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No Autographs, Please!

by Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Podcast superstars and best friends Arden Myrin (Will You Accept This Rose?)and Bryan Safi (Attitudes!)are on a mission to KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF, GIRL with this hybrid improv comedy and chat show! Every week they talk hot pop culture gossip, world travel tips (like what the best city dump in the country is) and the cruel world of amateur tennis. Then as sexy singles, they take YOUR real dating stories and improvise them with a fabulous special CELEBRITY guest, ending in a reveal of how it actually went down. How close will they come to your real life dating story? And of course, they finish it with peanut butter cake recipes. Do you feel famous yet? Who are you wearing?NOAUTOGRAPHSPLEASE!

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Episodes

"Arden and Bryan's Redemption Tour!" w/ Lauren Lapkus

1h 5m · Published 07 Jul 10:00

The love of Arden and Bryan's friendship life, as well as their arch baking nemesis (aka "The Root of All Evil"), Lauren Lapkus returns for the finale episode of NAPS season one!  The Hero's Journey began with a disparaged peanut butter mug cake!  Will the fame seeking twins win over (not neglected child) Lauren's heart (AND STOMACH!) as they go for a perfected round two PBFit desert? Or will they crash and BURN!?  All that plus a date at GOOP KITCHEN! Gladyss the Orc Mother!

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“Moines De Moines Iowa” w/ Lauren Ash

1h 4m · Published 30 Jun 10:00

Is your job CLOWN? Are you a ghost that braids horse mane? Then you’ve come to the right place! This week the supremely talented and hilarious Lauren Ash (“Superstore,” “Not Dead Yet”) talks the untrustworthiness of birds, crow funerals and of course, peanut butter powder. Plus a romantic date at Starbucks! One iced Canadian latte to go please!

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"Spit It & Get It!" w/ Sam Pancake

1h 16m · Published 23 Jun 10:00

Grab your Porsche backpacks and get into this! This week, the tender gift of the clown is brought to you by the hilarious, dashing, and whip-smart Sam Pancake (“Search Party,” “A Million Little Things.”) We talk how we should have residencies at sex clubs, how many times we can say Kimberly Akimbo, what to do when faced with a donut wall, plus we go on a picnic date! And cake, honeys, cake!

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"The Boxcar Children!" w/ Nicole Byer

1h 7m · Published 16 Jun 10:00

Glamorous Comedy SUPERSTAR Nicole Byer (Nailed it! Grand Crew) joins Arden and Bryan to chat ANGRY ELEPHANTS!  VIN DIESEL!  and TAKING MONEY FROM YOUR SIBLINGS!  Are you ready to fall in love with a man named Birdy who stole the Declaration of Independence for the purposes of laminating it? Well LOOK NO FURTHER than THIS MADNESS!  Can these two orphan racoons/ aspiring bakers win over the host of Nailed It! with their infamous PBfit Peanut Butter Mug Cake??? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!

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Introducing: Born to Love with Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert

2m · Published 14 Jun 21:23

Hi, No Autographs Please Fans! We want to share a new podcast from Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network that we think you'll love - Born To Love with Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert. 

About the show: Born to Love with Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert is an interview show about all the things we absolutely adore, hosted by Ellie Kemper and her longtime comedy friend, Scott Eckert. Each week Ellie, Scott, and various celebrity guests discuss what they were Born to Love: a hobby, a city, a holiday, a cuisine, a movie, a childhood memory - there's so much love to share! Ellie and Scott keep it playful and upbeat while getting into all sorts of topics... all in the name of love.

Listen here and subscribe to Born To Love with Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert  on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts!

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"If You Don't Look Your Worst, How will You Look Your Best?" w/ Charles Rogers

54m · Published 09 Jun 10:00

Hi dearest hearts! This week, Arden and Bryan are joined by the cool-hot-hip-fun-funny Charles Rogers (co-creator of "Search Party.") We talk community theatre and its highs and lows (which are also highs), then we go on a date to Chili's (finally!); and, naturally peanut butter cake! What will Charles give it? Search THIS party to find out! 

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"Hot Air Balloon Sextacular!" w/ Stephanie Allynne

56m · Published 02 Jun 10:00

Stephanie Allynne (The L Word, One Mississippi) joins Arden and Bryan for a non-stop episode of hot dates!! She's so hot she dates HERSELF in the improv portion! This episode has it ALLLLLL HUNNNAY alpha theater kids, runaway helium balloons, open robes!!! If you think YOU got bullied in high school- THINK AGAIN KITTY CATS- because Stephanie has a story for YOU! Call the press! Do your contouring! Sit back and CHILLLLLAX!

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"Hop on, Pop!" with Mike Castle

1h 6m · Published 26 May 10:00

This week we have a really fancy guest, which you can tell because of his last name alone! The hilarious comedian and actor Mike Castle ("Curb Your Enthusiasm," "Brews Brothers") is here to share delightful stories of lamp-stealing neighbors named Glenn and the shame of being defeated by a teenager at chess tournaments. Then Arden, Bryan and Mike go on a date on a retirement cruise ship! All that plus a peanut butter cake score that left these mouths agape. Hop on, Pop!

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"Coke Stroke is OUT! Bar Rescue is IN!" w/ Gareth Reynolds

1h 4m · Published 19 May 10:00

Comedy superstar Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, Arrested Development) join Arden and Bryan to discuss the glamorous MAGIC of comedy club owners, the chic arrogance of at-home PRINTERS, and how sexy it is to start a car with a SCREWDRIVER HUNNNNAY! All this AND Bryan and Arden have HIGH HOPES for the their glorious PBFit Mug Cake when Gareth actually seems to enjoy his ZEVIA, STEVIA soda? Will one of their guests actually ENJOY their sexy sweet offerings???? Tune in to find out!!

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"Just Waiting For My Dad To Die" w/ Laci Mosley

54m · Published 12 May 10:00

The Scam Goddess herself is in the HOUSE! Laci Mosley ("iCarly", "A Black Lady Sketch Show") joins Arden and Bryan for an afternoon of delusional brides! Death Doulas! PB Fit baking (aka Microwaving!) and sexy dates at Beer Gardens! Did they call the press on themselves for being TOO SEXY????? Tune in and find OUT!

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No Autographs, Please! has 17 episodes in total of explicit content. Total playtime is 15:25:55. The language of the podcast is English. This podcast has been added on April 2nd 2023. It might contain more episodes than the ones shown here. It was last updated on May 25th, 2024 23:10.

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