiemyre on their way into the Imperial Heartlands.

The townsfolk were already on edge, that fateful day, when a young guard on the town wall spotted a lone figure stumbling down from the pass.

It was one of the King’s scouts, covered from head to toe in dried blood, having spent time as a guest in one of Brutus the Merciless’ torture camps.

He had managed to escape and travel homeward, to give warning to the people of the Empire, and confirm their worst fears. Brutus had forged an unholy alliance with the infamous Necromancer Bryar, Lord of the walking corpses.

Also forging part of this alliance was the cold and cruel Beastmaster Alicia, with her hordes of mutant barbarians, trolls, and other savage creatures.

They were joined too by the forces of General McGeever. A ruthless and uncompromising champion who led a contingent of battle hardened mercenaries.

The escaped guard told the folks of the Empire that this dark coalition – an army of unprecedented size and strength - would soon begin their descent on the Empire’s capital city.

As scared as they were though, the folks of Cludgiemyre weren’t the types to run from danger. A raven was sent to the King himself to tell him of this grave news, and the townsfolk agreed that once reinforcements arrived, they’d be on the front line with them.

But it wasn’t the King’s soldiers who first appeared through the guard’s looking glass on the Southern horizon. It was two men on horseback.

They were Bard Leon the Powerful, and his faithful scribe Dougal.

Bard Leon had come to chronicle the war that would go down in history as the one that changed these lands forever.

Ravenous - The Legend of Sawney Bean

33m · Published 05 Mar 16:54

Investigating the disappearance of a colleague, BBC journalist Albert Titus lands the scoop of a lifetime in the Scottish coastal village of Redmayne as he unravels a terrifying mystery perhaps tied to a sinister cannibal clan of legend.

Written, directed and produced by John Ballentine

Check out Campfire Radio Theater for full details. 

Ghosts of Flannan Lighthouse

35m · Published 27 Feb 10:53

A chilling mystery unfolds in 1900 off the Scottish coast as Joseph Moore arrives at the Flannan Island Lighthouse to find it cold and abandoned... its keepers vanished. Will a blood-stained journal reveal a clue to their dark fate or resurrect an ancient long-dead curse?

Written, directed and produced by John Ballentine

Check out Campfire Radio Theater for full details. 

Christmas Special of 'A Scottish Podcast'

19m · Published 17 Dec 10:33

“In the bleak midwinter” 

We’re rolling back the years to the peak of Lee’s radio career. It’s Christmas Eve, he’s just finished his shift on Drive Time, and he’s meeting Dougie in the pub for a couple of pints. What could possibly go wrong? 

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Credits

DAW of the Dead

21m · Published 13 Jun 15:46

There is a new software for working with sound. Whether you are an aspiring podcaster, professional studio engineer, or live electronic musician, ZannTech is the answer to everything you need.

ZannTech is a powerful way to create and it will change your life. Users lucky enough to get an early access trial are just...dying...to unleash it on the world.

Written by Ali Maloney, Matthew McLean, Libby Thomas, David Deveraux. 

11th Hour Audio Productions presents a collaboration featuring performaces by

  • A Scottish Podcast 
  • Caledonian Gothic
  • Glasgow Ghost Stories
  • Middle:Below
  • Tin Can Audio
  • The Owl Field
  • A Night of Horror
  • Tales from the Alethian Society

Sound Design and Music by David Deveraux

Produced using ZannTech Audio

The All New 'A Scottish Podcast' Prequel

8m · Published 29 Jul 14:17

A New Beginning. Literally. 

We decided to make a new prequel for A Scottish Podcast. Here's why. 

Former radio DJ Lee Power tells a local student radio station why he turned his back on the industry to launch a paranormal investigation podcast.

Audio Drama for Pessimists has 27 episodes in total of explicit content. Total playtime is 6:53:54. The language of the podcast is English. This podcast has been added on December 23rd 2022. It might contain more episodes than the ones shown here. It was last updated on March 24th, 2024 02:16.

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