Episode 65: Mutated Teletubbies
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900 Things I Hate
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Grab your shopping cart and load it up with chocolate-flavored potatoes to replenish your snack collection. Then, head to the bakery section to pick up some fresh Nerds Ropes, and get some radioactive crayons from the Back To School section. Save some money and sniff some cardboard instead of buying a pizza, and ask someone else’s Grandma where to find the hard candy aisle. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory, featuring Beau Willis.
Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensing
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible
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