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This week, Robyn starts off with a story from her early days about her struggles with reading and how she got by for years without anyone noticing. Then she brings in another member of the Schall family, Sammy Schall! Sammy opens up about his double life as a drag queen (@worshipherdrag) and how he balances both. They get all into Sammy’s early experiences in the family and what led him down the path to find his own way of expression, and all the crazy stories along the way. Then we open up the lines to the listeners and hear a couple of stories about double lives, one about a fake twin, and another with slightly kinkier twist. To end the show, it’s time to see which sibling knows the other better and Sammy quizzes Robyn and Security on a few questions about each other to see who has actually been paying attention! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We all know honesty is the best policy, but sometimes a little dishonesty is the best strategy! This week, Robyn is opening up the lines to hear all your fibs, white lies, and embellishments, along with the crazy stories that followed them. Robyn kicks it off with a story about that time at sleepaway camp when she made everyone believe she had a boyfriend who sent her letters all summer long, when in reality, he was nothing but a figment of her overactive imagination. Then, she opens up the lines to hear stories from our listeners about slumber party sleepwalking, fake diamond earrings, pretending to speak Spanish, and a tragic case of confusing San Pellegrino with Fresca. To wrap up the show, Security tries to guess whether Robyn is lying or not using some telltale signs he found in the most trustworthy of places: the Internet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week no one is safe, and Security finds himself directly in the line of fire. It’s time to air all your dirty family secrets! Robyn kicks it off with a story about her mother’s embarrassing internet presence before turning her attention directly to several of Security’s embarrassing moments (which there are many of.) Then it’s time to open up the lines to the listeners, and we hear some wild stories about called-off weddings, graduation party disasters, mullets, and a few other tales of families embarrassing themselves and each other. To end the show, it’s Security turn to embarrass Robyn and he does so by trying to get her to guess different books from a one sentence synopsis. Spoiler alert: mission accomplished. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Security is taking the day off, so naturally its the perfect time to get a little kinky! Robyn kicks us of with a wild story of some sexy roleplaying from her past and then introduces the guest co-host for the week, Belinda Boxer. Then its time to hear from our listeners, who bring all manner of jaw-dropping stories indluding thigh strangling, stomach obsessions, and golden showers, and of course, foot fetishes. For our final segment, Belinda brings a long list of kinks to see just what Robyn would do for $1,000. Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week’s topic! Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are taking a hazy trip down memory lane to hear some wacky stories about have one too many… or many too many! Robyn kicks it off with a wild story about an alcohol fueled late night food ordering extravaganza before opening up the lines and hearing from our listeners. From these listeners, we hear outlandish stories about a potential kidnapping in Amsterdam, a chatoic New Orelans trip and ‘fish hooking’ a stranger at a bar.To end the episode, we celebrate the long-awaited National Eat Outside Day with some hilariously weird facts about food. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You would do anything for love… but would you do that? This week, Robyn is opening up the lines to hear the craziest, most outrageous stories of listeners who threw all caution to the wind in the name of Love. She kicks things off with the story of her recent first date which featured… side abs, lots of side abs. Then she opens up the lines and we hear stories featuring a bikini seduction, a whirlwind vacation marriage, a sketchy secret affair website, and a few other outrageous tales. To end the episode, Robyn and Security do a crazy thing, which consists of them singing TV show theme songs and having the other guess where it comes from. Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week’s topic! Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Robyn kicks off the episode with a story about a hellish travel event which for once and for all decided who was the better human between her and Security. Then, we are graced by broadway star Marissa Rosen, who has known Robyn since Kindergarten! They get into all things Broadway, including Marissa’s debut, her rubbing elbows with Broadway royalty, and her advice to anyone trying to work in the industry. Then, Robyn opens up the lines to hear some more travel nightmares from the listeners, including a wild New York romp and a thanksgiving dinner with absolute strangers.  Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week’s topic! Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Security, you'll need to step out for this one! Robyn is back to hear all about your wild and crazy hookups. For this episode, Robyn asked her best friend, Belinda, to be security's replacement, and they start off by swapping their own hookup stories. Then, Robyn opens up the lines to hear all about micro-pen*ses, threesomes, and window washers. To end the show, Belinda takes it all the way back to Y2K and conducts a classic Cosmopolitan quiz to see where she ranks in the bedroom. Would you be an Over-The-Top Temptress, Va-Va Vixen, or a Coy Cutie? Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week’s topic! Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Security, you'll need to step out for this one! Robyn is back to hear all about your wild and crazy hookups. For this episode, Robyn asked her best friend, Belinda, to be security's replacement, and they start off by swapping their own hookup stories. Then, Robyn opens up the lines to hear all about micro-pen*ses, threesomes, and window washers. To end the show, Belinda takes it all the way back to Y2K and conducts a classic Cosmopolitan quiz to see where she ranks in the bedroom. Would you be an Over-The-Top Temptress, Va-Va Vixen, or a Coy Cutie? Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week’s topic! Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Take my advice and listen to this episode! This week, Robyn wants to know the worst piece of advice you’ve ever received. Did a friend tell you to shave your head? Or cuss out your boss? How about starting a podcast with your sibling? To kick it off, Robyn invites her friend and TV Producer Liza Persky on the line to share her story and her best advice: “always take the meeting” and “don’t try to skip ahead.” Then, Robyn opens up the lines for a few listener calls featuring curling iron burns and lady parts. Be sure to call in every Monday to talk to Robyn live on the show. Dial: (720) 727-6296 And follow @robynschallcomic on TikTok and Instagram to find out next week’s topic! Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices