We Got The Chocolates

Jana jumps back in as a guest host this week and Mitch starts by asking what he should grab his fiancé for her birthday... despite the fact her birthday is the next day. You can imagine how well that goes down. We also teach Jana a heck of a lot of new phrases (we don't think she will be in a hurry to use them), Mickus is disappointed he's not getting a Prince Albert and we discuss whether Russell Crowe would be any good at tennis! Here are some time stamps:

1:00 - Still have the baby?

5:00 - Hard Launching A Relationship

9:10 - Joke of the Week

13:05 - Dress Codes with Russell Crowe

19:35 - Must or Dust

28:40 - Eloise on Prince Alberts

36:24 - Fictionary

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If you're anything like Skin I'm sure you've heard all about Open AI's Chat GPT, but the real question is can it keep up with Gode and Leigh's puns?

We find out this episode, plus we have a chat about some of the most outrageous claims we & the Choccies have ever heard, and Dave the Brit Knows Jack Shit attempts to run us through a new game!

Oh and we got new intro music, what do you think of it?

2:10 - How's your funny bone?

4:00 - Joke of the Day/Week 

5:56 - Most Outrageous Claims

16:41 - Chat GPT

23:10 - Sports Superstitions

30:35 - Is This Movie Older or Younger?

38:53 - You’re in for a Tweet

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Some of the best nicknames we have ever come across leads to a chat that Skin would quickly love to forget about. We tried to step foot into the world of acting and the results were quite disastrous. India managed to do the best pitch doctoring of all time where it was only doctored when Australia was batting so we have to go through that. Oh and Gode also takes on a listener in another Trivia quiz! Ps. Mickus has the worst name for his fantasy team ever!

Speaking of Fantasy, Gode wants to play you in NRL SuperCoach. Skin, Leigh and Mickus will all be playing as well. Here is the link to the group: https://bit.ly/ChocsNRLSupercoach

9:03 - Best Fantasy Team Names 

15:00 - SuperCoach Chocs Group 

17:00 - Overthinking Cricket 

20:45 - Social Sins and Wins 

24:04 - Best Nicknames 

30:00 - Odds of a Prince Albert 

31:30 - You’re A Quizzard Gode 

41:45 - You’re in for a Tweet 

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Is it in you? That is a slogan and apparently not for the website we thought! The Joke of the Week came from a playboy magazine (great articles). Apparently we have been saying Musk or Dust so we clear that up, Skin broke down a couple of acronyms for us and we named a pet goat! It was great to be back in the same room this week. If you got through last week you will find this episode a treat!

2:10 - Skin's Haircut

5:00 - Joke of the Week

11:00 - GOAT Namestorm

14:30 - Tom Brady

20:20 - Retirements

27:45 - Friend of the Show

36:15 - The Slogan Game

43:00 - Get Fact

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Skin and Leigh made the trip down to Sydney to interview a few Australian Cricketers before the launch of "The Test" on Prime Video. They asked the big hitting questions like, "Who is your funniest teammate", "Are ice baths Overrated" and "Does Nathan Lyon love shadow batting?"

However, there was also time top hit them with some of our best cricket themed jokes! And they were absolute hit for everyone except one of them... we will let you work out who that was!

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What’s a better partnership than Brooke Pancake being sponsored by Waffle House? Turns out there are quite a few!

In other news Gode’s dad delivered his pool to the wrong house, a Manchester criminal is now known as 18 months because he only has an ear and a half, and Human Shazam is pretty tough to play over a video call!

3:44 - Where Do You Want The Pool?

6:00 - Joke of the Day/Week 

7:55 - The Perfect Sponsorship Doesn’t Exi…

14:36 - Worst Rules in Sport 

23:32 - He’s Only Got an Ear and a Half

30:22 - Human Shazam

35:59 - You’re in for a Tweet

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Can you introduce yourself to a new person and then ask to eat their leftover food less than a minute later? We wouldn’t have thought so but it can happen apparently. Michael Clarke tearing his Hamstring in combat inspired us to go through some very funny ways people have acquired injuries! 

1:30 - Eating Other People’s Leftovers 

3:53 - Joke of the Week 

6:58 - Best & Worst of Social Media 

11:30 - Stinking Crowd Behaviour

18:40 - Avoiding Hangovers 

24:30 - Michael Clarke 

32:10 - Google Feud 

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We welcome Gode and Mickus back into the fold this week and Gode gets straight back into action by gifting Skin with a free clinic on how to make a pun! We speak to a Friend of the Show and find out that Skin is very up to date with youthful language. Here is how it went:

1:30 - Gode's Body Clock 

3:40 - Wrong Lyrics 

5:26 - Joke of the Week

7:05 - Worst Excuses You've Heard 

15:41 - Terrible Cock Ups 

22:29 - Friend of the Show 

30:10 - Fictionary 

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Leigh and Skin had a trip to Sydney booked in and therefore needed a guest to bring the heat on the podcast this week... and Billy Darcy was just the man for the job. An incredibly funny guy with some wonderful stories! Here is how the chat went:

1:00 - Meet Billy Darcy

5:40 - Leigh’s Lip Syncing

5:30 - Joke of the Day/Week

11:56 - Rogue News Headlines

18:09 - Stand Up Comedy Heckles

30:41 - Stupid Cricket Rules

36:39 - Must or Dust

45:32 - Get Fact

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Couple of fantastic stories about Skin and Leigh in this episode, one is quite recent... and one is a blast from the past! We also did a Namestorm that went for far too long so we are sorry about that but at least if you ever have a wheelbarrow that needs a name... you have 10 minutes worth of audio to refer to. Here is how the episode went: 

1:30 - Skin's Questionable Behaviour 

5:30 - Jokes with Folk

8:20 - Bali Sex Law Change

15:07 - Football Nudity 

20:00 - Man of the Match

24:30 - Namestorm

35:00 - What's your favourite sauce? 

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